Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I’m going to blame this on my brain being turned into sludge from sitting in an office with fluorescent lighting, but I don’t get it.

Maybe it’s just my brain getting a stop signal from the “you’re”. It can’t compute the rest of the sentence.

You can fit 3 penises (dogs) where one normally is.

Basically your mom is a ho.



There … I effectively ruined the joke for you.

 

[Qky75]

41 Im degenerate

Humor my dear. Humor.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Humor my dear. Humor.

*ahem … it’s humour

 

[Qky75]

*ahem … it’s humour

Not in 'Murika

 

[SWR101]

Awww, @crazychemgirl got me a sugar bowl, you shouldn’t have

 

[hotoldrguy]

33 or 38 depending if the sex video can be solo or not..

If it can be solo, my count would go up LOL

 

[hotwords229_A]

Been a while since we did one of these silly things…
I think I got 54yrs. What about you?View attachment 2519061

Wait, are we adding these years or subtracting them?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not in 'Murika

You’re not in America, bitch … this is MY thread

so therefore Canadian / UK English is the rule.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Wait, are we adding these years or subtracting them?

https://media.tenor.com/O3x8ywLm380AAAAe/chevy-chase.png

 

[crazychemgirl]

Awww, @crazychemgirl got me a sugar bowl, you shouldn’t have

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I need these in my life.

 

[Apisto42]

I’m 60 babes …. You’re not even close to a degenerate.



Also neither am I for being a 60

Why we got to be “degenerates”? It’s just a(‘n) (un)healthy amount of life experiences.

Edit: I had no idea that typing would give a thumbs down. Funny quirk in this context.

 

[Apisto42]

You can fit 3 penises (dogs) where one normally is.

Basically your mom is a ho.



There … I effectively ruined the joke for you.

I’m pretty sure she never fucked three dogs at once.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m pretty sure she never fucked three dogs at once.

Well obviously… she’s not poster who shall not be named.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why we got to be “degenerates”? It’s just a (un)healthy amount of life experiences.

Are you sure it’s “unhealthy”? …. I’ve had some very rigorous sex that I’m sure did wonders for my heart rate.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anyone do dream analysis?


I had a dream last night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.

 

[Apisto42]

Are you sure it’s “unhealthy”? …. I’ve had some very rigorous sex that I’m sure did wonders for my heart rate.

Potentially. I came through it without any Sti’s or walking baby batter, but some have not been so lucky.

It is probably why I have good heart and prostate health though.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Been a while since we did one of these silly things…
I think I got 54yrs. What about you?View attachment 2519061

33

 

[Apisto42]

Anyone do dream analysis?


I had a dream last night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.

You need more tacos in your diet and to cut down on the meth intake.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Potentially. I came through it without any Sti’s or walking baby batter, but some have not been so lucky.

It is probably why I have good heart and prostate health though.

Somethings you can't unread.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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9, because it can be sweet or savory

 

[MindYaBitness]

41 Im degenerate

Yes, but you're our degenerate

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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BLUEBERRY.

 

[Jordan90]

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Chocolate forever!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m pretty sure she never fucked three dogs at once.

So, just one at a time?

 

[SWR101]

33

A respectable number, you’ve lived but have room to grow!