Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

ADHD

Acute Debilitative Horn Dog.

Muh struggles.

I read that as “muggle struggles”

 

[MrMakersMark]

I read that as “muggle struggles”

Would also work.

 

[crazychemgirl]

FML I hate headaches.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I read that as “muggle struggles”

Yes, muggles don't take Wand Work in school.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

FML I hate headaches.

I know that pain all too well.

Hydrate!

 

[Shenanigans90]

FML I hate headaches.

You mean women have headaches when their husbands aren’t home?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I know that pain all too well.

Hydrate!

Thanks hun …. Yeah I’m trying to.

 

[LostHorizon]

and leads to increased overall wellness, right?

Yes, I have brought up to the Wellness Committee the importance of building a wellness pod for mid-day wellness activities.

Not everyone is lucky enough to have an office to practice wellness wanking.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes, I have brought up to the Wellness Committee the importance of building a wellness pod for mid-day wellness activities.

Not everyone is lucky enough to have an office to practice wellness wanking.

Well, that is why those wank from home programs are so successful… wait… I meant… work from home. Yes… not… well… you know what I meant…

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Thanks hun …. Yeah I’m trying to.

The only thing that really helps a headache or migraine for me is to go to sleep. I have to restart, but sometimes, that's not enough. I hope it goes away soon

 

[MindYaBitness]

ADHD

Acute Debilitative Horn Dog.

Muh struggles.

Excuse me, I'll have you know that I'm a horn squirrel, thank you very much!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Excuse me, I'll have you know that I'm a horn squirrel, thank you very much!

Well.. ADHD is for the guys. Clearly.

Yours is WAY worse.

ADHSLSHSHTHAGAHDLB.

Acute Debilitating Horny Squirrel Literally So Hot She Has To Have A Go At Herself During Lunch Break.

What a mess.
No pill or shot, but I have heard there are support groups in online forums.

Smh.

Good luck, kid.

That's a tough one.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well.. ADHD is for the guys. Clearly.

Yours is WAY worse.

ADHSLSHSHTHAGAHDLB.

Acute Debilitating Horny Squirrel Literally So Hot She Has To Have A Go At Herself During Lunch Break.

What a mess.
No pill or shot, but I have heard there are support groups in online forums.

Smh.

Good luck, kid.

That's a tough one.

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[MrMakersMark]

Room reboot.

 

[MrMakersMark]

j/k...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I'm laughing far too hard at this...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Ok question for the masses…

Is there a physical body thing that someone has which would be a deal breaker for you?


I’m not talking about a dick if you’re not a gay man … or a dick if you’re a lesbian … lol.


I mean, like a dick that curves more than you like… or big ears
… or small boobs..


Or piercings and/or tattoos?

Gotta have good hygiene. I think that's about it. I can vibe with pretty much any body type really.

Piercings and tattoos are a definite plus.

 

[vagrantx]

Excuse me, I'll have you know that I'm a horn squirrel, thank you very much!

Ratatoskr, messenger squirrel of the gods, is that you??

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[LupineOne]

Morning Shenanigang

 

[LostHorizon]

Well.. ADHD is for the guys. Clearly.

Yours is WAY worse.

ADHSLSHSHTHAGAHDLB.

Acute Debilitating Horny Squirrel Literally So Hot She Has To Have A Go At Herself During Lunch Break.

What a mess.
No pill or shot, but I have heard there are support groups in online forums.

Smh.

Good luck, kid.

That's a tough one.

What about mid morning coffee break, lunch break, mid afternoon snack, occasional work late breaks?

I mean… there has to be an acronym for those people.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Morning Shenanigang

Yes exactly

 

[LostHorizon]

Morning Shenanigang

Good Morning!!!!

 

[SWR101]

Good morning you sexy degenerates!

 

[MrMakersMark]

What about mid morning coffee break, lunch break, mid afternoon snack, occasional work late breaks?

I mean… there has to be an acronym for those people.

Oh, you mean PURVESS?
Common pronunciation: ▪︎PERVES▪︎

Persistant Uncontrollable Repeated Vaginal and Erectile Sexual Stimulators.


Yeah, its much more common than ADHSLSHSHTHAGAHDLB.

Comes in various stages and severities.


I've heard the females with bad cases will resort to hairbrushes, vibrating massagers toothbrushes and the water nozzle with the hose and alternating pressure patterns that is supposed to be for your back? You know which one I am talking Bout? Yeah that one.... right up the snooch. They see cock and vulva formations in the clouds like the devout see Jesus in them. They squint their eyes in photos and a phallus appears, so it effects how the brain absorbs information.

And the guys?
Mostly they just abuse themselves, putting their contraption into anything that can produce friction and then just thump away all day and start ejaculating. It wont stop until they start pumping out knee cartilage.

Some will even take up yoga to develop the flexibility to self-fellate...and to be in a room with a dozen pairs of yoga pants.

Or there is allegedly a Doc in Equador who will just surgically remove a rib for you.
Reasonable rates...or so I'm told.


Yeah..

It's sad. Poor buggers.

 

[morelikeasong]

Good morning you sexy degenerates!

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Good morning!