Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

It’s ok … I guarantee it’s super easy to be faster than me.

I’m a chubby girl who doesn’t exercise … I’m resigned to my fate.

Upside...you probably taste great.

So..Dino Nuggiez for the win.

I will write your story after I get away.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bahahahah I posted this to Facebook 9 years ago

 

[crazychemgirl]

Upside...you probably taste great.

So..Dino Nuggiez for the win.

I will write your story after I get away.

….. and we’re back to cannibalism


Where’s @Bry1313

 

[SWR101]

I reiterate my point above …

Thats fine, i dont look it, but I can squat just over my body weight and deadlift 1.5x my body weight, so, im willing to try

 

[crazychemgirl]

Thats fine, i dont look it, but I can squat just over my body weight and deadlift 1.5x my body weight, so, im willing to try

Can we try the Dirty Dancing move?

 

[cheekygirl75]

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Fucking legit

 

[SWR101]

Can we try the Dirty Dancing move?

I remember that not working as well for Roger and Francine…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I remember that not working as well for Roger and Francine…

But it worked great for Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone

 

[SWR101]

But it worked great for Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone

Ill allow it as this means you’re favorably comparing me to either Ryan Gosling or Emma Stone

 

[Qky75]

Actual fucking facts.


Where’s my dude though …. Someone out there willing to throw me over their shoulder?

If the other guy fails...I'll be waiting

 

[crazychemgirl]

So many victims willing participants

 

[hotoldrguy]

For a laugh ... B o o b

More of a reaction then just a laugh

 

[hotoldrguy]

I posted that last week!!

And I posted it before that. Besides, I like @MissLabelled version the best!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I had a dream the other night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.

Is this Deja vu ? I swear you posted this dream the other day

 

[hotoldrguy]

I made a sandwich today with so much stuff on it… I wonder if I went overboard.

There’s deli chicken, homemade guac, lettuce, tomato, pickle, bacon, cheese and of course mayo and mustard.

Oh, and it’s on a croissant.

https://www.thefooddictator.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/image34.jpg

 

[hotoldrguy]

Who else here still uses the knuckle method for determining which months have 31 days?

I use the Mnemonic

 

[cheekygirl75]

I had a dream the other night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.

If you remember from your dream... can you tell me how to get into a parallel dimension? I don't like a lot about this one

 

[Apisto42]

French’s … cuz it’s Canadian.

I should have known. That is the one wrong answer.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I am now certainly safe.
Because the Raptors have snatched you 3 trying to figure it out.

You'll each get a chapter.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Can we try the Dirty Dancing move?

 

[Apisto42]

I had a dream the other night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.

Didn’t you have this dream last week? I told you, eat more tacos and cut down on the meth.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok then all… tell me your most useless fact.

What is something that is in your brain ready to dispense to unwilling strangers at a moments notice??

Oncorhynchus gorbuscha is the scientific name for pink/humpback salmon

 

[MissLabelled]

I made a sandwich today with so much stuff on it… I wonder if I went overboard.

There’s deli chicken, homemade guac, lettuce, tomato, pickle, bacon, cheese and of course mayo and mustard.

Oh, and it’s on a croissant.

No ranch?

 

[Apisto42]

Ok then all… tell me your most useless fact.

What is something that is in your brain ready to dispense to unwilling strangers at a moments notice??

Pigs per litter in the US is slightly under 12.