Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’ve heard there are hair salons that have a “quiet chair” so if you choose that one, you don’t have to chit chat with the stylist. I wish there were one like that near me!

I need an “I’ll tip an extra 20% if you don’t lecture me about heat-styling causing breakage and just cut my fucking hair” chair

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’ve heard there are hair salons that have a “quiet chair” so if you choose that one, you don’t have to chit chat with the stylist. I wish there were one like that near me!

I barely have hair left but I would go for the quiet chair...

 

[LupineOne]

Well you ARE on a different time zone .., so I’ll forgive you for this transgression.. but just this once.

How nice. Must be the Canadian in you winning out for once.

And on a totally unrelated note: @crazychemgirl @Jaws82 @PassionatePanther if any of you Canadians want to adopt a 41 year old Gilead refugee, I would totally have no problem calling you “Daddy”

Yeah depending on how things go here @crazychemgirl I might be in a cabin in the woods up there somewhere, so if y’all need an out of the way Lit-house if shit hits the fan too hard…

 

[Cruel_summer]

I’m very close to the border. If I happen to float across Lake Erie can I claim asylum?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I go to a young 20-something girl with rabid ADHD and a mouth like buzz saw … I barely have to worry about chit-chat cuz she takes up all the talking space …

 

[crazychemgirl]

How nice. Must be the Canadian in you winning out for once.

Yeah depending on how things go here @crazychemgirl I might be in a cabin in the woods up there somewhere, so if y’all need an out of the way Lit-house if shit hits the fan too hard…

For once

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’m very close to the border. If I happen to float across Lake Erie can I claim asylum?

I think so.
You just have to step across the border and shout, "I claim...Asylum!!".

Just like Michael Scott declared bankruptcy.

 

[Apisto42]

I go to a young 20-something girl with rabid ADHD and a mouth like buzz saw … I barely have to worry about chit-chat cuz she takes up all the talking space …

Surprised you haven’t taken her home yet …

 

[crazychemgirl]

Surprised you haven’t taken her home yet …

She’s too young for me… also I like her as a hairdresser… I don’t wanna lose a good hair girl.. those are like gold.

Right @MindYaBitness ??

 

[Apisto42]

She’s too young for me… also I like her as a hairdresser… I don’t wanna lose a good hair girl.. those are like gold.

Right @MindYaBitness ??

My dental technician talks the whole time. And expects me to answer.

I’m like wtf, your fingers are in my mouth.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’m very close to the border. If I happen to float across Lake Erie can I claim asylum?

You drifting away from Detroit, Toledo, Port Clinton/Sandusky, Vermillion, Cleveland, Ashtabula, or Erie?

 

[crazychemgirl]

My dental technician talks the whole time. And expects me to answer.

I’m like wtf, your fingers are in my mouth.

I’ve dated men like this.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You drifting away from Detroit, Toledo, Port Clinton/Sandusky, Vermillion, Cleveland, Ashtabula, or Erie?

I love the idea of living in a town called Erie … I don’t actually want to live there.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’ve dated men like this.

Past tense..

So you bit them didn't you?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love the idea of living in a town called Erie … I don’t actually want to live there.

Wise, nothing good happened here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Past tense..

So you bit them didn't you?

Only the one. Some examples are only needed once.

 

[Apisto42]

I’ve dated men like this.

Weird. I prefer no talking if I’m busy with your mouth.

Moaning is good though.

 

[SWR101]

I’ve dated men like this.

What? We just want to be polite…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wise, nothing good happened here.
View attachment 2534501

I’m so glad someone got the reference… lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I just close my eyes. That usually does the trick.

I go to a Russian salon. She doesn't chat.

I love her to my bones...

 

[crazychemgirl]

What? We just want to be polite…

“Ui donnnnght tiliimk taaatsh haaaaaw ieih wrrrrrrrrsh”


Sorry … your fingers were in my mouth.

 

[SWR101]

“Ui donnnnght tiliimk taaatsh haaaaaw ieih wrrrrrrrrsh”


Sorry … your fingers were in my mouth.

I mean, just trying to make small talk…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

“Ui donnnnght tiliimk taaatsh haaaaaw ieih wrrrrrrrrsh”


Sorry … your fingers were in my mouth.

You totally put your fingers in your mouth to see how that sounded before you typed didn’t you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You totally put your fingers in your mouth to see how that sounded before you typed didn’t you?

I thought about it…. But I reconsidered being as I’m at work.