Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Meh … about the same unfortunately

God, I hate it when a headache holds on. It's like waking up the morning after a party and finding someone crashed in the bathtub when you want to take a shower. "I slept. You are supposed to be gone!"

 

[MrMakersMark]

God, I hate it when a headache holds on. It's like waking up the morning after a party and finding someone crashed in the bathtub when you want to take a shower. "I slept. You are supposed to be gone!"

Morning feelings.

My favorite?

Waking up with memory snapshots of the heroic and legendary things you did...and all the Vag slain....feeling those deeds fade away into unaccessible memory.

And you've nothing to show for it all except for the feeling of an invisible dwarfs thumb in your neck because you folded the pillow in your sleep like a jackass.
.
...


And Lit has already told you twice "Oops we have a problem"




So awesome.

 

[MrMakersMark]

 

[vagrantx]

and all the Vag slain

oh no. am dead. pls halp.
https://media.tenor.com/GHDZ0NxSPp4AAAAM/cat-fall-ground-drop-oof-oop-die-play-dead.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

oh no. am dead. pls halp.
https://media.tenor.com/GHDZ0NxSPp4AAAAM/cat-fall-ground-drop-oof-oop-die-play-dead.gif

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[vagrantx]

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romantic death? necrophiliac alert!! wee woo wee woo

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Good morning!

How YOU doin?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Hey fellow hoes

 

[morelikeasong]

How YOU doin?

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[Deleted member 6592667]

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Prince is my spirit guide.
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[FormerAllStar2]

Prince is my spirit guide.
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Sorry to jump in. Your post made me think of this and laugh.

 

[MisterAlice]

Ok question for the masses…

Is there a physical body thing that someone has which would be a deal breaker for you?

Well, that is why those wank from home programs are so successful… wait… I meant… work from home. Yes… not… well… you know what I meant…

During Covid, some people confused the two concepts.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/scaachikoul/jeffrey-toobin-zoom-incident-new-yorker

 

[Whiskeyjack]

She's got a weird bit of heterochromia and her expression looks like she wants to cut a bitch. But she's really a sweetheart.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hey fellow hoes
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Funny you should be thinking that. I just had a conversation about the efficiency of ending a fight by taking my top off. Works every time!

 

[MisterAlice]

Funny you should be thinking that. I just had a conversation about the efficiency of ending a fight by taking my top off. Works every time!

Now that is not fair at all.

 

[BrendaBear]

Funny you should be thinking that. I just had a conversation about the efficiency of ending a fight by taking my top off. Works every time!

I love this... it isn't "that's when the gloves come off" it's "that's when the top comes off".

 

[MisterAlice]

I think my brain would go to mush as the blood drained out and went somewhere else.

 

[Qky75]

I think my brain would go to mush as the blood drained out and went somewhere else.

It's a trap!!

 

[MisterAlice]

That's the kind of trap I wouldn't mind falling into.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Funny you should be thinking that. I just had a conversation about the efficiency of ending a fight by taking my top off. Works every time!

Not all of us have your...ummm.. show-stoppers.

When guys yank shirts off it goes the other way.

 

[MisterAlice]

I guess we could drop our pants, but that wouldn't have the same effect, either. Men and women are built different in so many ways.

 

[MisterAlice]

If I were in argument with my SO, and I was like, "Oh yeah," and dropped my pants, she'd be like, "Put your fucking pants back on. I am so not in the mood for your bullshit."

Reverse that, and my brain would short circuit.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I love this... it isn't "that's when the gloves come off" it's "that's when the top comes off".

Yep, it's been a very effective tool in the past!

It's a trap!!

Yes, but in the best way!

Not all of us have your...ummm.. show-stoppers.

When guys yank shirts off it goes the other way.

Sorry, boobs are beautiful, it's the one physical strength we have over you

If I were in argument with my SO, and I was like, "Oh yeah," and dropped my pants, she'd be like, "Put your fucking pants back on. I am so not in the mood for your bullshit."

Reverse that, and my brain would short circuit.

Lol, the whole point is to short circuit him so he stops doom-spiraling, and gets back to reality!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Yep, it's been a very effective tool in the past!

Yes, but in the best way!

Sorry, boobs are beautiful, it's the one physical strength we have over you

Lol, the whole point is to short circuit him so he stops doom-spiraling, and gets back to reality!

 

[SWR101]

Funny you should be thinking that. I just had a conversation about the efficiency of ending a fight by taking my top off. Works every time!

I mean, I’d stop dead, so, solid strategy