Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I just came!


Twice!

Ready for round three?

I went tacos.

First turn.

The sauce is a flavor bomb. And Pelican Brewing's Pre-Prohibition-style cream ale is perfect with it.

I will make birria ramen with the sauce as broth later on.

 

[MrMakersMark]

How do you unwrap your candy bars?!?

Totally innocent.

That Snickers is not going to bring me down.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Totally innocent.

That Snickers is not going to bring me down.

This ain’t really in response but when searching for a response under “sensual unwrapping” this was a top hit and I think we should all know how fucked up our world is

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

This ain’t really in response but when searching for a response under “sensual unwrapping” this was a top hit and I think we should all know how fucked up our world is

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What the fuck is that, why does it look like refried beans covered in gold leaf, and what the fuck just jumped out of it?!?

 

[cheekygirl75]

What she said

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Oh lord... I haven't been here all day and THAT is what I walk into???
lord help us all

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What the fuck is that, why does it look like refried beans covered in gold leaf, and what the fuck just jumped out of it?!?

IKR?!??? It’s wrong in all the ways!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This ain’t really in response but when searching for a response under “sensual unwrapping” this was a top hit and I think we should all know how fucked up our world is

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This needs to be in a link. Wtf

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This needs to be in a link. Wtf

Sorry

 

[morelikeasong]

Sorry

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I mean…not enough to change it….but a LITTLE sorry.

 

[JerseyJade]

You trying to make @barefootgirl69 and @JerseyJade fight over crayons again?!

Just so you know, BFG isn't allowed in my house anymore because my mom doesn't like her bratty nature, her potty mouth, and taking things that don't belong to her... like my fucken crayons! Oh wait... that's me, not BFG. Still, she is banned from my house, so my crayons are safe for now.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Just so you know, BFG isn't allowed in my house anymore because my mom doesn't like her bratty nature, her potty mouth, and taking things that don't belong to her... like my fucken crayons! Oh wait... that's me, not BFG. Still, she is banned from my house, so my crayons are safe for now.

I was the “bad” friend who everyone blamed when their parents found out something bad was done too. “It wasn’t me, I was covering for [Kitty]!”

 

[Noone45]

No one huh

Did you call me?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Did you call me?

A year ago? That was a long call...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I feel like this is a challenge...Have I ever told you how much I enjoy confused boners?

Yesssss!

Ready for round three?

I went tacos.

First turn.

The sauce is a flavor bomb. And Pelican Brewing's Pre-Prohibition-style cream ale is perfect with it.

I will make birria ramen with the sauce as broth later on.

I love when they dunk the taco shell in the sauce before frying it

I want to try your recipe!

 

[cheekygirl75]

No one up to shenanigans today?

 

[Blkbusinessman]

What type?

 

[cheekygirl75]

What type?

Idk, any… streaking?

 

[Blkbusinessman]

Nah, just more like back porch swing. Watching the lake

 

[Blkbusinessman]

Now shenanigans could progress from there I suppose?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Idk, any… streaking?

I support your inclinations. I'm not joining you...no one wants that.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Nah, just more like back porch swing. Watching the lake

That sounds relaxing. How is it you’ve been here for almost 10 years and still have fewer than 100 posts?