Hmmm mine would be either my forklift somehow either running over or smashing me… or causing something to fall and crush me…
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IDK, but pretty sure I’d be the big titty slut who dies in the opening scene, and it’s something I wouldn’t see coming because I’m too busy cumming
Driving. Every time i drive behind a ladder on the freeway, I imagine it falling off and impaling me final destination style so I get out of that lane.
I’d watch that… just sayingIDK, but pretty sure I’d be the big titty slut who dies in the opening scene, and it’s something I wouldn’t see coming because I’m too busy cumming
I would inadvertently kill the hornet on our porch which would trigger all the others in the nest to attack me. I’d die from hornet venom.
Oh, a good day for me to pop in...?!
Final DestinationVerse? I am in my apartment and my neighbor across the way is playing Journey, way to loud. Grumbling about the crappy music, I go the the fridge and get a glass of milk, not noticing my kid has left my 10 inch chef's knife on the floor. Instead of stepping on the blade, I step on the handle, which rolls, making me stumble forward and launch the milk out of the window and onto a passing bird. The indignant bird flys to the roof where it is eaten by a cat. But the cat is extremely lactose intolerant and goes into convulsions, falling off the roof and into the open sunroof of the handyman's shed. The handyman, Larry, was working on fixing a chainsaw, which has a problem with the safety chainstop not working. The cat knocks the chainsaw onto a teeter totter, Larry's next project. The handyman is so surprised that he drops the tool chest on the other end, launching the chainsaw into the air and through my neighbor's window, where it lands on a shelf holding his collection of vintage Superglue containers. Covered in glue, it tumbles to the floor and adheres itself to a passing Roomba. The vacuum moves in its preprogrammed path, but the extended saw cuts through the leg of the table holding the vintage turntable. The table tilts forward and the LP falls off, hooks under one of the teeth on the chainsaw, launching it back at my window at a deadly speed. Just as I straighten from picking up the knife so no one gets hurt, I take Escape to the mouth, cutting my head in half.
Eating, the activity I love the most does me in, death by Reuben.
I've long since gotten over it, but when I was young I struggled with immense anxiety and fear of death. At all times I'd imagine all the ways I could die, and nowhere was safe. Roof caving in. Toilet shattering and slashing an artery. Charger catching fire. I was so scared of accidentally mixing bleach and vinegar (which makes chlorine gas) that I never kept the two in my apartment at once. Etc etc etc.
You don’t have to watch the whole thing . Unless you want. I started it at the end.
I also had immense fear of death and potential nonexistance when I was younger....after a car crash that I was lucky to have survived.. it's since changed to while not something to look forward to, not as terrifying because it means an absence of pain both mental and physical.
I read a book that had a killer use extreme suction to disembowel a victim on a toilet when they flushed.
I take it whoever wrote that, had read Guts by Chuck Pahlaniuk! Not to add fuel to the fire, but it's a similar Final Destination-esque scenario; it's about a boy who discovers auto-erotic asphyxiation by submersion in their swimming pool.
Probably the other way round, as Ripper came out in 1994.
Had to google Chuck's bibliography. For some reason I thought Fight Club was a 70s novel. It was his debut, in 1996?? Dang! He's a young'un. A twisted young'un
Eh, way worse ways to go…
Is that in the Book Bait? I have it. I guess I could check. But it’s so far away. Nvm,
Stay safe!Tornado warning. Wheeeeee!
Sorry, not just the mainlines, but the MMORPGs too! I haven’t played FFXI, but FFXIV alone should add a few more years to your life
Eh…not so much at night, but maybe on a plane…or in space!
All clear! Just pouring buckets.
Is that what the kids call it these days?
