Sex with celebs

[Thumper]

Oh Red??????

All the better to eat you with my dear!!!

OOPS wait a minute...a wolf said that and he was referring to his big mouth....so sorry never mind...

....But it IS a delicious idea....muahhahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Naked Hunny]

Oh my god my young virgin (yea right) ears!! Im still young and impressionable, remember?

 

[*Eve*]

Well.....Denzel Washington told me that he wanted my love but I was involved in a tryst with Ben Affleck at the time.

 

[Patryn]

Oh good, Eve, reality. Just kidding hon. Just like I was Chris Sarandon's love slave for 3 years.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

No I haven't had sex with a celeb. But I have had sex with Bruce willis in my dreams on many occasions. And god it was good, I'm just still praying I will get the real Bruce one day.

Bonnie

 

[Naked Hunny]

Hey i met Bruce Willis once where i live you get to see Celebs all the time for some reason alot of movies are being made in the Philly area and like Lancaster area for some reason!!

 

[RonG]

Yes, Kris Kristofferson was a Rhodes Scholar.

I have no celeb experience but a friend of mine claimed to have had sex with Joan Jett when she was in Cleveland making the really bad movie with Michael J. Fox, "Light of Day." I was never sure of her sexuality anyhow but he did have one helluva shiner to go along with his story.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

What did Drew Carey say again?

Originally posted by RonG a friend of mine claimed to have had sex with Joan Jett when she was in Cleveland

AHA ... so once again .. I see that Cleveland ROCKS .. lmao

 

[KillerMuffin]

My hubberpluckedydiddles was on CNN for about 45 seconds once in '91. Gawd he looked heman and manly and sojery and filthy too, really filthy, like he'd just come out of a desert where there was smoke from oil well fires or something. He should have taken a bath first. In retrospect, he only looked sexy cause he was too far away to smell. Maybe thats why the CNN news guy looked so green around the gills, or, it could have been the scuds.... you never know.

I have had sex with him too. Does that count? My hubbydinkles, not the CNN news guy. The CNN news guy was such a dink too. He looked like he was going to pee his pants. Maybe it was just the aroma...

 

[Weird Harold]

Mason Williams (of Classical Gas Fame) graduated from the same High School I did. The drummer in his band in the seventies was my Doubles partner on the high school tennis team for three years.

We weren't a very good tennis team, so there was a lot of "Love" involved in our partnership.

Does that count?

 

[Skibum]

I walked past the location site for the border crossing scene in "Stripes". That was as close to any celebrity I have ever been. I didn't even see any of the actors. I did see Jimmy Carter, but I don't think of politicians as celebrities.

 

[Guest]

yes i have in waas in a very famous band in the 80's. I wont tell you his name.......BUt i can give you a hint......I wont be "crying over you (him)" he was a jerk who expected to have his assed kissed. And sorry i wouldnt. But he was great in bed.........

 

[PeekABoo]

Xman *choking back tears and overcome with emotion*

You have just effectively deystroyed Lashers title.

YOU are ....The man. The myth. The legend.

If you do not tell me about it in excruciating detail I will fly to Denmark and kill you.

Be very careful what you say (or type)..... the last sentence in your quote above is a felony act in the USA. Not wanting to be a smart ass but if by some wierd twist of faith some thing happened to your buddy in Denmark...... "big Brother" might come and ask you a few questions.... ya just never know.

 

[April]

I think you meant "twist of fate".

I don't think "Big Brother" is watching this site, because if they were, they would have picked up Roland a long time ago!

 

[Siren]

April

 

[CreamyLady]

I can't say I have. However, while my then-boyfriend and I were in the process of some pretty heavy lovemaking on the sofa in his house, his roommate brought in some guests, including a guitarist in Eric Burden's band . . . not the Animals; the one after that.

Everyone said hello, and to please not stop what we were doing . . .

 

[Expertise]

Peek a Boo the "Black Helicopters" are hovering even as we speak.

It really is all a vast conspiracy involving the NSA, CSIS, Mobil Oil and the Toastmasters of America. I suggest you grab a whole load of MRE's (not the chicken a la king, it has the mind control drug in it) several dozen copies of Soldier of Fortune and your fav porno mags and retreat to your shelter. And oh....while your there...get a grip.

Although Xander will pay. I wouldn't harm a hair on his head.....Angelique would hunt me down like vermin.

Shit sorry Angelique....you'll be hearing the thump of helo rotors soon.

BTW is there a full moon or something?

 

[Xander]

Oh c'mon Expertise. Are you still mad at little me for pulling your leg???

C'mon, let's have a little smile. C'mon!!!!!!
Just a little smile. Like this......

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/big/disturbed.gif

 

[April]

Xander! You scared the crap out of me with that big ass smilie! Warn a girl next time, okay?

 

[Xander]

I am so sorry Lady April, it will not happen again.
*bowing to the lovely Lady*

 

[April]

Thank you sweetie. It's okay. Your smilie is scary, though. I might need to be comforted by someone. Any takers?

 

[April]

Never mind. I'm going back to bed. It's just way too early for me. Heaven, the bed all to myself. That is, if I can keep the cat off!

 

[Expertise]

Maybe April....if we are not still at war. BTW what thread was that.

Xander there IS something rotten in Denmark bud...I rarely forgive and I never forget but hey...you getting hitched and all, i'll make an exception...BUT NEVER, EVER, joke about the lovely Ms. Twain again.

Appologize to your betrothed for the helicopters and wiretaps for me would ya'?

 

[Xander]

Awwww April, it wasn't meant to be that scary. I'll comfort you. But no touchy below the belt (shit did I just say that)

 

[Xander]

Okay Expertise. you got yourself a deal. I promise never to joke about Ms. Twain again.

Btw, did I ever tell you about that time I met Claire Folani in a dark alley??