Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

You stole my heart the day I heard you reading fairytales, and I never got it back

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[dawn_of_night]

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Not nice.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well you don't have to say it out loud!

Smash it down deep inside.

Um, the words, not Rafey-bear's dick, just to be clear.

Hmmmm interesting advice

I don’t kink shame. I just kink point and laugh. It’s not the same.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

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And hey.. you lied. There's no bear dick monster dildos.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Okay, did you ever see the last episode of Quantum Leap. Not only did they go with just the text, "Sam Becket never made it home," they spelled his fucking name wrong. It is Beckett. It is your own damn show! Is that how few fucks you give for people who watched this for years and won you 18 fucking Emmys?

Sorry, sore spot...

I never love you more than when you're nerd-rage shows. #KindredSpirits

 

[UnquietDreams]

And hey.. you lied. There's no bear dick monster dildos.

I'm not going to argue with the packaging... as it were.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm not going to argue with the packaging... as it were.

It's so tiny no wonder I missed it! It's kind of cute actually.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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That looks delicious

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's so tiny no wonder I missed it! It's kind of cute actually.

That's what she said...

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

That's what she said...

Bet it would feel great in...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Bet it would feel great in...

That too!

 

[dawn_of_night]

And hey.. you lied. There's no bear dick monster dildos.

Are you sure???
Because ....
AFAF of course....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are you sure???
Because ....
AFAF of course....

Probably on Etsy...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Probably on Etsy...

I was thinking Amazon...

 

[dawn_of_night]

My favorite dinosaur!!??

 

[dawn_of_night]

@JustAnotherFlower
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[dawn_of_night]

@JustAnotherFlower

oyiyeyiyo Thick Monster Dildo https://a.co/d/3MZhBsD

 

[Bbl87]

It's so tiny no wonder I missed it! It's kind of cute actually.

Average males across the world just collectively shed a tear.

 

[LupineOne]

Average males across the world just collectively shed a tear.

You’re the worst

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It's so tiny no wonder I missed it! It's kind of cute actually.

Oh, THAT'S what that is?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

@JustAnotherFlower

oyiyeyiyo Thick Monster Dildo https://a.co/d/3MZhBsD

Shhhh....

 

[peekingone]

Shhhh....

5 in 1 wow........

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Shhhh....

Is that @Azuldrgon ?!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Shhhh....

Mmm.... Babe.... That's more than a cuddle puddle.....