Sex toy story

[bisexplicit]

but they're only really fun when they aren't technical terms, i think.

ed

Thats true...
My bestfriend likes to use medical terms randomly. That doesn't amuse me, hehe, except when they are especially funny sounding.

 

[silverwhisper]

i have an absurd fondness for the word "merkin".

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

i have an absurd fondness for the word "merkin".

ed

What does that even mean?

 

[silverwhisper]

yeah, it's a particularly odd one in this age of brazilian waxes. a merkin, believe it or not, is a pubic wig.

god, but i love this language...

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

yeah, it's a particularly odd one in this age of brazilian waxes. a merkin, believe it or not, is a pubic wig.

god, but i love this language...

ed

Hmm. Quite odd. Yeah, there are few girls I can imagine now-a-days wanting to /add/ pubic hair. (hehe, pubic hair extensions - that would be amusing)
And I read Lolita, I must have skipped over the public wig part, hehe.

 

[silverwhisper]

i refuse to read lolita, so i guess i'll never know. :>

ed

 

[Zanzibar]

Did you ever end up writing this story?

I could just see one...

A day (and night) in the life of a dildo.

I liked the " (Sex)Toy Story" idea too. *laughs* Starring "Woody" and his pal "Buzz Goodtime". Think of the adventures!

I can hear Buzz's cry now... "TO ECSTASY........ AND BEYOND!"

Hmmm.. may have to run with that idea myself!

 

[bisexplicit]

Did you ever end up writing this story?

I could just see one...

A day (and night) in the life of a dildo.

I liked the " (Sex)Toy Story" idea too. *laughs* Starring "Woody" and his pal "Buzz Goodtime". Think of the adventures!

I can hear Buzz's cry now... "TO ECSTASY........ AND BEYOND!"

Hmmm.. may have to run with that idea myself!

Yeah, its still in process.
And go ahead, take the Sex Toy Story idea - its all yours, hehe.

 

[bisexplicit]

i refuse to read lolita, so i guess i'll never know. :>

ed

Thats a good idea. It was totally disturbing.

 

[silverwhisper]

yeah, i had a feeling it would be. i have enough wacky stuff in my head as it is. :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

yeah, i had a feeling it would be. i have enough wacky stuff in my head as it is. :>

ed

Hmm, like what? hehe.

 

[silverwhisper]

maybe you'll find out some time. :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

maybe you'll find out some time. :>

ed

*pouts* I want to know nowwwwww!

 

[silverwhisper]

[holds secret knowledge over her head, just out of reach]

[singsong]you can't reach it, you can't reach it...[/singsong]



ed

 

[bisexplicit]

[holds secret knowledge over her head, just out of reach]

[singsong]you can't reach it, you can't reach it...[/singsong]



ed

*stands on my tippy toes* almost there...
*jumps up* not quite...
*pouts* I want it! I want it!

 

[silverwhisper]

[waves it about just out of reach, like catnip w/ a kitty cat]



ed

 

[bisexplicit]

[waves it about just out of reach, like catnip w/ a kitty cat]



ed

*pouts*
*pokes you hard*
You're a big meanie!

 

[silverwhisper]

woo-hoo!

[grabs bi's lips in thumb & forefinger & pulls 'em into a duck's beak]



ed

 

[bisexplicit]

woo-hoo!

[grabs bi's lips in thumb & forefinger & pulls 'em into a duck's beak]



ed

I'm telling!

 

[silverwhisper]

[tickles bi w/ free hand]



ed

 

[bisexplicit]

*giggles and squeaks*

*tickles you back*

 

[silverwhisper]

woo-hoo!

[throws bi onto couch]

[raspberries bi's tummy...again]

 

[bisexplicit]

woo-hoo!

[throws bi onto couch]

[raspberries bi's tummy...again]

*giggles*
*tickles your armpits*
You better watch what you're doing, you wouldn't want an accidental kick to end up in the wrong place. hehehe.

 

[silverwhisper]

woo-hoo!

[jumps out of range of legs towards bi's head]

[raspberries the tip of bi's nose]



ed

 

[bisexplicit]

woo-hoo!

[jumps out of range of legs towards bi's head]

[raspberries the tip of bi's nose]



ed

*laughs* *squirms*
*raspberries your nose back* So there! hehe.