Sex Survey

[phatcat]

These are amusing...

...but a little too long to read. I'll spare you mine.

 

[sweetaspeaches]

I'm sure many of you have seen surveys similar to this in your email boxes. This is one I've had for quite some time and it gave me and my friends a laugh or two. I figured this was probably a good place to share it once again. Have fun ladies and gentleman....answer seriously, or jokingly, but most of all...have fun doing it.
FS

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? female

2)Has it changed since then? no

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?
Be more vocal and ask for what I wanted my partner to do

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? They think that their way is the only way

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? 10yrs old

6)Do you use one or two hands? Depends on my mood

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? Not always

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?
Just couldn't do it!! Why? Because it's wrong!!

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? I can fuck a friend. I think that friends need to help each other out once in awhile.

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? 12

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? 15

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? massage oils, anal beads, a blindfold and ties to bind the hands

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? Yes

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) Sorry to admit it, but Yes

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? No, unless you count my partner getting shit on his cock while fucking my ass.

16)Did they ever have sex with you again? Yes

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? Can't recall having one

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where?
Yes! Lots of places like on the beach, in a car, in a men's restroom, etc.

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? No, but isn't the chance of getting caught part of the thrill of having sex in public ?

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why?
Depends on how well I know the person I am having sex with.

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex?
spit and k-y jelly

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? Yes

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? Yes

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? Oh My!

25)What is you favorite position during sex? Doggis style

26)Have you had sex in a shower? Yes

27)Have you had sex standing up? Yes

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?
I swallow because I love the taste as well as the feel of his hot cum sliding down my throat.

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?
N/A

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? Yes

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? At one time if I could've gotten away with it I would have loved to fuck my uncle. But if given the chance today I would have to say no.

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during?
I love phone sex and I do masterbate while doing it.

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? Yes I do, but it is to hard to type one-handed

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? Not that I can recall

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? Yes

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?
N/A

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it? No

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it?
No, but I would like to try them sometime soon.

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? cucumber

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? the small of my back

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? Absolutely not

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex? N/A

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming? Yes

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? No not while having sex, but I have been caught masterbating.

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How?
Yes, while riding on top or by walking miles on the cheeks of my ass.
46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?

I answered all that applied and honestly at that.

 

[tonytuna1957]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? Male

2)Has it changed since then? No

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do? I love a woman to be aggressive, so I would be that.

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? Sometimes they get to attached.

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? 11

6)Do you use one or two hands? One but sometimes two if I am using a vibrator also.

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? No....but I have had women do that while they were giving me head and I must say I didn't not like it.

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?
I wouldn't do it. Its sick.

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person?
Sometimes its any port in a storm, so no I do not need to love someone to fuck them.

10)How old were you the first time you had sex?14

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender?
As far as masturbating it was 14. But anything else it was 36.

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy?
Vibrators all kinds for myself and my partner.

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? Yes

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs)
Not that I can remember

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with?No

16)Did they ever have sex with you again?N/A

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter?
Well it would have to be when I was about 20. I was eating this girls pussy in the back of my van, in her parents driveway. I had her legs up in the air when they drove into the driveway shining there head light on us. But it gets better....we left and went down the road and pulled off onto a dirt road leading into a field to contiune. Now we are both undressed and fucking our brains out when a cop shines his spotlight on us and calls my name over his bullhorn. You see her brother work for the local police and was heading home when he seen my van on the side of the road and tought I might need help. Well she was freaking out and I was tring to get my pants on to get out of the van so he would not come up and check inside. Good thing he was young once too.


18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where?
Yes. On the beach, in the park, in a rest area and in a few bars.

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? Yes

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why?
I prefer no condoms, but I use them most of the time.

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? K-Y

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? Yes

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? Yes

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming?
Where do you want me to cum I use often...if not it is yess

25)What is you favorite position during sex?
Between her legs eating her pussy for oral. Woman on top for fucking.

26)Have you had sex in a shower? Yes

27)Have you had sex standing up?
Yes kind of hard but it was fast.

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?
n/a

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?
Shaved.........The better to eat her

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
Yes

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? Yes

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during?
Yes kind of hard now with a cell phone good thing for speaker phone.

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so?
Yes and I play with my self but normal do not cum...the best is when I am getting head while cybering with someone.

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering?
Yes and its a bummer

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself?
Yes

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?
Yes and it is just ok

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?
N/A

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it?
On my partner and yes she did like it.

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex?
Pudding and whip cream

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way?
The top side of my cock at the base.

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? No

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?
Well that the funny thing about beer and coke.

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?
N/A

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex?
Yes

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How?
Yes both my knees and my ass

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?
Yes I was

 

[namah]

Nice questionairre

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born?
- On the form Gender was asked for which is Male. babies dont have sex

2)Has it changed since then?
Well from no sex when i was a baby it has changed considerably

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?
Lick me head to toe

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex?
Cant get enuff of it

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating?
12-13

6)Do you use one or two hands?
usually one - Right but sometimes use the left to cup my balls

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice?
sometimes something in my ass

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?
none. not into that

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person?
usually but sometimes physical need is overwhelming

10)How old were you the first time you had sex?
13

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender?
14

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy?
Massage oils

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video?
No

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs)
No

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with?
Nope

16)Did they ever have sex with you again?
lol didnt come to that

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter?
still to encounter

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where?
Lots of places - elevators, terraces...

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public?
nope

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why?
no condoms. love the raw feeling of shooting and it dripping

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex?
pussy juice and spit

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex?
yes

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
yes

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming?
unghhhhhhhhhhhhh

25)What is you favorite position during sex?
woman on me ridin me wild

26)Have you had sex in a shower?
yes

27)Have you had sex standing up?
yes

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?
N.A

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?
I love a little fuzz so trim goes for me

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
yes

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family?
maybe

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during?
masturbate

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so?
yes i do both

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering?
lol once.... she said i got tooo boring

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself?
yes

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?
nope

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?
N.A

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it?
Nope

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex?
Chocolate sauce and Ice cream

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way?
my ears

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?
nope

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?
never

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?
N.A

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex?
once

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How?
yes... messing on the carpet

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?
yes absolutely

 

[oz_akasha]

I'm sure many of you have seen surveys similar to this in your email boxes. This is one I've had for quite some time and it gave me and my friends a laugh or two. I figured this was probably a good place to share it once again. Have fun ladies and gentleman....answer seriously, or jokingly, but most of all...have fun doing it.
FS

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? (Female)

2)Has it changed since then? (No)

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do? (Nothing)

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? (Sleazebags)

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? (11)

6)Do you use one or two hands? (None)

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? (Not then, but I do now)

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why? (None)

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? (the latter)

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? (17)

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? (12)

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? Vibrator, Collar and leash.

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? (yes)

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) (No idea)

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? (No)

16)Did they ever have sex with you again? (N/A)

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? (Whent to sleep and can't remember)

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where? (No)

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? (No)

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why? (No, alergy)

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? (Me)

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? (Yes)

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? (Yes)

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? (None)

25)What is you favorite position during sex? (depens on mood, but probably missionary)

26)Have you had sex in a shower? (Yes)

27)Have you had sex standing up? (Yes)

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why? (Spit, taste)

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? (No)

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? (No)

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? (N.A)

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? (No)

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? (N/A)

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? (Plenty, check out the thread started by OzRaven, my partner)

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it? (Yes, Mmmmmm Hmmmmmm)

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it? (No)

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? (N/A)

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? (Depends on mood, probably my neck)

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? (Yes)

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming? (Yes)

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? (No, not mine)

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? (Yes, Knees, doing doggie)

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions? (MORE!, I got them all!!!!)

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

Originally posted by FinestSilk
I'll answer for all those curious ladies out there.

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born? Male

2)Has it changed since then? Nope

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do? Enjoy cock and toys.

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex? Not enough free sex.

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating? Late 16 or 17

6)Do you use one or two hands? one primary with one availble for assistance.

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice? Sometimes

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why? Human, female.

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person? Nope, but I do have to care about them.

10)How old were you the first time you had sex? Hey I can keep Lit's age rule here, 20 or 21

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender? Experimented as kid.

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy? Depends on who is in my life right now videos or story mags. If a more playful person was in my life, then toys.

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video? Nope.

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs) Nope

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with? Nope

16)Did they ever have sex with you again? N/A

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter? Don't knwo not getting it up.

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Nope Where?

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public? Nope

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? no condoms but use them Why? Feels nicer, but they are required to prevent pregnancy and STDs

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex? Anal - KY is all that I have tried. Vaginal, hers.

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex? Not really.

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex? Not really. (cyber although)

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming? Cum on baby.

25)What is you favorite position during sex? Any on bottom, doggy, missionary.

26)Have you had sex in a shower? Nope

27)Have you had sex standing up? Nope

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Yep Why? It is beautiful to me.

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? Nope, damn blue the oopurtunity.

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family? Probably not.

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during? Never had.

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so? Yep and sometimes.

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering? Nope

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself? Nope

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? Nope would though If so, did you like it?

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?

38)Have you ever used anal beads? Nope, would though If so, did you like it?

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex? Whip cream is about all that I have used.

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way? Lightly tickling me anywhere.

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? Nope, try not to.

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex? Once after a day of playing on lit.

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex? Nope

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How? Nope

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions? Yep

 

[samanthak1721]

1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born?
Female

2)Has it changed since then?
Nope

3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?
Not sure

4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex?
No complaints generally, specifically to one "Make up your freakin' mind, damnit!"

5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating?
12 or 13 maybe?

6)Do you use one or two hands?
Heh - 2

7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice?
Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I do!

8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?
Nope none never

9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person?
I need have some sort of connection, besides the physical, I need to care about them a great deal.

10)How old were you the first time you had sex?
15

11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender?
Haven't - yet.

12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy?
Vibe, blindfold, satin strips to tie him up!

13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video?
Nope

14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs)
Nope

15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with?
Nope

16)Did they ever have sex with you again?
N/A

17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter?
None, yet.

18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where?
In a hospital - neither him or I were a patient at the time.

19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public?
Nope

20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why?
Either/or

21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex?
KY Jelly

22)Have you ever been tied up during sex?
nope

23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
yep

24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming?
I moan and "squeak" (his words, not mine) - don't say much

25)What is you favorite position during sex?
On top, facing away

26)Have you had sex in a shower?
Yes

27)Have you had sex standing up?
Yes

28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?
Sometimes I swallow, sometimes I spit - don't know why, perhaps mood? Or taste?

29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?

30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
Nope

31)Would you fuck a member of your own family?
No

32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during?
Have had phone sex once, and really masterbated.

33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so?
Rarely, and yes.

34)Have you ever been booted while cybering?
yep.

35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself?
not completely naked, no.

36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?

37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?
Nope - would like to once, just to see...

38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it?
Nope

39)What is your favorite food to use during sex?
Strawberries and whipped cream

40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way?
Toes, neck and the obvious

41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?
Nope

42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?

43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?
Yup!

44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex?
Nope

45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How?
Uh - yep. On my knees and chin, actually.. (don't ask)

46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?
Sure