Sex toy story

[silverwhisper]

really?

[arches eyebrow]

like what, pray tell?

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

Well, If I told you, then you would miss out on all the feelings of suspense and curiousity.

 

[silverwhisper]

bah; i refuse to believe a word of it until i see something.

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

hehe, Oh, don't worry. Its going to happen. Just you wait.

 

[silverwhisper]

pshaw; we'll see, missy. :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

*pouts* I can't believe that you don't think I could be evil. I /so/ could. More evil than you'll ever be, anyway!

 

[silverwhisper]

[snorts]

yeah, yeah, yeah...i'm hearing a lot of talk, not a lot of action over there...

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

Action, hunh?
*Pushes you downwards, climbs on top of you so you can't escape, and begins tickling your sides*

 

[silverwhisper]

[while bi is leaning in close, raspberries bi's neck & sneaks out]



ed

 

[bisexplicit]

Oh, maybe you are more evil!
But, don't worry, I'll find you...and then you'll get it.

 

[silverwhisper]

bah! so you say...

[scampers off, stage left]

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

You and your scampering...

 

[silverwhisper]

hey, everybody has a gift... :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

Your gift is scampering?
Theres a childrens movie about a penguin named scamper...

 

[silverwhisper]

actually, my gift is...

er...

um...

...best not mentioned to someone i view as a kid sister.

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

hehe, I wanna know!

 

[silverwhisper]

to quote from the princess bride, "get used to disappointment."

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

Hmm, I would've preferred if you had said "As you wish."

 

[silverwhisper]

yes, but that would imply a romantic angle to our relationship, don't you think?

"i wonder if he is using the same wind we are using..."--fezzik.

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

Well, technically, yes...but I see no reason why you still couldn't treat me like a princess. *laughs*

 

[silverwhisper]

only one guy gets that honor, missy. :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

*smiles* I know.
And I'm sure only one lady gets to be treated like a princess by you.

 

[silverwhisper]

well, that's the way it works for me... :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

I think thats a wonderful way to have things work.