Sex & Shenanigans

God, I hate it when a headache holds on. It's like waking up the morning after a party and finding someone crashed in the bathtub when you want to take a shower. "I slept. You are supposed to be gone!"
Morning feelings.

My favorite?

Waking up with memory snapshots of the heroic and legendary things you did...and all the Vag slain....feeling those deeds fade away into unaccessible memory.

And you've nothing to show for it all except for the feeling of an invisible dwarfs thumb in your neck because you folded the pillow in your sleep like a jackass.
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And Lit has already told you twice "Oops we have a problem"




So awesome.


 
I love this... it isn't "that's when the gloves come off" it's "that's when the top comes off". 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰
Yep, it's been a very effective tool in the past!
It's a trap!!
Yes, but in the best way!
Not all of us have your...ummm.. show-stoppers.

When guys yank shirts off it goes the other way.

Sorry, boobs are beautiful, it's the one physical strength we have over you
If I were in argument with my SO, and I was like, "Oh yeah," and dropped my pants, she'd be like, "Put your fucking pants back on. I am so not in the mood for your bullshit."

Reverse that, and my brain would short circuit.
Lol, the whole point is to short circuit him so he stops doom-spiraling, and gets back to reality!
 
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