Short Philosophies.

[Liar]

"To be is to do" - Socrates
"To do is to be" - Sartre
"Do be do be do" - Sinatra

 

[Brute_Force]

Happiness lies within.

Life is like a box of chocolates.

Kindness is a dying art.

Justice is a luxury created for the very rich in order to keep the very poor in jail and out of their hair.

 

[damppanties]

"To be is to do" - Socrates
"To do is to be" - Sartre
"Do be do be do" - Sinatra

Scooby-do-be-do!

*shrug*

 

[Trombonus]

Scooby-do-be-do!

*shrug*

And a Yabba Dabba Doo too.

 

[Liar]

Life is like a box of chocolates.

Better act fast before someone else grabs the sweetest treats.

 

[Liar]

And a Yabba Dabba Doo too.

Aramalamadinggong.

 

[Brute_Force]

hee-hee/You're right! Gimme those chocolate creams first and then we're good to go.

 

[glynndah]

And a Yabba Dabba Doo too.

Don't forget:

"Da Do Run Run"

 

[Trombonus]

Don't forget:

"Da Do Run Run"

I actually don't know what that one's from.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Mine for today is...

Stay at least ten steps away and you'll be fine
If you wanted the chocolate you shouldnt have left it in front of a woman
I do bite so keep your fucking hand off my cake
The smart thing is to offer tea

 

[BonsaiBeauty]

Never interfere with a lady and her chocolate.

Never interfere with a man and his blowjob.

 

[jomar]

And a Yabba Dabba Doo too.

koo koo ka-joob

 

[ishtat]

Being right isn't always good enough - I know

 

[Guest]

All the ladies swoon when the tenor sings. . .

(But the bass takes them home.)

 

[jomar]

Drive slow in parking lots.

Always buy lemonade from a kid's stand.

 

[maggot420]

Happiness is no laughing matter

 

[cloudy]

Share your toys.

No matter how tough you are, there's always someone tougher.

No matter how little you have, there's always someone with less. Share what you have.

 

[maggot420]

You should never trust someone that says you can trust them...
trust me.

 

[shereads]

"To be is to do" - Socrates
"To do is to be" - Sartre
"Do be do be do" - Sinatra

A 3.7 on the five-point Coke Spew scale.

 

[glynndah]

I actually don't know what that one's from.

"Da doo ron ron ron
Da doo ron ron"
--'Da Doo Ron Ron,' The Crystals (1963)

Jeff Barry and Ellie Greenwich were part of the Brill Building songwriting mill in the early '60s, penning hits for several girl groups, including Phil Spector acts such as the Crystals. Having come up with the first line of the Crystals' new song, "I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still," the duo inserted the nonsense syllables "da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron" as a place holder. Suffice to say those words not only stayed in place, they became the song's hook, propelling the single to No. 3.

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.spinner.com/media/2007/05/the-crystals-200-053107.jpg

And, now, I feel really, really old.

 

[Trombonus]

And, now, I feel really, really old.

Nah, I'm just really really young.

Uh, but not too young.

 

[glynndah]

Nah, I'm just really really young.

Uh, but not too young.

Oh, and Shaun Cassidy covered it years (decades) later.

 

[Lee Chambers]

Oh, and Shaun Cassidy covered it years (decades) later.

If it makes you feel any better Glynndah, I knew what song you were talking about and not the Shaun Cassidy version.

 

[shereads]

1) Drugs will kill you.

2) Drugs will cure you.

3) Sweeping generalizations are easy to disprove.

4) Money can't buy happiness. But it can solve some of the problems that contribute to unhappiness.

 

[only_more_so]

You should never trust someone that says you can trust them...
trust me.

For some reason this reminds me of the advice from the coach in Teen Wolf:

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.