Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

I was just talking to friends earlier about the best ways to prepare deer. It’s famously an incredibly lean meat, so you have to prepare it differently than other red meats because it’ll get dry quick

I'm not a deer fan. But I'll have elk any day!

 

[SWR101]

I'm not a deer fan. But I'll have elk any day!

Grilled Deer sausage is a major weakness of mine

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Grilled Deer sausage is a major weakness of mine

Backstrap, rare, please and thank you

 

[dawn_of_night]

I was just talking to friends earlier about the best ways to prepare deer. It’s famously an incredibly lean meat, so you have to prepare it differently than other red meats because it’ll get dry quick

The best way to eat a deer.....
As sausage....
Sausage and pancakes....
Summer sausage....
Jerky....
Give me all the things..... Of specialty meatting....

 

[HarryHill]

Deer Killers -_-

 

[dawn_of_night]

Deer Killers -_-

Never killed a seer.
Not even with my car....

 

[LupineOne]

The best way to eat a deer.....
As sausage....
Sausage and pancakes....
Summer sausage....
Jerky....
Give me all the things..... Of specialty meatting....

Slow cooking works well, as long as you keep it submerged and be careful not to overcook it. It dries out and gets tougher even in liquid.
But if you pay attention, it works very well, especially if you combine it with beef or pork

 

[HarryHill]

Never killed a seer.
Not even with my car....

Lucky girl

 

[Qky75]

@MidwestPrincess23

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Why are dressed up chickens so funny!

 

[Qky75]

Why are dressed up chickens so funny!

I don't know but they are!

 

[MrMakersMark]

I'm not a deer fan. But I'll have elk any day!

I love it all.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I get it. Anything targeting the religious demographic is an easy target for a joke but :


Monster garnered over 2.6 million sales. It was certified 3× Platinum by the RIAA by 2019.

https://musicrow.com/2019/10/skillet-receives-riaa-plaques-for-monster-and-hero/


But I do understand because you haven't heard of it why the group loses validity.

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[UnquietDreams]

So, from what I understand is this statute ONLY includes nuisance beavers that you trap on your property... which means it HAS to be retained??? This article has got to be the absolute dumbest thing I've ever read.
My question is... is it legal to eat a beaver that ISN'T a nuisance... like, can I just go pluck a cute little beaver that's minding it's own business and eat it???

"I'm thinning the herd!"

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Backstrap, rare, please and thank you

Brush with a molasses based sauce! Blackstrap on yo' backstrap!

 

[UnquietDreams]

People, use Lume!, no scent at all!

I read "Luminol" and got very confused...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Deer Killers -_-

I wasn't allowed to watch Bambi when I was a kid because it portrayed hunters in a bad light. When I finally watched it, I turned to my dad and told him that it wasn't a bad light, so much as completely accurate

 

[MindYaBitness]

I read "Luminol" and got very confused...

Nah, we don't need luminol, we need midol

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok … question for all.

What is the strangest animal you’ve ever eaten.


In this regard I’m boring…. I’ve eaten Mako shark.

Emu, ostrich, shark (many people have -- a lot of less scrupulous restaurants served it as more expensive halibut), turtle, octopus (tasty, but never again, and I feel bad about it), crickets, squid, rattlesnake, puppy, and a cobra venom sack (it's a long and stupid story, but spoiler: don't do that). Also probably a bunch of other stuff I have no idea about while living in Japan.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/82hGP3p1bN5cY/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91wongxr9poysxoyn9j5ztzllwg24ebb1ak44n7tv1&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

It’s like hypnosis but hynopussy

Trust in meeeeeee....

 

[MindYaBitness]

Emu, ostrich, shark (many people have -- a lot of less scrupulous restaurants served it as more expensive halibut), turtle, octopus (tasty, but never again, and I feel bad about it), crickets, squid, rattlesnake, puppy, and a cobra venom sack (it's a long and stupid story, but spoiler: don't do that). Also probably a bunch of other stuff I have no idea about while living in Japan.

Puppy! You ate a puppy?????? Please tell me your phone autocorrected pussy!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok ok ok ….


Tell me …



What tv show are you currently watching?

Gilmore Girls, season 1 (by myself), Agents of SHIELD ( with my daughter. She teases me for watching Gilmore Girls).

What movie did you last watch?

The Warriors. "Come out and plaaayyyy"

What book are you reading?

The Bad-Ass Librarians of Timbuktu, by Joshua Hammer. About saving rare texts from destruction by idiotic, ignorant, violent religious zealots. Seems topical for some reason.

What podcast are you listening to?

Talk is Jericho. Backstage pro wrestling stories.

What audiobook are you listening to?

Nothing at the moment.

What song are you listening to?

At this moment? "Somebody's Baby," Jackson Browne. I'm at 2nd job.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/70c81fddb871d962d99b271681f22f3a.jpg

(It was not actually me, and Im not Dio…)

Holy Diver! I was the last in line for the rainbow in the dark.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Puppy! You ate a puppy?????? Please tell me your phone autocorrected pussy!

I am 1/4 Native American. Visiting for the first time since I was a baby, and there was a massive cook out on the rez. Our tribe never domesticated dogs. I thought my cousin was fucking with me when he told the to dig deep into the stew. "The puppy sinks to the bottom."

He was, for once, not fucking with me.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Thanks to all my friends here, no matter what kind you are
xoxoxo