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Expertise
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Knew the face not the name. Very beautiful.
Honestly Xander I was truly disappointed when confronted with the fact that you were joking.
I would crawl over a couple of miles of barbed wire and broken glass pushing a peanut with my nose for that woman. I am not a real big fan of her music but she is VERY estheticly pleasing.
Honestly Xander I was truly disappointed when confronted with the fact that you were joking.
I would crawl over a couple of miles of barbed wire and broken glass pushing a peanut with my nose for that woman. I am not a real big fan of her music but she is VERY estheticly pleasing.
Xander
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Expertise. I agree that she's very beautiful and has a certain ahem hem entertainment value.
But honestly man. Would you really think that moi. Le Petite Xman, would ever have a chance with Shania Twain??
C'mon!!!!! Earth to Expertise, Earth to Expertise. Come in Expertise
But honestly man. Would you really think that moi. Le Petite Xman, would ever have a chance with Shania Twain??
C'mon!!!!! Earth to Expertise, Earth to Expertise. Come in Expertise
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Well dammit, Xander, I have to agree with Expertise here. As I was going through this thread and came upon you post about Shania Twain, I blacked out myself. And then to find out you were pulling our legs.
Man, don't do that!!! Never joke about such things with Shania gain. I was ready to bow to you and call you the "Great One", but then realised you were just fooling...
If you can't trust the firemen, who the hell can you trust.
I'm just so disillusioned right now....<sigh> Oh, to meet Shania.....
Man, don't do that!!! Never joke about such things with Shania gain. I was ready to bow to you and call you the "Great One", but then realised you were just fooling...
If you can't trust the firemen, who the hell can you trust.
I'm just so disillusioned right now....<sigh> Oh, to meet Shania.....
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C'mon you two. Back to earth okay.
Merlin will you roll that tongue back into your mouth LOL Shania is just a girl like all the rest. She's extremely beautiful oh yes. But please!!!!
C'mon you two. Big smiles. BIG SMILES.....
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/big/biggrin.gif
There!!! feel better now??
Merlin will you roll that tongue back into your mouth LOL Shania is just a girl like all the rest. She's extremely beautiful oh yes. But please!!!!
C'mon you two. Big smiles. BIG SMILES.....
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/big/biggrin.gif
There!!! feel better now??
Magic Merlin
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Xander said:Shania is just a girl like all the rest. She's extremely beautiful oh yes. But please!!!!
There!!! feel better now??
"Shania is just a girl!"
Blasphemy, I say!!! Thats blasphemy!
Xander, now your scaring with such words. And that big ass smile, well, April is right, that is one scary picture my friend.
Now take back what you said about Shania, or I will contact Expertise on my secret wrist radio and call back in the black helicopters.
Isabella Thorne
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Man! I Feel Like A Woman!
... how wonderful to see grown men drooling all over themselves over our tarty Canuck .. Shania Twain .. hey i drool for her too .. she is hot hot hot ..
and i must say that as Jennifer Aniston, i had a great time fucking Brad Pitt .. he is GIB *Good in Bed* ..
... and umm in real life, well, a friend of mine slept with a hot 80's rock star after he gave a concert in my hometown where he mentioned to the audience to be safe and always wear a condom .. well my friend told me in confidence that he did not practice what he preached ..lol
makes me wonder bout these rock stars .. they are out fucking all sorts of people .. a lot of them without any protection .. why do they take that chance? i guess they can't resist the groupies ..
[Edited by Isabella Thorne on 08-10-2000 at 07:37 AM]
... how wonderful to see grown men drooling all over themselves over our tarty Canuck .. Shania Twain .. hey i drool for her too .. she is hot hot hot ..
and i must say that as Jennifer Aniston, i had a great time fucking Brad Pitt .. he is GIB *Good in Bed* ..
... and umm in real life, well, a friend of mine slept with a hot 80's rock star after he gave a concert in my hometown where he mentioned to the audience to be safe and always wear a condom .. well my friend told me in confidence that he did not practice what he preached ..lol
makes me wonder bout these rock stars .. they are out fucking all sorts of people .. a lot of them without any protection .. why do they take that chance? i guess they can't resist the groupies ..
[Edited by Isabella Thorne on 08-10-2000 at 07:37 AM]
Isabella Thorne
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Spill the Wine
ooooh April .. ever since you've become Pamela Sue Martin .. you have become so damn tarty ... mmmm mmmm ... i love it baby ... oh yea ...... lmao ..
oh Miss Creamy .. wow that is hot .. Eric Burdon and War .. was that the band?
ooooh April .. ever since you've become Pamela Sue Martin .. you have become so damn tarty ... mmmm mmmm ... i love it baby ... oh yea ...... lmao ..
oh Miss Creamy .. wow that is hot .. Eric Burdon and War .. was that the band?
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Maybe I can make up for Xanman's yanker
I've felt Shania Twain's ass.
Yep. It's true. I shit you not.
My husband's best buddy from college is one of the touring guitarists with her band. So everytime she plays L.A., we get free tix and backstage passes. The last time she played the Universal Amphitheatre, my husband and I were chatting with Brent (the guitarist) backstage when a caterer was trying to pass through. I took a step back to make way, and as I did so, I swung my arm back and smacked Shania right in the left buttock with the side of my hand. Eek! She turned around...I apologized politely...she nodded and turned back around. It was a very brief encounter, but ALOT more than XANDER can say, eh? Shame on you! You're a very baaaad widdle boy.
I've felt Shania Twain's ass.
Yep. It's true. I shit you not.
My husband's best buddy from college is one of the touring guitarists with her band. So everytime she plays L.A., we get free tix and backstage passes. The last time she played the Universal Amphitheatre, my husband and I were chatting with Brent (the guitarist) backstage when a caterer was trying to pass through. I took a step back to make way, and as I did so, I swung my arm back and smacked Shania right in the left buttock with the side of my hand. Eek! She turned around...I apologized politely...she nodded and turned back around. It was a very brief encounter, but ALOT more than XANDER can say, eh? Shame on you! You're a very baaaad widdle boy.
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And now one for the ladies...
I've had visual intercourse with Keanu Reeves.
He has a band called Dogstar that plays around L.A. quite a bit. One night my cousin dragged me out to a club called The Troubador where Keanu's band was playing. Ya gotta kinda know my cousin (who's 29 like me) to realize how she is, but she had this whole "scheme" on how to sack the guy with the final result being wedding bells. Yeah...I know.
So the four of us girls do the whole "groupie thang", flirting with and teasing the bouncer to let us up to the "private room." We get up there no problem and wait for the band to finish their set.
My cousin is doing all she can to get his attention without having to actually approach him. (Because THAT would "seem too desperate.") She'd walk by him (five times she did this) and then scurry back to us asking, "Did he look at me?? Did he?? Did he notice me??" *Sigh* Not one single time.
I'm ready to leave at this point when he looks over at me and our eyes connect. He smiles and doesn't let me go. I, of course, do that whole looking behind me to see who he's REALLY looking/smiling at, before realizing there was no else there. He must have found this amusing because he chuckled to himself and then winked at me. *MAJOR SWOONAGE* My heart was racing a mile a minute. It was magical.
In a single moment...with a single glance, he had managed to "enter me" and overtake me with such lurid passion to the deepest depths of my being. Unfortunately my cousin couldn't see it this way and didn't speak to me for a week.
Later that week she made out in a hot tub with Billy Idol. (Absolute truth...but then...so has half of L.A.)
All was forgiven.
I've had visual intercourse with Keanu Reeves.
He has a band called Dogstar that plays around L.A. quite a bit. One night my cousin dragged me out to a club called The Troubador where Keanu's band was playing. Ya gotta kinda know my cousin (who's 29 like me) to realize how she is, but she had this whole "scheme" on how to sack the guy with the final result being wedding bells. Yeah...I know.
So the four of us girls do the whole "groupie thang", flirting with and teasing the bouncer to let us up to the "private room." We get up there no problem and wait for the band to finish their set.
My cousin is doing all she can to get his attention without having to actually approach him. (Because THAT would "seem too desperate.") She'd walk by him (five times she did this) and then scurry back to us asking, "Did he look at me?? Did he?? Did he notice me??" *Sigh* Not one single time.
I'm ready to leave at this point when he looks over at me and our eyes connect. He smiles and doesn't let me go. I, of course, do that whole looking behind me to see who he's REALLY looking/smiling at, before realizing there was no else there. He must have found this amusing because he chuckled to himself and then winked at me. *MAJOR SWOONAGE* My heart was racing a mile a minute. It was magical.
In a single moment...with a single glance, he had managed to "enter me" and overtake me with such lurid passion to the deepest depths of my being. Unfortunately my cousin couldn't see it this way and didn't speak to me for a week.
Later that week she made out in a hot tub with Billy Idol. (Absolute truth...but then...so has half of L.A.)
All was forgiven.
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I believe ya, Xanman.
Really.
I do.
Really.
I do.
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Maybe it was because....
.......you ain't Tommy Lee, or Bret Michaels.
Even a Top Fuel dragster runs like shit with a no talent driver... all I gotta say on it.
Only one cause God can sometimes learn from his errors...
That is the most nasty I think I have ever posted...
*unsure how I should feel about that*
dave-73 said:
.......you ain't Tommy Lee, or Bret Michaels.
Even a Top Fuel dragster runs like shit with a no talent driver... all I gotta say on it.
Only one cause God can sometimes learn from his errors...
That is the most nasty I think I have ever posted...
*unsure how I should feel about that*
with me it was joan jett on three separate occassions. first was in summer of '82 when she was playing in hollywood,florida and i was working at the top rock club of the area. again in '83 and the last time was in philadelphia in '90.
also, ava fabien, playmate of the month aug.'85. i was working at a club in ft lauderdale with her dad at the time.
also, ava fabien, playmate of the month aug.'85. i was working at a club in ft lauderdale with her dad at the time.
