Sex & Shenanigans

[JerseyJade]

If you're fucken the crayons, I don't want them anyway! And I'm gonna tell your mom!

Go ahead! Tell my mom! Just wait until I see your mom again. The things I'm going to tell her about her sweet little angel will blow her mind! BRAT!

 

[ShaneoD]

Go ahead! Tell my mom! Just wait until I see your mom again. The things I'm going to tell her about her sweet little angel will blow her mind! BRAT!

Whose mo........ Wait I got in trouble for that before

 

[FormerAllStar2]

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Looks like these crayons are just about finished fucken.

 

[SWR101]

 

[UnquietDreams]

"Bottomless mimosas" doesn't mean what I want it to, right?

In my experienced, one definition follows the other...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[Sammysub07]

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Gotta call in the professionals

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[Tallulah82]

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Why can't you read my mind to know all the dirty things I want to hear?!

 

[SWR101]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why can't you read my mind to know all the dirty things I want to hear?!

Heh, that's why I have actual conversations on this beforehand, on what is acceptable and what is a crash landing. Because I had two different women call me "Daddy" in the moment, with catastrophic failure just after....

 

[Tallulah82]

Heh, that's why I have actual conversations on this beforehand, on what is acceptable and what is a crash landing. Because I had two different women call me "Daddy" in the moment, with catastrophic failure just after....

If you have a questionnaire I can fill out, then I'm happy to do that, Daddy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Gotta call in the professionals

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And now I have visions of Emily's party planner saying "excellent! Now what shall be the theme of the dirty talk?"

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Heh, that's why I have actual conversations on this beforehand, on what is acceptable and what is a crash landing. Because I had two different women call me "Daddy" in the moment, with catastrophic failure just after....

Yeah, I tend to think this stuff is really important, because it's real real easy to cross a line in the moment without thinking.

Granted, I don't have an influx of folks calling me 'Daddy', but I support the point as it is

 

[Sammysub07]

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Fucking brilliant! Sign me up! Best use of calories!

 

[Sammysub07]

And now I have visions of Emily's party planner saying "excellent! Now what shall be the theme of the dirty talk?"

Spank me, Daddy

 

[MrMakersMark]

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Melatonin never works for me.
How about some Oreo-phine?

 

[Sammysub07]

If you have a questionnaire I can fill out, then I'm happy to do that, Daddy.

Pass the questionnaire this way! It’ll be like the assignment everyone puts the same name on at the top

 

[NiobiDan]

@SirConradPeckereye this is a meme-free zone… behave or I’ll sick @JerseyJade and @Tiffany_Parker on you and even **user name redacted** won’t be able to defend you.

'sic'

 

[Tallulah82]

Pass the questionnaire this way! It’ll be like the assignment everyone puts the same name on at the top

It does make me wonder what kind of questions would be asked.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

It does make me wonder what kind of questions would be asked.

I'm certain there would be something about tacos... right????

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Spank me, Daddy

Please have mercy on us, @Sammysub07 !

 

[UnquietDreams]

Spank me, Daddy

Oh, now you are a naughty girl. Heh

 

[cactusjack0584]

Yeah, I tend to think this stuff is really important, because it's real real easy to cross a line in the moment without thinking.

Granted, I don't have an influx of folks calling me 'Daddy', but I support the point as it is

I have an issue with saying stuff before thinking about it…
And I don’t think anyone has ever called me “daddy”… at least in that context

 

[UnquietDreams]

'sic'

By definition, yes, but that is usually set in parentheses.

Or are you calling out a typo from two years ago? I admire your dedication to proper syntax, however you may be missing the point of the thread so far ..

 

[cactusjack0584]

I'm certain there would be something about tacos... right????

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I would make a joke but(t) I won’t…