Sex & Shenanigans

[Medicalman13152]

Who cares! We didn't go to high school together, so you don't count!!!!

Are you sure???!!! I thought we did?!?!?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Think I will settle for the advice that let's you know ahead of time it's bad.

Can't see myself getting "actual advice" from someone who usually enters and leaves our interactions exclaiming. "Fuck you!"

studies in the last ten years show that people who use profanity in their speech actually have higher intelligence and are more honest than those who don't indulge explicatives. She's a sweary chemist, I trust her advice above all others!

 

[cactusjack0584]

the vacuum cleaner will be insulted if you don't finish. Is that what you want? A vacuum cleaner that sulks about the house, wondering it wasn't pretty enough to make you cum??? I, for one, make sure the engage in mutuak masterbatory activities with all my household appliances. It's good for morale!

Stellar advice! I could see how that would suck for the vacuum to feel unfulfilled.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Stellar advice! I could see how that would suck for the vacuum to feel unfulfilled.

Thoughtfulness & compassion are two very attractive traits, be careful, or the appliances might catch feels

 

[MrMakersMark]

studies in the last ten years show that people who use profanity in their speech actually have higher intelligence and are more honest than those who don't indulge explicatives. She's a sweary chemist, I trust her advice above all others!

Hmm..
You have given me something to consider.
This is advice.
But given you just advised a dude to keep banging his Rug Doctor or it will feel insecure, unappreciated or unwanted....color me conflicted.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Thoughtfulness & compassion are two very attractive traits, be careful, or the appliances might catch feels

Don’t worry I made it very clear this is strictly a sexual relationship. I’ve learned my lesson… my refrigerator won’t even speak to me anymore…

 

[cactusjack0584]

studies in the last ten years show that people who use profanity in their speech actually have higher intelligence and are more honest than those who don't indulge explicatives…..

This is actually true… not sure if you meant it as a joke, if you did ignore me…

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hmm..
You have given me something to consider.
This is advice.
But given you just advised a dude to keep banging his Rug Doctor or it will feel insecure, unappreciated or unwanted....color me conflicted.

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[MindYaBitness]

This is actually true… not sure if you meant it as a joke, if you did ignore me…

Nope, it's 100% true, no joke, as indicated by my lack of bold type!

 

[DaringFunGuy]

It's best to make the answers to all sex questionnaires public. Why, I posted my kink test results on Facebook & Instagram, and it had the most amazing outcome, none of my bitchy aunts talks to me anymore, and suddenly all these dudes I'd lost touch with from highschool started friending me

Sharpening my pencil now … and no that’s not a euphemism.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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[cactusjack0584]

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Ha ha ha ha….

Wet….

 

[SWR101]

@MindYaBitness
What’s the best way to treat a lady I care deeply about?

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Looks like it’s a female questionnaire. Man … I really would’ve failed as I didn’t follow directions.

Is there a male version?

 

[MindYaBitness]

@MindYaBitness
What’s the best way to treat a lady I care deeply about?

Ladies love mystery. Make sure to be constantly texting someone, but refuse to tell her who. Keep several locks on your phone, and show deep concern whenever she accidentally touches it. She'll think you're an international spy, or CIA at the very least. She'll be so excited she'll tell all her friends about you. Ignore their dirty looks, they're just jealous she snagged such a prize.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Ladies love mystery. Make sure to be constantly texting someone, but refuse to tell her who. Keep several locks on your phone, and show deep concern whenever she accidentally touches it. She'll think you're an international spy, or CIA at the very least. She'll be so excited she'll tell all her friends about you. Ignore their dirty looks, they're just jealous she snagged such a prize.

…don’t forget to send tons of unsolicited dick pics

 

[Lmizzler]

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What should the Chaos Don’t Stress Undress theme be this week?

 

[SWR101]

What should the Chaos Don’t Stress Undress theme be this week?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Best Boy in your Toastermasters Club

Legitimately can’t tell if this is a typo or a burn.

Also, good nickname for a penis.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

@MindYaBitness - Can you tell me what I'm doing wrong???

 

[SWR101]

@MindYaBitness - Can you tell me what I'm doing wrong???

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It’s like every time I try to drink water, the water filter turns it into coffee…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

It’s like every time I try to drink water, the water filter turns it into coffee…

Well I'm glad I'm not the only one!!! I thought it was just me. I call it bean water

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm an over achiever by nature

if you want actual advice, you'll have to DM @crazychemgirl on her advice thread

I love that thread … theres some fucking gems in it.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

FFS, men get everything backwards!
Me: "hi, how are you"
Men: takes pants off

Me: "Let's go over this presentation before the meeting"
Male Collegue: Starts unzipping slacks
Me: "Do I need to get the spray bottle again, Rick?"
Male Collegue: Pouts as he dejectedly zips up his slacks

Me: Shows PG-13 cleavage on Lit
Men, collectively: "She wants to see my dick" takes pants off & flood my DMs

Me: " you should take your pants off before you go to work"
Men: "keep my pants on, got it!"

I'll keep working on it, MindY!
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[UnquietDreams]

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Should I respond to @Tallulah82's response to my questioner in public?