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What would be your dream birthday scenario..?

Who would be there?
Where would you be?
What would you be doing?
I'm torn because the things I *think* I would like in my dreams are nothing like the things I've actually liked in reality. For example, I've been to my fair share of bachelor parties. But the best one, and the one where I had the most fun, was when all the guys went to the Smithsonian, rocked the planetarium at the Air & Space Museum, and saw an IMAX movie about Jupiter. Way better than any titty bar or casino I've ever been to.

So for my ideal birthday scenario, as much as I'd love a Jello wrestling party with my dozen favorite female Litsters, I think I'm gonna say...

My absolute dorkiest friends (including some Litsters) would be there.
We'd be in Joe Manganiello's game room.
We'd be playing D&D, eating junk food, and relating to each other entirely in memes and movie quotes.

And there'd be strawberry rhubarb pie for dessert.
 
I'm torn because the things I *think* I would like in my dreams are nothing like the things I've actually liked in reality. For example, I've been to my fair share of bachelor parties. But the best one, and the one where I had the most fun, was when all the guys went to the Smithsonian, rocked the planetarium at the Air & Space Museum, and saw an IMAX movie about Jupiter. Way better than any titty bar or casino I've ever been to.

So for my ideal birthday scenario, as much as I'd love a Jello wrestling party with my dozen favorite female Litsters, I think I'm gonna say...

My absolute dorkiest friends (including some Litsters) would be there.
We'd be in Joe Manganiello's game room.
We'd be playing D&D, eating junk food, and relating to each other entirely in memes and movie quotes.

And there'd be strawberry rhubarb pie for dessert.
Ooh ooh ooh I wanna come!
 
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