Sex Survey

[wildone28]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? Female

2)Has it changed since then? No

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? sometimes inattentive

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? 18

6)Do you use one or two hands? 1

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? sometimes

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why? Hell no dont' think so

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? Love them

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 18

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? have not

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? vibrators and dildos

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? no

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) no

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? no

16)Did they ever have sex with you again?

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? about getting caught

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where? no

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public?

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? none

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? none

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? nope

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? no

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? oh god..yes..mmmm

25)What is you favorite position during sex? on top

26)Have you had sex in a shower? yes

27)Have you had sex standing up? no

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why? swallow...

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? no

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? HEll no..NASTy

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? masturbate during

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? not anymore

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? no

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? yes

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it? no

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it? no

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? have not used any

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? breasts

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? no

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming? no

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? no

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? no

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?
Yes

 

[emark1]

yet another reply

Sex Survey

I'm sure many of you have seen surveys similar to this in your email boxes. This is one I've had for quite some time and it gave me and my friends a laugh or two. I figured this was probably a good place to share it once again. Have fun ladies and gentleman....answer seriously, or jokingly, but most of all...have fun doing it.
FS

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? Male

2)Has it changed since then? well yes, “it” has grown bigger and hairier...

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do? touch my whole body, you know, the part attached to the penis...

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? relax and enjoy, let go, and is it me or do I just attract uptight prudish women in the real world...?

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? no idea

6)Do you use one or two hands? either/both

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? on a rare occasion, typically not.

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why? blank

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? friends, acquaintances, passers by...whoever will agree....

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 18, late start

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? have not

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? massage oils, Wet, rabbit for female partner to cum, cock ring

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? No

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) Thank God No

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? Thank God No

16)Did they ever have sex with you again? n/a

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? aren’t they all...seriously, probably having drunk sex with a freshman in an attic at a party in college...oh, yeah, did I mention that one of the kegs was in the attic, and it wasn’t “that type” of party...

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where? Parking lot (not in car) at college, Attic (see above), car, baseball field...

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? see above

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? condoms. For safety, learned alot about STDs sitting on a plane next to a doctor flying back from Vegas. There is alot going on that you can’t even see or detect... a good topic for a thread/forum unto itself.

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? Water soluble without being some sickly sweet flavor.

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? Yes

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? Yes

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? I’m cumming (ok not winning points for originality here...)

25)What is you favorite position during sex? woman on top, get to enjoy breasts, more visualization, reach around and grab ass, and women seem to be more comfortable here setting depth, pace.

26)Have you had sex in a shower? Yes

27)Have you had sex standing up? Yes

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why? Yes please!!!!!!!!!! better access, better visualization, cleaner.

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? No

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? ICKKK

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? Yes, I mean No I don’t fake, and why do it if you aren’t?

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? Not yet, hope to be able to change this shortly

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? NO

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? Yes

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it? NO

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it? n/a

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it? NO

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? Chocolate sauce / whip cream / dessert type stuff..

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? Ears

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? Yes, while being masturbated by ex, man did I hear about it the next day...

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex? a few, non-related personal & work stress overcame the zen of the moment...quite irritating

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming? Men can too...sometimes hit a point of overstimulation from trying to delay for so long that eventually can’t...not often, but has happened.

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? Not directly, but got grief from mom for using my old room (together) let alone doing gf on the floor (thought it would be quiter) at house after a wedding reception and we were trapped by snowstorm in their neighborhood so crashed there...

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? misssionary, on knees

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions? yes

 

[QuietHurricane]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born?
Male

2)Has it changed since then?
Not since the last time I checked.

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?
I would be aggressive instead of passive while receiving oral sex.

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex?
The fact that they aren't willing to make the first move.

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating?
16

6)Do you use one or two hands?
One.

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice?
I don't think I'm coordinated enough to do that by myself

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?
Gina Gershon. I bet she's an animal. Heh.

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person?
I have never just had casual sex, but I think I could if the person was a close friend and not a random hookup.

10)How old were you the first time you had sex?
Actual intercourse, 26.

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender?
Never have.

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy?
One of those fleshlights and some videos.

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video?
No, but I did a striptease video for a girlfriend's birthday once.

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs)
Yes. Eeek.

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with?
Ew, no. I have few absolute no-nos, but that is one.

16)Did they ever have sex with you again?
N/A

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter?
I had one woman's hands in my pants and one kissing me in front of about fifteen partygoers and couldn't get it up.

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where?
The above is the closest I've come....or NOT come as it were, lol.

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public?
Well, no.

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why?
Ideally, of course I prefer no condoms, but that's not really practical.

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex?
Astroglide

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex?
Yes.

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
Yes.

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming?
Usually something like "oh god" and then a demand to be kissed.

25)What is you favorite position during sex?
Depends on the mood.

26)Have you had sex in a shower?
Yes.

27)Have you had sex standing up?
Yes.

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?
N/A

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?
Personally, I prefer the natural look, but I think a woman should tailor her hair the way she wants. I like hair better because it's like an icon...ever since puberty it's been synonymous with "sexy naked woman"

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
No.

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family?
No.

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during?
I've done both, and would do both again.

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so?
I do cyber, but I usually don't masturbate during it...I'm too much of a compulsive typist. Besides, I like getting her off, and you can't create much of a story or a mood if you have to keep stopping to stroke yourself.

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering?
Yes.

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself?
No.

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?
I haven't. I don't understand the appeal.

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?
N/A

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it?
No, I haven't.

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex?
Whipped cream. Honey is nice too, but too sticky.

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way?
My ear.

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?
No. I don't even understand how that could happen.

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?
Once.

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?
N/A

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex?
No.

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How?
No.

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?
I guess yes

 

[DreamOfSun]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? Female

2)Has it changed since then? Nope

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do? Strive to last longer

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? Stamina

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? 10

6)Do you use one or two hands? One

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? Yes

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why? Ick!

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? Love is not necessary

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 15

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? Still waiting for that one...

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? To add to my collection... anal beads, nipple clamps, remote control vibrating egg...

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? Nope

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) No

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? No

16)Did they ever have sex with you again? n/a

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? Hmmm... not sure about this one

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Yes Where? On the golf course in my hometown

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? No

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? No condoms... feels so fake... ugh!

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? Don't need it

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? Yes

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? Yes

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? No words... lots of sensual moaning...

25)What is you favorite position during sex? Any!

26)Have you had sex in a shower? Oh yes...

27)Have you had sex standing up? Yep

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why? Depens on the situation... and how turned on I am

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? No, but this idea is intriguing to me!

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? Doubtful

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? Masturbate!!!

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? I have cybered... sometimes yes, sometimes no to the masturbation

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? No

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? Yes

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it? Have not tried this, but it is on my list!

38)Have you ever used anal beads? No If so, did you like it? Willing to try!

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? Hmmm.. not so much into food and sex

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? My neck

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? Ashamedly, yes... but, he married me anyway! LOL

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming? Yep

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? No

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? No

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions? Guess so...

 

[capricious_chic]

Well this looks fun.. let us see...

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? Female

2)Has it changed since then? No way, I love being a WOMAN.

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?
Hmmm.. I really can't think of anything.. I love it all.. endeavoring to find ways to make it last longer is good, as long as I didn't pass out.. or perhaps even if I did.

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? There aren't enough... ~sigh~

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? Eleven.

6)Do you use one or two hands? Depends, who is watching.

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? Yes.

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?
Tommy Lee, tell me he is not hung like a horse.

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? Emotional involvement only makes it confusing...

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? Full on penetration.. 16

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? Does making out count? If so, don't all girls learn to make out and kiss with other girls? One day, I want to explore more than that though...

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? Anything that caught my fancy at the time, I would need a timer though.. otherwise I would stand around in wide eyed fascination.

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? Yes.

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) No, but if I did I would most definitely laugh.

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? No, I probably wouldn't unless asked.

16)Did they ever have sex with you again? ________

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter?
Life is too short to suffer from embarrassment, besides I tend to be an exhibitionist.

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Yes.
Where? Several different locations, drive in movie, park.. etc

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? Not yet.

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? I prefer no condoms.. but they are an evil necessity in this day and age.

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? Astroglide is the bomb.. although I rarely ever need it.

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? Not yet.

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? Yes.

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? Yes, Now, Fuck Me.. Really it depends on the partner.

25)What is you favorite position during sex? Haven't found any I didn't like.. so they all would be.

26)Have you had sex in a shower? Yes.

27)Have you had sex standing up? Yes.

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why? Swallow, why waste it?

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? Yes.

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? NO.

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? Masturbate.

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? Yes, not often.. but yes.. and sometimes I do, although rarely.. it is more entertaining for me to get all worked up.. and then masturbate later.. perferably with someone watching.

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? Yes.. Oopsies.

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? Yes.

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it? No, but I am not adverse to the idea.

38)Have you ever used anal beads? No. If so, did you like it? Again, not adverse to it.

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? Anything sticky and sweet.

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? Excluding the obvious, the back of my neck.

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? Never.

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming? Never.

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? No.

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? Yes, on my knees, elbows, small of my back.. and I would imagine all the typical ways one would rub against a carpet while having sex.

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions? Brave enough, or silly enough.. something like that.

 

[ozraven]

I'm sure many of you have seen surveys similar to this in your email boxes. This is one I've had for quite some time and it gave me and my friends a laugh or two. I figured this was probably a good place to share it once again. Have fun ladies and gentleman....answer seriously, or jokingly, but most of all...have fun doing it.
FS

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? Male

2)Has it changed since then? Nope

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do? Be more vocal

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? None

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? 12

6)Do you use one or two hands? depends, usually one

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? nope

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why? human, they speak the language......

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? No I don't, although that may different now.......

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 16

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? uh, never

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? a game and a vibrator

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? been in them, my partner is the star

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) yes, fucking embarassing.

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? no

16)Did they ever have sex with you again? see above

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? haven't really had one (embarrasing that is)

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where? yes, car, park

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? yes

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? no, don't shower in a raincoat, so why fuck in one

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? a woman's fluid

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? yes

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? yes

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? oh, shit, I forgot to write it down!

25)What is you favorite position during sex? lying on my back

26)Have you had sex in a shower? yes

27)Have you had sex standing up? yes

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why? na

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why? yes, because I like it

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? no

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? no

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? the latter

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? no, can't type one handed

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? no

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? yes

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it? no, not used one

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?na

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it? no

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? Baileys Irish Cream

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? my cock......Duh!!!

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? no

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex? more than I like

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming? na

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? nope, just jerking off

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? yes, from a rug, !!

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions? yep

 

[MagicMan]

I'm sure many of you have seen surveys similar to this in your email boxes. This is one I've had for quite some time and it gave me and my friends a laugh or two. I figured this was probably a good place to share it once again. Have fun ladies and gentleman....answer seriously, or jokingly, but most of all...have fun doing it.
FS

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? MALE

2)Has it changed since then? ER..TAKING A QUICK LOOK..NOPE

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do? WOULDN'T CHANGE

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? NO COMPLAINTS.

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? THREE

6)Do you use one or two hands? YES

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? I PUT A FINGER IN MY EAR

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why? WOULD A BLOWJOB FROM A GIRAFFE COUNT?

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? YES....NOW WHO LOVES ME ?

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? THREE

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? NO THANKS

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? A SEX STORE? WHAT'S A SEX STORE?

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video?
NO
14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) NO

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? NOT THAT I'M AWARE OF

16)Did they ever have sex with you again?

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? WHEN I WAS THREE YEARS OLD TRYING TO GET INTO HER CLOTHES

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where? YES

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? NOPE

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? YES

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? NATURAL

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex?

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex?

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? I SEE THE DOW HAS FALLEN AGAIN

25)What is you favorite position during sex? ANYWAY AND ALL WAYS

26)Have you had sex in a shower? YES..WENT OUT IN THE RAIN

27)Have you had sex standing up? OF COURSE

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why? ONLY IF HER BEARD GETS TOO ROUGH

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? NOPE

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU SEEN THE STATE OF MY BROTHER?

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during?

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so?

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering?

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? WHY DO YOU WANT SOME?

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it? NO NO

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it?

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? I EAT MOST THINGS

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? MY TEEETH

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? ZZZZZZZZ....ER...WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex? MMM...NOW THAT'S A HARD ONE

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming? I KNEW A WOMAN WHO INSTEAD OF CUMMING..SHE WENT

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? NO

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? OUCH!!

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT

 

[nudeintpa]

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[Secret Kate]

 

[Lance Hardrock]

I'll take a shot at this

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born?
Male

2)Has it changed since then?
Let me look..... NO.

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?
huh?
Suck cock, I suppose.

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex?
Need more sex.

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating?
I think 9 or 10

6)Do you use one or two hands?
Usually one, but I've been known to give it a two hand pull from time to time.

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice?
Oh god, yes. buttplugs are so much fun.

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?
Get out of here.

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person?
Love is a second hand emotion. Nice to have, but not needed.

10)How old were you the first time you had sex?
Intercourse: 21

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender?
18


12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy?
buttplugs and cock rings.


13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video?

Why yes I have. Lance Hardcock and the Oral Sucker twins, I think it was called.

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs)
No. Me fart? Never.

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with?
Get out of here. That's gross.

16)Did they ever have sex with you again?
doesn't apply.

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter?
I dont think I've ever been embarrassed.

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where?
Who hasn't? In a parked car. In the park. Oral in a restaurant.

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public?
No.

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why?
fuck condoms. I hate them.

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex?
pussy nectar. Oh serious? almond oil is good.

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex?
Sure. Wanna tie me up?

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
Yep.

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming?
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Something gutteral like that. I tend to roar like a tiger.

25)What is you favorite position during sex?
woman on top without a doubt.

26)Have you had sex in a shower?
Not counting this morning? You betcha.

27)Have you had sex standing up?
Oh sure, but horizontal is much better.

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?
I like shaved, but not prickly. Then again, unshaved is nice too. I'm flexible.

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
Oh yes, males and females. several times.

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family?
get out of here.

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during?
Ooh, this one would be telling. Both. I mast if possible, but if not, I give her a good faking.

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so?
every chance I can.

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering?
that would be horrible. Fortunately, NO.

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself?
Took my own pics, but nobody has taken any.

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?
Oh hell yes. Love them.

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it?
no, but I'd be willing to try.

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex?
besides booze? I'd have to go with chocolate or whipped cream, strawberries and oh yes, a banana. mmmmmm.

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way?
doh. I'm a guy. Touch me.

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?
no, but have immediately afterward on a few occasions.


42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?
Actually, I did have a period of impotence, but it passed. Thankfully.

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex?
No, but i caught them a couple of times.

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How?
rope burns, but not rug.

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?
I did

 

[bknight2602]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? male
2)Has it changed since then? no
3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?
tell him waht I want done to me
4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? not being free enough
5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? 10
6)Do you use one or two hands? one
7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? no
8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?
no
9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? friends
10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 19
11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? no
12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? DVD's, or videos
13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? yes
14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) no
15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? no
16)Did they ever have sex with you again?
17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? being caught by a cop while parked in a car on deserted road
18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where? Yes in a park, in a car and beside a tree
19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? yes
20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? none, but if it is insisted condoms
21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? natural
22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? no
23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? no
24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? I'm cumming baby!
25)What is you favorite position during sex? all of the above, woman on top, more control for me
26)Have you had sex in a shower? yes
27)Have you had sex standing up? yes
28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?
29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why? either is fine, shaved needs to shaved-----stubble burn
30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? yes
31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? no
32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during?
masturbate
33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? depends on if I'm alone
34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? yes
35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? no
36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it? no
37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?
38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it? no
39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? wine, chocolate
40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? cock, nipples, neck, lips
41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? no
42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex? a couple
43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?
44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? no
45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? no
46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions? yes

 

[Mountain Man]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born?

Male

2)Has it changed since then? -

Nope

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?

Be a lesbian

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex?

Too Many Shoes

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating?

10

6)Do you use one or two hands?

one

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice?

sometimes - depends on how into it i am

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?

nope

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person?

I prefer to have feeling for someone...makes it better...but I can and have fucked a Friend

10)How old were you the first time you had sex?

16

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender?

Never

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy?

DVD's...maybe a small vibrator.....

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video?

yes

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs)

Nope

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with?

No

16)Did they ever have sex with you again?

NA

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter?



18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where?

Yes, On a train, in a car,at the beach, in a movie theater

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public?

Not yet

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why?

No Condoms. just like the feel without them...But generally use them

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex?

Saliva

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex?

Yes

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex?

Yes

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming?

Oh Baby!

25)What is you favorite position during sex?

Woman on top

26)Have you had sex in a shower?

Yes

27)Have you had sex standing up?

yes, in the shower

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?

Depends, I've been with both..and liked it all...I just don't like when the woman leaves a "lady finger" there..Either well trimmed or shaved

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?

Yes

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family?

depends on how close a family member...nothing closer than a first cousin

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during?

masturbate

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so?

Yes, and a big Yes

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering?

Too many damn times

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself?

Yes..Recently

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?

yes and not really

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it?

Not on my self...but on a GF...she really liked them

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex?

honey

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way?

other than the obvious?....my neck and ears

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?

passed out is more like it

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?

never...so far

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex?

yes

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How?

yes...from the rug silly

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?

All that applied

 

[Vinny]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? Male

2)Has it changed since then? Nope

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do? Swallow

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? Nagging

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? 16

6)Do you use one or two hands? Rotated Hands and still do

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? Nope

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why? Cat, has the same name as Pussy

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? Fuck a friend kinda man

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 13

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? Never did

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? A good vibe for her

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? Yes

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) Never

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? Never

16)Did they ever have sex with you again?

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? I am hardly embarrased

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where? Yes beaches, parks, hood of the car outside of DFW Airport to name a few

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? Yes

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? Condoms with the unknown no condoms with the known

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? My precum

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? yes

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? yes

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? I grunt like a good Marine

25)What is you favorite position during sex? Her legs on my shoulders

26)Have you had sex in a shower? Yes

27)Have you had sex standing up? Yes

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why? Does not matter to me

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? Yeppers

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? Nope

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? I stroke that bad boy

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? I used to cyber and did stroke

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? Yea Aol sucked

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? Yes

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? NO If so, did you like it?

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it?

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? Strawberries

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? My lips from kissing

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? Nope

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex? Never

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? Yes

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? Yeppers and them knees sure hurt

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these Yesquestions? [/B][/QUOTE]Bold

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[Princess Amber]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? female

2)Has it changed since then? nope

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?
uhmmm not sure eat out the girl more

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? somtimes it hurts

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? really young like 2nd or 3rd grade

6)Do you use one or two hands? one

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? somtimes

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why? uhmmm not sure never really thought of that one

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? nope fucking is fucking love makeing is very different

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 16

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? 16

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? alot of things

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? nope but i would love too

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) no thank God

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? nope never found it a turn on more of a turn off for me

16)Did they ever have sex with you again? uhmmm

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? when the guy actually had somthing wrong with him and i didnt know and he had a hard time getting it up i thought it was me till his girl friend(later on in life) came up to me(she hated me) and asked if he had had trouble with me as well i was releved it wasnt me

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where? yes at like 5 parks in the mountains and one day we just pooled over on the side of a busy street

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? yes

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? no cuz i no that it takes some feeling away from the guy and i dont like that but i still use them with my fiance its better to be safe then sorry

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? ky,baby oil and other things

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? yes

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? yea

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? oh God or daddy daddy yes yes

25)What is you favorite position during sex? my legs over the guys shoulder and him pushing them back as far as they can go and they go back pretty far

26)Have you had sex in a shower? yup

27)Have you had sex standing up? yup

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why? try it once didnt like the taste but i heard if you eat mangos it makes it sweeter

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why? well um i a girl i think girls should atleast trim i dont like the whole big hairy bush hair gets in your teeth really bad

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? yup

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? well my cousin is hot but i just dont like the fact that she is family damnit

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? actually masturbate

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? only with my man

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? yes it sucked

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? yes

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it? not a guy but i bought one for a guy as a joke cuz it was really small really really small he laughed i think its still in the package

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?never but willing to try

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it? no and i dont know about that i kinda dont like it up the ass somtimes i do but other times it feels like taking a shit but only backwards

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? uhmmm sticky things like choclate and shit like that its fun

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? lower back of my neck and the inside on my thighs makes me start to beg for it

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? no but was asleep and woken up while my man was fucking me once

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming? yes but not with my fiance he is really good at it and i never have to fake

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? no but we were caught by a stupid friend the door was locked and he decided to break in and then we were home alone and the window was open and we were being loud and morons came to the door and heard us i kinda felt really bad and also friends caught us the same way with the window and when i finally went to the door i was so pissed off at them that they knew

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? yes uhmm fucking really heard and giving head

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions? yes i am that is why i did

 

[CatEyes]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born?
Female

2)Has it changed since then?
No

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?
Find the right spot

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex?
Don't spend enough time on foreplay

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating?
10

6)Do you use one or two hands?
Two, one on the nipples

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice?
Sometimes

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?
I have no idea

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person?
If there's attraction I don't need to love them. I'd have to like them though

10)How old were you the first time you had sex?
Intercourse, 24 Touching and stuff, 9

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender?
Never have

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy?
Some nice leather cuffs or a chastity belt that could hold a dildo and butt plug in place

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video?
No

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs)
No

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with?
No

16)Did they ever have sex with you again?
N/A

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter?
Can't think of any

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where?
Unfortunately not

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public?
Nope

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why?
no condoms, because it feels so much better

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex?
Don't use any

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex?
Yes

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
No

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming?
I'm quiet so I'm not a talker. I just gasp and breath really hard.

25)What is you favorite position during sex?
Doggie style or on my back with my legs over his shoulders

26)Have you had sex in a shower?
Tried but it didn't work very well

27)Have you had sex standing up?
Nope

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?
Neither

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
No ;(

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family?
Depends on how far removed they are

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during?
Actually masturbate

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so?
Yes and Yes

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering?
Maybe purposely. ;-)

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself?
Yes

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?
Used clothes pins and they hurt like a bitch

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it?
No, but I'd like to try them

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex?
hmmm....honey or chocolate...yummmmm

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way?
Having the nape of my neck nibbled or licked

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?
No

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?
No

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex?
Nope

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How?
No
46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?
Yes

CatEyes

 

[digr224]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? male,,, had a little cock back then

2)Has it changed since then? yep,,, i got a bigger cock

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?
hmmmm,,,, id lick his asshole

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? they dont understand my sex drive

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? 12

6)Do you use one or two hands? one but will occasionally slide a finger tip in my asshole

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? yep

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?
id fuck a fish,,, because people are always talking about how they fuck,,, you know "she fucks like a fish"

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? I can fuck ladies i dont even like,,, i fucked my exwife

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 15

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? never

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? a toy for my lady friends

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? oh yeah

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) i dont think so

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? not yet

16)Did they ever have sex with you again? N.a.

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? was fucking a lady friend of mine in the ass and she shit all over the place,
18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where? beach, balconey at a resort, lake

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public?
yep last summer in fact on a beach in mexico

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why?
dont prefer them but they are a necessity

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex?
my saliva all over her pussy combined with her pussy juice

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? tied, handcuffed, held down

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? yes

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? fuck,,, im cumming

25)What is you favorite position during sex? her on top,, doggy,, her legs over my shoulders, my hands under her ass with me on top.

26)Have you had sex in a shower? yes

27)Have you had sex standing up? oh yeah

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?N,A

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why? yes,, love the smoothness, and being able to see it all

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? yes

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? yuck


32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during?
always masturbate during

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? yep and always

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? oh yeah

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? yep

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it? yes and i dont know,,, wasnt much

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it? yes loved them

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? whipped cream

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? love to have my balls sucked and licked and gently massaged

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? yes i must admit i have

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex? a couple of times but the ladies werent very arousing

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? yes

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? yes fucking doggy style

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?oh yeah

 

[Sinful]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? Female

2)Has it changed since then?
No

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do? More Foreplay

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? Falling asleep right after sex

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? about 13

6)Do you use one or two hands? Two on on my nipples

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? YES

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why? Not even going there

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? I can fuck a friend *G*

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 15

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? 19

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? Toys , Toys, Toys and More Toys *weg*

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? Yes

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) NO

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? NO


16)Did they ever have sex with you again? N/A

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? Me and my boyfriend having sex at the local makeout spot and being caught by the police *blush*

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where? The Hall Stairs in a Hotel, Movie Theater, The Park

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? See 17

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? Prefer NO condoms but they are a MUST

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? Never needed any *G*

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? Yes

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? Yes

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? Yes , Oh God or Fuck

25)What is you favorite position during sex? You mean i have to choose ONE?? hmmmm Me on top

26)Have you had sex in a shower? Yes

27)Have you had sex standing up? Yes

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?
Yes Heightens Both peoples pleasure


29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why? N/A

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? Yes

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? HELL NO

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? Actually masturbate Love Phone sex mmmm

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? Yes and Yes

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? ALL the time *sigh*

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? Yes

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it? N/A

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it? Yes and Yes

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it? Yes and Yes

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex?
Chocolate, Honey and Whipped Cream mmmmm

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way?
my neck just under my ear

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? NO

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex? N/A

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming? NO

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex?
NO

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? Yes Doing it Doggie style on the floor

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions? I guess so *G*

 

[Ventoso]

Re: Sex Survey

Here I am:


1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? Male

2)Has it changed since then? No

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do? Be always ready to do it

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? No complaints, women are our destiny!

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? 13

6)Do you use one or two hands? One

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? No

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why? No animals, please, just ladies!

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? Any nice women at any time!

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 16

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? Never did

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? A porno video

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? No

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) Never

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? Never

16)Did they ever have sex with you again?

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? First (and last) time I went with a street whore when i was 19 y.o.

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where? Not often, just on beaches

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? No

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? I prefer no condoms, but they are a need for the intercourse!

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? Should a lady need lubricant, I would have failed ...

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? yes

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? yes

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? Ohh si

25)What is you favorite position during sex? Doggie or her on top

26)Have you had sex in a shower? Yes

27)Have you had sex standing up? Yes

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?I prefer her shaved

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? Couple of times a MFF

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? It depends ...

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? nNo

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? i very rarely, no masturbation

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? Yes

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? no

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? NO If so, did you like it?

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it?

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? Champagne, Baileys

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? Nipples

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? No

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex? couple of times ...

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? No

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? sometimes, knees

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions? Having reached this question ... the answer is logic!

 

[redathena]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born?
Female
2)Has it changed since then?
Nope
3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?
I would submit more often
4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex?
They're not obedient
5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating?
16
6)Do you use one or two hands?
depends on the mood. usually two
7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice?
Not in particular
8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?
probably something mystical like a unicorn because they're intriguing and have big horns on their heads.
9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person?
I have to have feelings for them.
10)How old were you the first time you had sex?
16
11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender?
18
12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy?
animal print vibrator, one of those butterfly things for masturbation in public, a cock ring, some crazy red velvet lingire, and lube. lots of lube
13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video?
not yet
14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs)
lol. no
15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with?
no, but i've heard stories
16)Did they ever have sex with you again?

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter?
my first time because i was so scared and it was at a party with people listening on the other side of the window.
18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where?
Kind of. I snuck down into some girls appartment and had sex in her living room while her three roommates (whom i did not know) were sleeping down the hall at about 8 am on a sunday morning.
19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public?
nope
20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why?
no condoms, but still use 'em
21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex?
dont remember the name but its silicone
22)Have you ever been tied up during sex?
yes
23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
oh yes
24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming?
my favorite is "holy shit"
25)What is you favorite position during sex?
lotus
26)Have you had sex in a shower?
no
27)Have you had sex standing up?
i dont think so
28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?
spit cuz i've never felt close enough to anyone to swallow
29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
yes
31)Would you fuck a member of your own family?
i think not
32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during?
never done it
33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so?
once and no
34)Have you ever been booted while cybering?
nope
35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself?
no
36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?
nope
38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it?
nope
39)What is your favorite food to use during sex?
carmel
40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way?
my stomach
41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?
i've been lucky enough not to
42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?
once again, i've been lucky enough not to have to
44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex?
no
45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How?
yes. my stairs have carpet on them.
46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?
hell yeah!

 

[bozinka]

Looks like too much fun so here goes - answers in caps.

 

[Freya]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? Female

2)Has it changed since then? No

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do? Spend more time in various areas

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? Most are blockheads

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? Not sure

6)Do you use one or two hands? One usually, sometimes 2

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? Yes, very much

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why? Ick, none

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? I can fuck a friend, but I need to know and care for them a bit

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 15

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? 23

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? More toys - funky vibes

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? Yes

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) Don't think so

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? Not during sex, but separately

16)Did they ever have sex with you again? Yes

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? hmm, none too bad - finding out my period had started after he had done oral sex

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where? Yes, many places

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? Nope

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? Prefer not, but still do if needed.

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? No favs

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? Not yet, want to

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? Yes

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? Oh fuck! Oh god!

25)What is you favorite position during sex? Doggy style

26)Have you had sex in a shower? Yes, many times

27)Have you had sex standing up? Yes, but it's hard because I'm tall

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why? Swallow - spitting is pointless

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? Yes

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? No

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? Don't really do phone sex

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? I have, and yes

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? No.

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? Yes

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it? Not yet, want to

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it? Ordered some, never used them yet

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? Whipped cream

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? nipples

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? *giggles* yes, last weekend

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming? Yes

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? Nope

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? Yes, many time - umm, from fucking on a rug?

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions? Yes why not?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born?
female

2)Has it changed since then?
no

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do? be a little more confident. I'm really starting to get annoyed with all the indecisions "oh, i wonder if... you... would like to, i don't know... try something different? a little kinker? i mean, we don't have to if you don't want to..." Just speak your mind, dammit!

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? Most can't keep up for much time

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? 13

6)Do you use one or two hands? usually 2

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? yes

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? A dog Why? Because cat's are too small and horses are too big? I don't know, I'd prefer not having to do it at all

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? Love's a plus, but I can fuck a friend...

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 16

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? 18

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? Handcuffs, toys, lub...

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? no

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) no

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? no

16)Did they ever have sex with you again? n/a

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? in a movie theatre, and getting caught by the people in the projection booth

18)Have you ever had sex in public? yes Where? Movie theatre, park, behind the gym (yeah, I know...)

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? yes

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? I'd prefer no condom, but I don't do it...

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? saliva, my own juices

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? yes

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? yes

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? Oh yes, Oh God, Oh fuck... I moan a lot...

25)What is you favorite position during sex? I like to be on top

26)Have you had sex in a shower? only by myself

27)Have you had sex standing up? yes

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? swallow Why? spitting is rude, and I love the intimacy of the act

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why? n/a

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? no

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? Never say never

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? I don't like phones

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? yes

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? yes

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? yes

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it? n/a

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? no If so, did you like it?

38)Have you ever used anal beads? yes If so, did you like it? oh yes

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? chocolate and lemon ice-cream

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? inner thigh

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? no

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex? n/a

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming? no

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? no

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? no How?

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions? yes

 

[kimmy69]

sex survey answers

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? FEMALE

2)Has it changed since then? NO

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do? NIBBLE ON MY CLIT

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? NOT ALWAYS

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? 14

6)Do you use one or two hands? MOSTLY ONE, BUT SOMETIMES 2

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? I ENJOY HAVING SOMETHING INSERTED INTO MY ASS WHILE I TEASE MY CLIT WITH MY FINGER

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why? I WOULD NOT FUCK ONE EVEN IF I HAD TO, WHY, CAUSE THATS JUST PLAIN WRONG!

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? I CAN FUCK A FRIEND TYPE PERSON.

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 16

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? HAVEN'T "YET".

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? I WOULD BUY A ANAL VIBE, SOME BEADS, SOME LUBE, AND MAYBE SOME CUFFS.

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? NO

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) NO

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? URINATED YES, SHIT DEFINITLY NOT

16)Did they ever have sex with you again? YES, HE WANTED ME TO DO IT TO BEGIN WITH

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? I HAVEN'T HAD ONE "YET"

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where? NO, BUT WANT TO

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? NO

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? NO CONDOMS, I LIKE THE FEELING BETTER

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? SALIVA

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? NO:O(

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? NO:O(

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? OH GODDDDDDDDD I AM CUMMMMMING!!!

25)What is you favorite position during sex? ANAL SEX

26)Have you had sex in a shower? YES

27)Have you had sex standing up? YES (IN THE SHOWER)

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why? SWALLOW AND SPIT ON OCCASIONS

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why? SHAVE, MUCH MORE CLEAN THAT WAY.

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? NO

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? NO

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? I MASTURBATE DURING

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? I HAVE CYBERED YES, AND NO I DO NOT ALWAYS MASTURBATE.

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? YES

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? YES

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it? NO I HAVEN'T

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it? NO, BUT WANT TO TRY THEM SOOOOOOO BAD!!

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? HAVEN'T USED ANY

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? MY ASS

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? NO

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming? NO

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? NO

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? NO

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?HELL YES

 

[CALIFBEAR]

sex survey

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? Male

2)Has it changed since then? no

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?
Many styles of riding cock..

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? ATITUDE!

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? 7-8

6)Do you use one or two hands? one but somtimes i use two...

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? yes i like annal sex..

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?
no interest..
9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? Friend.

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 13

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? 15

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? the best real feeling dildo

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? no

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) no

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? no way

16)Did they ever have sex with you again? N|A

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? ??????????

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where? lots everywhere, love it outdoors

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? once by man next door ...we ended up sucking each other

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? no condoms restrickin of feeling

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? Good body lotion

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? no

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? no

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? Oh Fuck ya!

25)What is you favorite position during sex? all (doggy)

26)Have you had sex in a shower? yes

27)Have you had sex standing up? yes

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?
N|A
29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why? shave,,,I do!

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? yes many when younger.

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? yes ,,i have

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? masterbate

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? oh yes

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? no

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? yes

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it? oh yes very much so

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it? N|A

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it? yes

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? N|A

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? having a dildo up my ass while i jackoff