Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I don't think I've ever seen a calzone around here that has ricotta... so are they all actually strombolis? I feel so betrayed!

Structurally, calzone are folded over and stromboli are rolled.

 

[UnquietDreams]

this makes me think you already have.

 

[vagrantx]

Structurally, calzone are folded over and stromboli are rolled.

While the Stromboli roll over at the slightest hint of pressure, the Calzones are betrayers and they are dead to us.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/fbb2e195e6ea085046b266576a0dbcb3/5abf14ac05b26079-37/s540x810/97deded977c689db6c157233b5d0c7dedb9aa827.gif

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I can’t even imagine militaries marching to that nonsense….

Were they the original drag queens?

 

[vagrantx]

Military ceremony, marching, parades etc, have always been and will always be absolutely ludicrous. Why are they strutting? Who came up with the "correct" way to strut? Ancient choreographers?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who came up with the "correct" way to strut?

Sheena Easton

 

[LexxRuthless]

Military ceremony, marching, parades etc, have always been and will always be absolutely ludicrous. Why are they strutting? Who came up with the "correct" way to strut? Ancient choreographers?

The first military leader credited with having his troops march in step was Frederick the Great of Prussia. And, yes, he was almost certainly homosexual.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yep … ridiculous

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[cheekygirl75]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm officially another year older, and I think I now have to scratch "untimely" from any future obituaries...

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm officially another year older, and I think I now have to scratch "untimely" from any future obituaries...

Happy birthday! (I think that’s what this means, right?)

 

[UnquietDreams]

Happy birthday! (I think that’s what this means, right?)

Thank you. Yes. And am really old.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm officially another year older, and I think I now have to scratch "untimely" from any future obituaries...

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[crazychemgirl]

 

[morelikeasong]

I'm officially another year older, and I think I now have to scratch "untimely" from any future obituaries...

Happy Birthday!! Here’s a hamster you don’t have to feel conflicted about
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[UnquietDreams]

Happy Birthday!! Here’s a hamster you don’t have to feel conflicted about
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I am up to 13% less neurotic now. I am better on being conflicted...

Thank you!

 

[vagrantx]

I'm officially another year older, and I think I now have to scratch "untimely" from any future obituaries...

Grattis på födelsedagen, IntesåtystaDrömmar!!

Also I'm both surprised and relieved that we do not share a birthday

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I'm officially another year older, and I think I now have to scratch "untimely" from any future obituaries...

Happy birthday!

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://iili.io/3MEYFzF.jpg
I would watch this. Or 10-year-olds, just normal ones, not like the cooking genius ones, as judges.

"It's green. I hate green. Leave the show."

 

[UnquietDreams]

Grattis på födelsedagen, IntesåtystaDrömmar!!

Also I'm both surprised and relieved that we do not share a birthday

Oh, oak and ash, me to!

Love you, Time Traveler.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Speaking of birthdays …. Do you have a favourite birthday you’ve celebrated so far in your life?

Why was it your favourite?


Was it a good party?
Did you get an amazing gift?
Did you travel somewhere?


Tell us!

 

[SWR101]

Speaking of birthdays …. Do you have a favourite birthday you’ve celebrated so far in your life?

Why was it your favourite?


Was it a good party?
Did you get an amazing gift?
Did you travel somewhere?


Tell us!

Not really, I kind of hate birthday celebrations. I beg my family to just let me exist and not make a big deal, but they all want to make a grand production of it.

 

[morelikeasong]

Speaking of birthdays …. Do you have a favourite birthday you’ve celebrated so far in your life?

Why was it your favourite?


Was it a good party?
Did you get an amazing gift?
Did you travel somewhere?


Tell us!

For my 16th birthday I got these low rise jeans with leather lace up cutouts on the hips that I saw at Hot Topic and wanted so badly.
In the back pocket of those jeans was a pair of tickets for my mom and I to go see RENT in New York with two of the original cast members (Mark & Roger). Then the pants started ringing and I found a cell phone in the other pocket.

 

[UnquietDreams]

For my 16th birthday I got these low rise jeans with leather lace cutouts on the hips that I saw at Hot Topic and wanted so badly.
In the back pocket of those jeans was a pair of tickets for my mom and I to go see RENT in New York with two of the original cast members (Mark & Roger). Then the pants started ringing and I found a cell phone in the other pocket.

I utterly adore the Hot Topic part of that story. The image of you shopping for clothes surrounded by Slipknot incense holders, black light posters , and crappy "goth" plastic jewelry, then finding the perfect jeans is my favorite....