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When I turned 18 I thought, this is it, I'm no longer a child. I'm an adult! And now I will do adult things!
When I turned 20 I thought, this is it, I've put this whole adulting thing on pause, but now! Now I'll do adult things.
When I turned 25, my tune didn't change. Nor did my mind. Or my life.

But then I turned 30, and I thought to myself, this is it, I'm no longer striving to be an adult. I'm just me. And that's fine.

The party was good, nothing extraordinary happened, just fun with my nearest and dearest, but I so vividly remember that realization that, fuck it, I don't need to strive for some childish ideal of adulthood.

I'll just do as I've always done. 💕

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That looks like a fun dress for a party! Plenty of volume for swirling and gesturing, plenty of coverage, and great cleavage to show off. 🥰

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I also love your birthday self-awareness journey
 
When I turned 18 I thought, this is it, I'm no longer a child. I'm an adult! And now I will do adult things!
When I turned 20 I thought, this is it, I've put this whole adulting thing on pause, but now! Now I'll do adult things.
When I turned 25, my tune didn't change. Nor did my mind. Or my life.

But then I turned 30, and I thought to myself, this is it, I'm no longer striving to be an adult. I'm just me. And that's fine.

The party was good, nothing extraordinary happened, just fun with my nearest and dearest, but I so vividly remember that realization that, fuck it, I don't need to strive for some childish ideal of adulthood.

I'll just do as I've always done. 💕
The best thing is realizing you should never grow up.
 
What would be your dream birthday scenario..?

Who would be there?
Where would you be?
What would you be doing?
I'm torn because the things I *think* I would like in my dreams are nothing like the things I've actually liked in reality. For example, I've been to my fair share of bachelor parties. But the best one, and the one where I had the most fun, was when all the guys went to the Smithsonian, rocked the planetarium at the Air & Space Museum, and saw an IMAX movie about Jupiter. Way better than any titty bar or casino I've ever been to.

So for my ideal birthday scenario, as much as I'd love a Jello wrestling party with my dozen favorite female Litsters, I think I'm gonna say...

My absolute dorkiest friends (including some Litsters) would be there.
We'd be in Joe Manganiello's game room.
We'd be playing D&D, eating junk food, and relating to each other entirely in memes and movie quotes.

And there'd be strawberry rhubarb pie for dessert.
 
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