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As a kid, I would toast a piece of bread and spread peanut butter on it then sprinkle it with sugar. Can’t do that with jelly…at least I really wouldn’t
I'd do that too.. true story.

If we were out of jelly....which was too damned often. Lol.
 
I do love grape too. But any dark fruit will do.
However, the caveat is: it has to be jam, not jelly. Jelly just doesn’t have the full flavor that comes out of jam.
Love them both...but jam or "preserves" seem to be better to me.

Peanut butter and jam doesn't sound right though because jam is also verb.

And Peanut Butter and preserves sounds like something my Granny might say.
 
Peanut butter and sliced apples is another favorite of mine. Sometimes I am particular and has to be McIntosh Appples but I can usually be persuaded.
 
That does not sound quite as good.

Also is it that sliced bologna and olive loaf? My mom used to give that to me as a kid.
That would make sense, but no. It’s crunchy peanut butter, slice of bologna and either whole or sliced olives. I remember the bumps in the bread whenever I made him one and thinking “this is fucking gross”
 
... crunchy... ?

And here I thought we were friends.
EXTRA crunchy! Can we still be friends? 🥺

I prefer preserves. I like the bits of fruit!
Preserves are definitely superior to jelly or jam! My favorite is seedless boysenberry, but strawberry is a close second

And if you have never had a Peanut Butter, banana and bacon sandwich you are missing out. It was a favorite of Elvis Presley.

Peanut butter and sliced apples is another favorite of mine. Sometimes I am particular and has to be McIntosh Appples but I can usually be persuaded.
I would recommend trying a PB, Nutella and banana sammich…preferably put it the toaster oven for a couple mins, and flipped for a couple more so it’s all melty and gooey 🤤
 
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