Sex..... voor de grap
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Krystitties
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M's girl said:Ik was niks in DIE richting van plan... maar ik zie dat jullie de mogelijkheden al verder uitgewerkt hebben... ALS ik meedoe.... mag ik dan Ice-Tea?
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De perfecte vrouw
Op zoek naar de perfecte vrouw
(in het Engels, maar wat geeft 't, toch?)
Even geleend from the English side.... hij was té leuk!
Op zoek naar de perfecte vrouw
(in het Engels, maar wat geeft 't, toch?)
There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to find a woman. He met a girl who seemed nice so he took her home.
When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks "What's this?"
She replies "A cock."
He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough. A couple of weeks later he meets another girl and soon takes her home. Again, he pulls out his manhood and asks the question.
She replies "A cock".
He is angry because she seemed more pure than the first but, oh well. A couple of weeks later he meets a girl who seems real pure. She won't go home with him for a long time but eventually he gets her to his house.
He whips it out and asks, "What is this?"
She giggles and says "A pee-pee."
He thinks to himself that he has finally found his woman. They get married but after several months every time she sees his member she giggles and says, "That's your pee-pee."
He finally breaks down and says "Look this is not a pee-pee, it is a cock."
She laughs and says "No it's not, a cock is ten inches long and black."
When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks "What's this?"
She replies "A cock."
He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough. A couple of weeks later he meets another girl and soon takes her home. Again, he pulls out his manhood and asks the question.
She replies "A cock".
He is angry because she seemed more pure than the first but, oh well. A couple of weeks later he meets a girl who seems real pure. She won't go home with him for a long time but eventually he gets her to his house.
He whips it out and asks, "What is this?"
She giggles and says "A pee-pee."
He thinks to himself that he has finally found his woman. They get married but after several months every time she sees his member she giggles and says, "That's your pee-pee."
He finally breaks down and says "Look this is not a pee-pee, it is a cock."
She laughs and says "No it's not, a cock is ten inches long and black."
Even geleend from the English side.... hij was té leuk!
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Radio
Radiozender van God los
FRESNO - Een Amerikaanse zender heeft een radicale ommezwaai gemaakt. Het radiostation in het Californische Fresno zond tot voor kort uitsluitend religieuze programma's uit, maar heeft nu uitsluitend seks in de aanbieding.
Liefhebbers van christelijke muziek, preken en bijbelverhalen hebben niets meer aan de zender KFYE-FM. De boodschap is nu „All sex radio, all the time”, meldde de Amerikaanse nieuwszender CNN vrijdag. Personen onder de 21 wordt geadviseerd niet naar Porn Radio te luisteren.
Radiozender van God los
FRESNO - Een Amerikaanse zender heeft een radicale ommezwaai gemaakt. Het radiostation in het Californische Fresno zond tot voor kort uitsluitend religieuze programma's uit, maar heeft nu uitsluitend seks in de aanbieding.
Liefhebbers van christelijke muziek, preken en bijbelverhalen hebben niets meer aan de zender KFYE-FM. De boodschap is nu „All sex radio, all the time”, meldde de Amerikaanse nieuwszender CNN vrijdag. Personen onder de 21 wordt geadviseerd niet naar Porn Radio te luisteren.
