Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

AHA!


So you weren’t wearing pants to begin with!!!

Pants are optional when I work from home. I've been in serious meetings in full hair & makeup, but wearing nothing but a blouse & chonies.

 

[Slickrick123]

Pants are optional when I work from home. I've been in serious meetings in full hair & makeup, but wearing nothing but a blouse & chonies.

That's legitimate work from home attire.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That's legitimate work from home attire.

Right? They don't need to know that I'm wearing my favorite cherry fuzzy slippers either! All that my matters is that what see appears professional...and to make sure my camera is off if I have to get up

 

[crazychemgirl]

See? If I worked from home I probably wouldn’t get any work done.

I’d just be masturbating all day … or watching Netflix. Or both.


Then I’d lose my job and end up homeless.

 

[Slickrick123]

Right? They don't need to know that I'm wearing my favorite cherry fuzzy slippers either! All that my matters is that what see appears professional...and to make sure my camera is off if I have to get up

If you get up it's a guarantee to change the agenda of the meeting.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Right? They don't need to know that I'm wearing my favorite cherry fuzzy slippers either! All that my matters is that what see appears professional...and to make sure my camera is off if I have to get up

And always use a coffee mug to disguise your booze.


Oh wait … you don’t drink.


Never mind then.

 

[Slickrick123]

And always use a coffee mug to disguise your booze.


Oh wait … you don’t drink.


Never mind then.

I thought that's what yetis were for

 

[MrMakersMark]

Pants are optional when I work from home. I've been in serious meetings in full hair & makeup, but wearing nothing but a blouse & chonies.

It's all fun and games until someone knocks on the door, or you dump your coffee.

I'm a fucking absent-minded klutz.
So I've planned ahead.

I will be wearing T-shirt and sweatpants, TEAMS call comes, toss on a polo.

Polo and sweatpants is not a good look, but it beats my luck, chilli stains and bare ass every day.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's all fun and games until someone knocks on the door, or you dump your coffee.

I'm a fucking absent-minded klutz.
So I've planned ahead.

I will be wearing T-shirt and sweatpants, TEAMS call comes, toss on a polo.

Polo and swearpants is not a good look, but it beats my luck, chilli stains and bare ass every day.

Lmfao & bare ass

 

[MrMakersMark]

Lmfao & bare ass

What? I like to let the fellas out every now and then. Sue me!

Let them look around...see what's up.
Let em'..explore the space, if you will.

No biggie.

 

[BrendaBear]

What? I like to let the fellas out every now and then. Sue me!

Let them look around...see what's up.
Let em'..explore the space, if you will.

No biggie.

If you were really good, you'd be telling us that is how you normally work the mouse.

Just sayin'

 

[crazychemgirl]

What? I like to let the fellas out every now and then. Sue me!

Let them look around...see what's up.
Let em'..explore the space, if you will.

No biggie.

I mean, I get it ..:, sometimes I like to lay naked spread eagle after a shower and just … clam out.


But the imagery of someone working poo bear style bare ass on their work chair … is absolutely hilarious to me.

 

[BrendaBear]

But the imagery of someone working poo bear style bare ass on their work chair … is absolutely hilarious to me.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/wKox-qdJmZoAAAAd/mihlali-laughing.gif

 

[LostHorizon]

See? If I worked from home I probably wouldn’t get any work done.

I’d just be masturbating all day … or watching Netflix. Or both.


Then I’d lose my job and end up homeless.

You don’t have to be home to masturbate all day.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I mean, I get it ..:, sometimes I like to lay naked spread eagle after a shower and just … clam out.


But the imagery of someone working poo bear style bare ass on their work chair … is absolutely hilarious to me.

"Clam out" got me



Sometimes it's just you and the fellas, a long day...trying to make a memory.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You don’t have to be home to masturbate all day.

We’ve had this discussion before … PPE is not sexy.

 

[LostHorizon]

We’ve had this discussion before … PPE is not sexy.

I can be for some… who are you to judge?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can be for some… who are you to judge?

You can be, eh?

 

[BrendaBear]

I can be for some… who are you to judge?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/zHU_Q6qycBYAAAAd/judge-judy-baloney.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

Forgot how good air fried spam is

 

[BrendaBear]

Forgot how good air fried spam is

air fried.... spam?

Are you just yankin' my bra strap, or is that a thing?

Oh wait... I wouldn't have a fucking clue anyway.


Nevermind.

 

[crazychemgirl]

air fried.... spam?

Are you just yankin' my bra strap, or is that a thing?

Oh wait... I wouldn't have a fucking clue anyway.


Nevermind.

It’s a thing cuz I said so.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Man lit is harsh today. I take off my pants and get complimented for my floor.




What now?

You only took off your trousers.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You only took off your trousers.

That’s what I said!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I had a really awful day at work …. How was everyone else’s day?

Any good things?

Any bad things?


Any sexy things?