Sex & Shenanigans

[Sammysub07]

Sorry, I wasn't criticising, if that's what you thought. I was just genuinely surprised. When I took the test today I did do the advanced one, but didn't do the elimination thing. It would have taken a lot less time if I had! I might give it a go and see what comes out. Thanks.

Oh I didn’t see it as criticism. I love open dialogue. I think I was just trying explain what may have led to my results. Maybe to help in case anyone else also had the same thoughts about their reuslts.

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t know. They’re not perfect. They’re quite flawed. Maybe it helps that I’ve also been in the submissive/kink space for a long time? Im active in the local community, attend munches, and classes. I’m definitely very aware of what I like and don’t like.

Have you ever completed the advanced test and eliminated questions you know don’t pertain to you? If not, give it a try and see if it reflects a little more accurately.

Max test>skip what doesn’t pertain to you>and the amount of times you’ve completed it changes some questions and their wording.

Oh… I need to go do that!!!

 

[Sammysub07]

I got 100% subbie and 67% rope bunny… 100% brat too. Shocker!

Very true! Your results were like perfect!

 

[Qky75]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part

These tests are purely subjective and annoying but

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

If I did, you swore to keep it secret.

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Reading but my attention span anymore dictates I fall asleep to both equally

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?

Depends usually before. Casting rarely gets the author's vision correct.

3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Arrogance or Selfishness

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

Unlimited Financial
Unlimited intelligence
Pristine health

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

Without hesitation

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

All of the touching and kissing and exploring

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

The small of the back

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

Been a hot minute

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

I find myself here a lot so ...

OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

Pterodactyl

 

[vagrantx]

I don't know that I've seen anyone get 100% on any of those results before.

Ehum.

 

[vagrantx]

You're just trying to prove me wrong...

I got the results yesterday

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You're just trying to prove me wrong...

I'll just leave this here.

 

[Sammysub07]

So you're the one with the Lit time machine! I wondered who had it.

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[Wand3rlust]

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Will it rain later?

 

[Sammysub07]

Will it rain later?

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[BrendaBear]

I did it again also, without the sadist questions…

96% Rope bunny
87% Brat
84% Submissive
80% Vanilla
67% Switch

I feel like I got a demotion!

 

[Sammysub07]

Doing it again with the sub questions removed seemed to skew things. My sadist score sank to 34%, which feels at least closer to the truth (probably still too high, really), but turned me into a Shibari expert who gives public displays of my art in the local town square on alternate Sundays

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[Bbl87]

You’re the worst

I mean, no argument in one sense.

I was just saying that response to the dildo that is statistically average all around will probably break some hearts

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ehum.

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[Wand3rlust]

Doing it again with the sub questions removed seemed to skew things. My sadist score sank to 34%, which feels at least closer to the truth (probably still too high, really), but turned me into a Shibari expert who gives public displays of my art in the local town square on alternate Sundays

This Sunday? Or next...

 

[vagrantx]

So you're the one with the Lit time machine! I wondered who had it.

i need a time machine, Mr Wells
i'm on top of the world,
but it should've been someone else..
it feels like i've died in an accident
without time to be afraid or to suffer;
my soul just left

 

[dawn_of_night]

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[UnquietDreams]

Have I missed more questions?

Well, it isn't as if the disappeared. You are still free to find them and then tell us how you aren't answering the questions.

 

[LupineOne]

Too late…this week be stressing me tf out!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Kissing. Kissing is the foreplay to foreplay. It's important.

I absolutely love this answer.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t know. They’re not perfect. They’re quite flawed. Maybe it helps that I’ve also been in the submissive/kink space for a long time? Im active in the local community, attend munches, and classes. I’m definitely very aware of what I like and don’t like.

Have you ever completed the advanced test and eliminated questions you know don’t pertain to you? If not, give it a try and see if it reflects a little more accurately.

Max test>skip what doesn’t pertain to you>and the amount of times you’ve completed it changes some questions and their wording.

I did the longer test excluding the ones that didn't fit. Seemed a bit more accurate.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning fuckers

Good morning, sweetheart.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Pterodactyl

Not a dinosaur, it is a winged reptile. Your answers have been rejected. Please start over. Have a nice day.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Will it rain later?

Yes. Not sure where, but "yes."

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well, it isn't as if the disappeared. You are still free to find them and then tell us how you aren't answering the questions.

I answered them.

*narrows eyes*