Sex toy story

[silverwhisper]

[wrinkles nose]

o, you scwewy wabbit!

[scampers off]

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

[wrinkles nose]

o, you scwewy wabbit!

[scampers off]

ed

*pouts* Where are you going? *scampers after you* I'll find you!

 

[silverwhisper]

[scampers over to youdthink's am pics thread]



[exits, stage left]

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

[scampers over to youdthink's am pics thread]



[exits, stage left]

ed

Aha! My deductive logic skills have figured out that I will find you over at youdthink's am pic thread!

 

[silverwhisper]

well, now you have some of the secret knowledge... :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

well, now you have some of the secret knowledge... :>

ed

When will I get all of it?

 

[GratefulFred]

Though I may be interupting some dialogue and switching subjects I did write a Sex Toy Story parody based on warping the Disney/Pixar flick with talking sex dolls, dildos, love beads and more.

Any one else try to warp everything Disney on account of losing one's virginity to Snow White in Space Mountain?

 

[bisexplicit]

Though I may be interupting some dialogue and switching subjects I did write a Sex Toy Story parody based on warping the Disney/Pixar flick with talking sex dolls, dildos, love beads and more.

Any one else try to warp everything Disney on account of losing one's virginity to Snow White in Space Mountain?

hehe, I think that is so hilarious that you did that.

 

[GratefulFred]

Here's a sample of the story...

See what it is Woody?
Yeah...all right...(going up on the bed) crap it's a dildo...
My name is Buzz Dildo - Electric Vibrator and I cum...
Wow...impressive dick size...
Yeah...yeah...well I'm Woody...
And this here is butt plug...
And that gel is KY...
Hello Dildo...
Hi...
Hello earthmen...I am here on a mission to search the hallowed tunnels of the planet Euphoria...care to join me?


*********
Well I may be the only one who took this subject on...of course from a humorous point of view.

 

[bisexplicit]

Here's a sample of the story...

See what it is Woody?
Yeah...all right...(going up on the bed) crap it's a dildo...
My name is Buzz Dildo - Electric Vibrator and I cum...
Wow...impressive dick size...
Yeah...yeah...well I'm Woody...
And this here is butt plug...
And that gel is KY...
Hello Dildo...
Hi...
Hello earthmen...I am here on a mission to search the hallowed tunnels of the planet Euphoria...care to join me?


*********
Well I may be the only one who took this subject on...of course from a humorous point of view.

hehe, Amusing.
My story idea wasn't actually about that...that was just an amusing idea I later thought of. But, I guess its already been covered, hehe.

 

[GratefulFred]

Don't give up...I'll be considered a thread killer if you do.

You can always write some female robin hood adventure where Robin (f) helps out girls with toys when their hubby's are far away.

 

[bisexplicit]

Don't give up...I'll be considered a thread killer if you do.

You can always write some female robin hood adventure where Robin (f) helps out girls with toys when their hubby's are far away.

hehe, nah, my idea is to tell a story from the first-person perspective of a sex toy.

 

[GratefulFred]

Well when Baron von Frankenstein saw this large african cock just before the owner died, he just knew he had to amass enough body parts to bring the cock back to life.

Hope that inspires you to write great things.

 

[silverwhisper]

when will i get all of it?

in the fullness of time. :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

in the fullness of time. :>

ed

*slips you a twenty...* Now, can I have it? hehe.

 

[silverwhisper]

i can only write it as quickly as inspiration strikes, bi. :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

i can only write it as quickly as inspiration strikes, bi. :>

ed

hehe, I know, I know. Forgive my impatience.

 

[silverwhisper]

'sOK, bi.

[tousles bi's hair]

:>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

'sOK, bi.

[tousles bi's hair]

:>

ed

I just spent hours sleeping on my hair to get it perfectly messy - and look what you go and do!

 

[silverwhisper]

[grins]

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

[grins]

ed

Don't you grin at me!

 

[silverwhisper]

[grins all the more]



ed

 

[bisexplicit]

[grins all the more]



ed

Oh, you evil evil man. You WANT to be punished, don't you? hehe.

 

[silverwhisper]

why, you gonna do something about it?

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

As a matter of fact, I just might...