Sex & Shenanigans

[MidwestPrincess23]

And their micropenises?



I don’t think I’ve ever dated someone named Ted

Wait... do all Teds have micropenises?

 

[Qky75]

Wait... do all Teds have micropenises?

I'm sure some are Theodores

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait... do all Teds have micropenises?

I don’t know ..: I’ve never dated any.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I don’t know ..: I’ve never dated any.

Yeah... me neither

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah... me neither

So it’s entirely possible.


We need a Ted in here to confirm or deny.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[LostHorizon]

What is everyone doing this lovely humpday??

Too much working and not enough humping.

What are you doing?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Too much working and not enough humping.

What are you doing?

Avoiding work by all means necessary

 

[LostHorizon]

Wait... do all Teds have micropenises?

Probably not. But all people with micropenises happen to be named Ted.

It’s a correlation/causation thing.

 

[LostHorizon]

Avoiding work by all means necessary

All means?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Shenanigans field trip??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Shenanigans field trip??

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I have concerns.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I have concerns.

Are you sure? I mean it seems totally legit to me

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Shenanigans field trip??

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Anyone that's ever given me shit about "ranch" owes me a big fucking apology right now.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Shenanigans field trip??

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lol, I know that place. It’s near where I vacation every summer!

 

[crazychemgirl]

lol, I know that place. It’s near where I vacation every summer!

So? Have you been there?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So? Have you been there?

I haven’t, but a bunch of people wear shirts that say ‘I got crabs from Crabby Dicks’ and you can very much imagine the person that wears that shirt proudly to a public beach

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

lol, I know that place. It’s near where I vacation every summer!

You vacation...at the restaurant?

 

[positiveflirt]

You vacation...at the restaurant?

Well I mean, some things are worth doing really, really thoroughly

 

[cactusjack0584]

Shenanigans field trip??

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I actually live near that place. It’s decent.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I haven’t, but a bunch of people wear shirts that say ‘I got crabs from Crabby Dicks’ and you can very much imagine the person that wears that shirt proudly to a public beach

Probably people from Florida

 

[crazychemgirl]

You vacation...at the restaurant?

I was trying to make a joke of eating me is like a vacation but it just wouldn’t materialize

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I was trying to make a joke of eating me is like a vacation but it just wouldn’t materialize

I mean... I don't think that's much of joke I bet it rings quite true

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I was trying to make a joke of eating me is like a vacation but it just wouldn’t materialize

I gotcha:

Eating you is like a vacation. It requires you to take time off work.

Eating you is like a vacation. Costs a lot and requires me to get on a plane.

Eating you is like a vacation. There's a fancy hotel and someone tries to sell me a timeshare.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I gotcha:

Eating you is like a vacation. It requires you to take time off work.

Eating you is like a vacation. Costs a lot and requires me to get on a plane.

Eating you is like a vacation. There's a fancy hotel and someone tries to sell me a timeshare.

This is why I love you.


And ranching.