Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

This is why I love you.


And ranching.

Awwww I love you too, Daddy

Also ranching.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I gotcha:

Eating you is like a vacation. It requires you to take time off work.

Eating you is like a vacation. Costs a lot and requires me to get on a plane.

Eating you is like a vacation. There's a fancy hotel and someone tries to sell me a timeshare.

You know you want occasional use of my vacation spot ..

Just beware of the blackout dates.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Accurate.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

You know you want occasional use of my vacation spot ..

Just beware of the blackout dates.

are these blackout dates listed anywhere?

AFAF

 

[MisterAlice]

Humans are gross. One of my coworkers came into work obviously sick last week and kept walking into my office. He was coughing and had the cold sweats. He could have fucking emailed me! But, no, he had to talk to me in person. I told him to get out and don't come back until he's feeling better. What is wrong with people? He's not a young, dumb man, either.

 

[Qky75]

My name is Q. I am a pervert.

Self check out

*Edit

Sweet nibblets it's a voca not a scary pic.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

lol, I know that place. It’s near where I vacation every summer!

Of course it is.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Accurate.

That's why I prefer to be a dog. Aroooooooooo

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Expanded PSA on how the butt is a vacuum

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Of course it is.

It is! I’ve driven past their coastal highway location at least 100 times. As a teen I always thought it would be funny to go there, but now as someone twice that age and maturity… I get it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Expanded PSA on how the butt is a vacuum

Interesting …. This I could definitely do.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It is! I’ve driven past their coastal highway location at least 100 times. As a teen I always thought it would be funny to go there, but now as someone twice that age and maturity… I get it

You “get it” .. eh?

 

[Qky75]

It is! I’ve driven past their coastal highway location at least 100 times. As a teen I always thought it would be funny to go there, but now as someone twice that age and maturity… I get it

Nothing a shot and some soap can't fix ... along with a talk on discretion next time. Hey! There's CCG's next TED talk!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel super called out.

 

[SWR101]

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I feel super called out.

Yet ive managed to make a career out of it…

 

[UnquietDreams]

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"The Butthole as a Vacuum: Truth and Consequences."

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You “get it” .. eh?

We all know he does.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was trying to make a joke of eating me is like a vacation but it just wouldn’t materialize

Well, it is dancing in my brain now...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, it is dancing in my brain now...

I’m dancing in your brain or my failed attempt at a joke?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m dancing in your brain or my failed attempt at a joke?

Eating you is like a vacation. I want to do it for two weeks at a time, 26 times a year.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Because I love you all:

Thread 'Lit Valentine’s Day Box'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/lit-valentine’s-day-box.1627606/

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Because I love you all:

Thread 'Lit Valentine’s Day Box'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/lit-valentine’s-day-box.1627606/

*Giggles* She said “box”

 

[lavendersilk]

Yet ive managed to make a career out of it…

Are you a therapist?

 

[SWR101]

Are you a therapist?

Counselor and coach

 

[crazychemgirl]

*Giggles* She said “box”

I look forward to all your Valentine’s Day cards!!!