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Skateboards in naked, has a cruise around and steels Siennas Fridge. :D Exit stage left

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*Pushes in the brand new fridge and notices the old packed out one is mysteriously missing*

That's handy. They even arrange to take the rubish away on Lit.

:D :D :D :D
 
Hi Sie, :kiss: 's and *huggggggggggggggggs* Hi Tony, ^5's m8, hey! how tall are you? LOL and of course :rose: 's for the girls :)

Ummmmm a fridge fetish! not one I have come across b4! I guess it takes all sorts :rolleyes: What do you keep in that fridge anyway? Frozen Mars bars perhaps? :p :devil: hehehehehe

See you all soon folks, have fun and Sweet Dreams :heart: to all xxxx
 
TonyRajTiger said:
*Pushes in the brand new fridge and notices the old packed out one is mysteriously missing*

That's handy. They even arrange to take the rubish away on Lit.

:D :D :D :D

LMAO!!....... Nice one T :).......very sneaky :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :)
 
Originally posted by Dreamweaver32
Hi Sie, :kiss: 's and *huggggggggggggggggs* Hi Tony, ^5's m8, hey! how tall are you? LOL and of course :rose: 's for the girls :)

Ummmmm a fridge fetish! not one I have come across b4! I guess it takes all sorts... What do you keep in that fridge anyway? Frozen Mars bars perhaps? hehehehehe

See you all soon folks, have fun and Sweet Dreams :heart: to all xxxx

HIYA!Dreamweaver32.....huggggggsssss :kiss: :rose: :)

Thanx for dropping in and I will pass on your regards to everyone.

TRT by the way is.....almost 6'...I have not measured that part of him really....something else fascinated me instead :D

Take care :)
 
Sienna revisited

Hi Sienna----Remember Ole Jabo 69??????????????

Glad to see you doing so well...........

And how is the lovely Julie?? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

How is Tony Tiger and the Wee One???????


~~~HOT HORNY JABO~~~:p
 
TonyRajTiger said:
*Pushes in the brand new fridge and notices the old packed out one is mysteriously missing*

That's handy. They even arrange to take the rubish away on Lit.

:D :D :D :D


Gets home and discovers fridge he stole is knackered. BALLLLLLLLS :(
 
Re: Sienna revisited

Jabo 69 said:
Hi Sienna----Remember Ole Jabo 69??????????????
Glad to see you doing so well...........
And how is the lovely Julie?? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
How is Tony Tiger and the Wee One???????
~~~HOT HORNY JABO~~~:p

Hi Jabo :)

Everyone here is good thanx ..... :rose:
 
Hi Sienna,

Thanks for the new story list... wow...

You are very inspirational. I am writing a story on one of my dwarven heroes at the moment... Sargent Jak... but that is not going to be on the Lit boards, it being for more open consumption and all...

Have a great night:rose: :kiss:
 
Originally posted by PepperTed
Hi Sienna,

Thanks for the new story list... wow...

You are very inspirational. I am writing a story on one of my dwarven heroes at the moment... Sargent Jak... but that is not going to be on the Lit boards, it being for more open consumption and all...

Have a great night:rose: :kiss:

Good luck with your story PepperTed..... :kiss: :rose:

:)
 
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Sneaks a look through the window
AHH a new fridge, carefully opens door, steps in and
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sex200561 said:

Sneaks a look through the window...
AHH a new fridge, carefully opens door, steps in and

...hides behind kitchen door and smacks Sex over the head with a rolled up newspaper....

uh uh...no way! :D
 
Hi Folks, throws some :rose: 's and :kiss: 's to Sie, ^5's to Tony and a :rose: to each of the girls. Just pops in to see how the saga of the fridge is progressing :D

Ah! Like the way you have it bolted securely to the floor T, quick thinking. Has a quick look inside and sees a frozen Mars bar missing. ;) at Sie, that's not a :eek: I see Sie, is it? :D :D :D hehehe

Anyway, seems time for a couple of jokes, b4 getting down to some writing, so here they are ...........
 
BEER !!


A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife,

"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said,

"Quick, bring me another beer. It's going to start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said,

“Quick, another beer before it starts." That's it! She blows her top!

"You bastard! You waltz in here, you flop your fat carcass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize, that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed,

"It's started!"
 
WHICH WOULD U CHOOSE? CAKE OR BED?

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts.

"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks
now". He looks at her and says angrily;

"Fix the light now? Does it look like I have an electricians' logo printed
on my forehead? I don't think so!" The wife asks,

"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he
replied,

"Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Hotpoint written on my
forehead? I don't think so"
.
"Fine!" she says, "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're
about to break"

“I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps", he says.” Does it
look like I have Woodies DIY written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had
enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!" So he goes to the bar and drinks for a
couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he has treated his wife, and
decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps
are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he
goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

"Honey" he asks, "How'd all this get fixed?" She said,

"Well when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me
what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do
was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake." He said,

"So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied,

"Hellooooooo....... Do you see Delia Smith written on my forehead? I don't think so!"


Take care Folks, have Sweet Dreams and see you soon

:heart: to all :kiss: :devil: :kiss: :D
 
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Huggggggssssss Dreamweaver32 :D


:kiss: :rose:


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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sex, waeing camoflage cloathing, and with his face blacked out sneaks through the back door spanner in hand ;)
 
sex200561 said:
Sex, waeing camoflage cloathing, and with his face blacked out sneaks through the back door spanner in hand ;)


....Sex trips over a bucket of wallpaper adhesive and sets off burglar alarm....:eek:
 
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Sienna said:
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bump........


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Squelch, Slip, Slide
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Sex covered in stickey stuff slides out the door across the patio and lands inRose bush.

Slinks of quietley to plut next assault ;)
 
sex200561 said:

Sex covered in stickey stuff slides out the door across the patio and lands inRose bush.

Slinks of quietley to plut next assault ;)

LOL!! Nice try Sex.... :D

:kiss: :rose:
 
sex200561 said:

Sex covered in stickey stuff slides out the door across the patio and lands inRose bush.
Slinks of quietley to plut next assault ;)

*gives Sex a hand getting out of the rose bushes*

You should have said. I would have given you a key to the front door.

*Looking at the white slimey stuff all over Sex*

I hope thats wallpaper paste!!!

:D

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The mystery visitor - probably Julianna trying to find her password - dozy @/=

:D
 
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