Sexual Innuendos...

[Husker1987]

Hmmmm, but it tastes like chicken


http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm250/husker1987/Heinz_Commercial__Sexy_Chicken.jpg

 

[NeverWinterNite]

I have no words for this one.

http://is200.imagesocket.com/thumbs/2011/06/21/1jncwfullsizejpeg2ece.jpeg

 

[NeverWinterNite]

http://is100.imagesocket.com/thumbs/2011/06/21/imagesjpgpvgr.jpg

 

[Husker1987]

You should put one of Mound up too


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdqU1NwuDHkqaDdT96I95s4fc5rGq0Qwu4GCp3qQ3H3clDvFTp&t=1

A business in Grand Cayman that always makes me smile.

There's a town in Nebraska called Beaver Crossing

So is one in the bush really worth more than one in each hand?

 

[Husker1987]

I was asked this morning to "go buy a new sillcock handle because the old one is stripped and hard to grip"

Why do these things always happen to me?


http://http.cdnlayer.com/ec1images/raw/products/4/41747.jpg

 

[Husker1987]

I'd like to be pitching a tent with you in the mud

 

[fungatorgurl101]

We have a local oil change place here that everytime I drive by I just sorta smile...

SO...

The next time I need my fluids checked I am going to The Lube Dudes

 

[EllaPure]

Lyrics from Wet Dream - Kip Addotta

Wet Dream - youtube

It was April the Forty-first, being a quadruple leap year;
I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray,
and it was overheating.
So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal.
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?"...

..One of them was this cute little yellowtail, and she was givin' me the eye.
So I figured this was my chance for a little fun.
You know, piece of Pisces.

...I invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait.
I said, "C'mon baby, it'll only take a few minnows."
She threw me that same old line: "Not tonight, I got a haddock."

...Well, from then on we had a whale of a time. I took her to dinner;
I took her to dance; I bought her a bouquet of flounders.
And then I went home with her.
And what did I get for my trouble? A case of the clams.

 

[Husker1987]

Heard while watching the Women's World Cup soccer games...

"Some of these women can easily go for 90 minutes without taking a break."

 

[Husker1987]

Was going to post Pearl Necklace by ZZ Top.

Stumbled across this song...wowzers

MorrisonPoe ~ Pearl Necklace

Look for the lipstick, LOL