Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

skinny dipping?

The water here is too cold, this would be me defending myself after skinny dipping in cold water

 

[Bry1313]

Upon further reflection, I'm not sure I'm up for a run. Could we just strip down and drink?

I’ll do it, let’s just stay out of the cold water, as noted.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I’ll do it, let’s just stay out of the cold water, as noted.

Understood. Water temp here is ~80-85F

 

[NakedStoryLover]

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[barefootgirl69]

Just so you know, BFG isn't allowed in my house anymore because my mom doesn't like her bratty nature, her potty mouth, and taking things that don't belong to her... like my fucken crayons! Oh wait... that's me, not BFG. Still, she is banned from my house, so my crayons are safe for now.

If you're fucken the crayons, I don't want them anyway! And I'm gonna tell your mom!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

"Bottomless mimosas" doesn't mean what I want it to, right?

 

[cheekygirl75]

"Bottomless mimosas" doesn't mean what I want it to, right?

Sounds like it’s made for good times and bad decisions!

 

[JerseyJade]

If you're fucken the crayons, I don't want them anyway! And I'm gonna tell your mom!

Go ahead! Tell my mom! Just wait until I see your mom again. The things I'm going to tell her about her sweet little angel will blow her mind! BRAT!

 

[ShaneoD]

Go ahead! Tell my mom! Just wait until I see your mom again. The things I'm going to tell her about her sweet little angel will blow her mind! BRAT!

Whose mo........ Wait I got in trouble for that before

 

[FormerAllStar2]

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Looks like these crayons are just about finished fucken.

 

[SWR101]

 

[UnquietDreams]

"Bottomless mimosas" doesn't mean what I want it to, right?

In my experienced, one definition follows the other...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[Sammysub07]

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Gotta call in the professionals

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[Tallulah82]

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Why can't you read my mind to know all the dirty things I want to hear?!

 

[SWR101]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why can't you read my mind to know all the dirty things I want to hear?!

Heh, that's why I have actual conversations on this beforehand, on what is acceptable and what is a crash landing. Because I had two different women call me "Daddy" in the moment, with catastrophic failure just after....

 

[Tallulah82]

Heh, that's why I have actual conversations on this beforehand, on what is acceptable and what is a crash landing. Because I had two different women call me "Daddy" in the moment, with catastrophic failure just after....

If you have a questionnaire I can fill out, then I'm happy to do that, Daddy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Gotta call in the professionals

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And now I have visions of Emily's party planner saying "excellent! Now what shall be the theme of the dirty talk?"

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Heh, that's why I have actual conversations on this beforehand, on what is acceptable and what is a crash landing. Because I had two different women call me "Daddy" in the moment, with catastrophic failure just after....

Yeah, I tend to think this stuff is really important, because it's real real easy to cross a line in the moment without thinking.

Granted, I don't have an influx of folks calling me 'Daddy', but I support the point as it is

 

[Sammysub07]

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Fucking brilliant! Sign me up! Best use of calories!

 

[Sammysub07]

And now I have visions of Emily's party planner saying "excellent! Now what shall be the theme of the dirty talk?"

Spank me, Daddy

 

[MrMakersMark]

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Melatonin never works for me.
How about some Oreo-phine?

 

[Sammysub07]

If you have a questionnaire I can fill out, then I'm happy to do that, Daddy.

Pass the questionnaire this way! It’ll be like the assignment everyone puts the same name on at the top

 

[NiobiDan]

@SirConradPeckereye this is a meme-free zone… behave or I’ll sick @JerseyJade and @Tiffany_Parker on you and even **user name redacted** won’t be able to defend you.

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