Short Philosophies.

[lesbiaphrodite]

Karma is real.

Drugs will kill you.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Love is sometimes not enough.

 

[gauchecritic]

Philosophy is for girls.

Do something, don't react.

Everyone has already paid.

Face value is all you'll ever get.

Money is nothing. The internet is everything.

 

[Trombonus]

All we are is dust in the wind

Be excellent to each other

Party on dude.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

"Beauty means nothing unless it is inhabited."--Monica Bellucci

The sage does nothing and causes no harm.

Beware anyone who says they have found "the truth."

"Everyone has a plan until they get hit."--Mike Tyson

 

[jomar]

All we are is dust in the wind

Be excellent to each other

Party on dude.

.....

 

[Trombonus]

.....

Words to live by.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Things I don't believe:

(a) Nice guys finish last.
(b) It's all subjective.
(c) People don't change.
(d) Government should intercede on behalf of charity.

 

[Liar]

Things I don't believe:

(a) Nice guys finish last.

How sad ain't the truth,
that thoughout their youth;
the nice guys finish last.

But in the long run
they are so much more fun
than guys that finish fast.

© Liar 2005

 

[English Lady]

How sad ain't the truth,
that thoughout their youth;
the nice guys finish last.

But in the long run
they are so much more fun
than guys that finish fast.

© Liar 2005

love it!

 

[xssve]

My philosophy? "It can always get worse".

 

[Lee Chambers]

All we are is dust in the wind

Be excellent to each other

Party on dude.

Preach on, brother.

 

[Lee Chambers]

Lee's Philosophy For Real World Survival

1 - Conceal your intentions

2 - Always say less than necessary

3 - Crush your enemy totally

4 - Do not commit to anyone

5 - Keep your hands clean

6 - Plan all the way to the end

7 - Think as you like but behave like others

8 - Despise the free lunch

9 - Never appear too perfect

10 - Assume formlessness

 

[shereads]

Sadly, No. 1 is demonstrably false.

Wow. Rox and I agree.

"Anything that can happen, will happen."

~ Stephen Hawking

 

[JamesSD]

Everyone could use a little more (good) sex in their life

 

[R. Richard]

"Anything that can happen, will happen."

~ Stephen Hawking

Hawking is a genius, but he has stated only part of the truth. The full statement, well known to computer programmers is: "Anything that can happen, will happen. Anything that cannot happen will still happen, only with less frequency than things that can happen."

 

[past_perfect]

Mu. ()

 

[Edward Teach]

Very, very, very true.

Eddie the Lumpy

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[Edward Teach]

"Anything that can happen, will happen."

~ Stephen Hawking

Probably needs to add, "and already has."

Edward the Philosophical

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[elsol]

People are stupid. -- (From a fantasy book of all things.)

People lie... (From House)

 

[glynndah]

I try to do the right things in hopes of balancing out all those times when I did, and will continue to do, the wrong things.

 

[shereads]

Hawking is a genius, but he has stated only part of the truth. The full statement, well known to computer programmers is: "Anything that can happen, will happen. Anything that cannot happen will still happen, only with less frequency than things that can happen."

Hawking was talking about time travel. He argues that, since time is infinite in both directions, anything that can happen, will happen - and anything that will happen, has already happened.

[/threadjack]

GAUCHE: philosophy is not just for girls. Philosophy is for the well-fed.

One more excellent reason not to be born in the slums of Calcutta. Even if we deserve it.

 

[shereads]

Probably needs to add, "and already has."

Edward the Philosophical

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He did. He will. See above.

 

[shereads]

"You can't dust for vomit."

~ Nigel Tufnel

 

[glynndah]

"You can't dust for vomit."

~ Nigel Tufnel

You can, however, dust for bunnies.

 

[Edward Teach]

He did. He will. See above.

I already did so many times I'm sick of it and I ain't not nearly through.

Got a dust pan?

infinite. Don't that have almost as many zeros as the Bush debt?