Sharpening my pencil now … and no that’s not a euphemism.It's best to make the answers to all sex questionnaires public. Why, I posted my kink test results on Facebook & Instagram, and it had the most amazing outcome, none of my bitchy aunts talks to me anymore, and suddenly all these dudes I'd lost touch with from highschool started friending me
Ladies love mystery. Make sure to be constantly texting someone, but refuse to tell her who. Keep several locks on your phone, and show deep concern whenever she accidentally touches it. She'll think you're an international spy, or CIA at the very least. She'll be so excited she'll tell all her friends about you. Ignore their dirty looks, they're just jealous she snagged such a prize.
…don’t forget to send tons of unsolicited dick pics
What should the Chaos Don’t Stress Undress theme be this week?
Legitimately can’t tell if this is a typo or a burn.
It’s like every time I try to drink water, the water filter turns it into coffee…
Well I'm glad I'm not the only one!!! I thought it was just me. I call it bean water
I love that thread … theres some fucking gems in it.I'm an over achiever by nature
if you want actual advice, you'll have to DM @crazychemgirl on her advice thread
Should I respond to @Tallulah82's response to my questioner in public?
Let's get nostalgic and go with "Toys". This will give everyone an opportunity to creatively showcase their vintage GI Joes, Barbies, and Teddy Bears. What else could be more Lit-pic-worthy than your Superman cape
I can't support that, sorry.
Nothing shows more sincerity than publicly responding with your private thoughts and opinions. Trust me on this one, as a personal recipient of such a demonstration of
Right?!?! Everyone knows you either shave the front half, or a horseshoe out of the center!
Just look at the PB forum for inspiration! Should they keep some of their replies to themselves or ...I dunno ...read a book....sure but we're all better for their
Dearest, You forgot to add whipped cream! Which has both the fat & protein to make your beverage keto-friendly
I'll never tell!
My hairline almost has that naturally occurring, I’m trying to be different!
Has anyone ever told you just how helpful you can be?!?!
