Sexual Innuendos...

[Husker1987]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3054/2609431186_7b86c69938.jpg

 

[NeverWinterNite]

http://is100.imagesocket.com/thumbs/2011/06/17/cocks1jpgzyx.jpg

 

[Husker1987]

"Take the log to the beaver"


Said by Burgess Meredith's character in the movie Grumpy Old Men. He had a ton of great lines in that one.

 

[Chief_Lifeguard]

"Take the log to the beaver"


Said by Burgess Meredith's character in the movie Grumpy Old Men. He had a ton of great lines in that one.

...for example, "ever been to Hawaii? Well, Comona Wanna Laya!"

 

[juniata]

I have the mitt if you have the balls

 

[Daizie]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0804/innuendo-demotivational-poster-1208008445.jpg#innuendo​

 

[VisualExplorer]

Spooning leads to forking

 

[DayMaker]

What time are you getting off?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

The Hills Have Eyes

 

[fungatorgurl101]

The Hills Have Eyes

Mine have nipples hehehe

 

[Daizie]

The Hills Have Eyes

Eyes up here Piglet.

 

[Husker1987]

Was at the College World Series yesterday; I've never seen so many Cock fans in one place. I personally thought the Cocks were amazing and look forward to seeing them again.

 

[Husker1987]

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[Corbal]

Hey Husker, wanna get dirty, wet and slippery? I'll even let you be on top while I'm on my knees.











What? I need help washing the Tahoe. You take high, I'll get low.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - Bloodhound Gang

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM

 

[Husker1987]

Hey Husker, wanna get dirty, wet and slippery? I'll even let you be on top while I'm on my knees.


What? I need help washing the Tahoe. You take high, I'll get low.

I'll bring my hose; it gets pretty slippery when wet, but it does a great job of getting under your hood.

I can also take care of your rear end while I'm there.

Will there be waxing?

 

[Husker1987]

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM

Excellent find Brad, loved the "Retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter."

 

[Corbal]

I'll bring my hose; it gets pretty slippery when wet, but it does a great job of getting under your hood.

I can also take care of your rear end while I'm there.

Will there be waxing?

Let's shift gears, wanna mount a new tranny?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I just got off the phone with my landscaper..

I was going to take care of things myself.. but I'm having a hard time with the wood in the back.. it's just a little thick for me to handle on my own.

He said he could bring a friend over to lend a hand.. and did I want him to look at the front too..

I reminded him that we were going to look at the overall landscaping.. create something nice for people to look at..

He recommends keeping everything trimmed for summer.. likes the way the entryway is lined.. makes it look like the kind of place you'd like to pull into

 

[Husker1987]

Let's shift gears, wanna mount a new tranny?

That's the third tranny you've been through this year

I've only mounted two trannies in my life, once in college and once on a trip out west. I vowed I'd never do it again; it gets confusing as to which parts are supposed to go where.

You're on your own for this one

 

[Husker1987]

I just got off the phone with my landscaper..

I was going to take care of things myself.. but I'm having a hard time with the wood in the back.. it's just a little thick for me to handle on my own.

He said he could bring a friend over to lend a hand.. and did I want him to look at the front too..

I reminded him that we were going to look at the overall landscaping.. create something nice for people to look at..

He recommends keeping everything trimmed for summer.. likes the way the entryway is lined.. makes it look like the kind of place you'd like to pull into

Dear Ms. Gasm,
May I suggest the following book for your review?


http://www.buildersbooksource.com/booksite/images/items/9781578051540.jpg

 

[Daizie]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mmo/lowres/mmon232l.jpg​

 

[cowslinger64]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dar-tuesday-371.jpg?w=500&h=307

 

[cowslinger64]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/wierd-signs-22.jpg?w=500&h=282



this is near where i lived in Michigan.

 

[kendra1980]

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this is near where i lived in Michigan.

You should put one of Mound up too


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdqU1NwuDHkqaDdT96I95s4fc5rGq0Qwu4GCp3qQ3H3clDvFTp&t=1

A business in Grand Cayman that always makes me smile.