Sigh! I am soooo...Horny!

I have a question....do you really do the mambo....wooohooooooo .....I used to go next door after we close the bar and play the tamborine w/the dance group....ahhhh the good old days...Memories...what wld we do without them;)
 
wildrose70 said:
I have a question....do you really do the mambo....wooohooooooo .....I used to go next door after we close the bar and play the tamborine w/the dance group....ahhhh the good old days...Memories...what wld we do without them;)

Yes i do mambo, I love it and the music. I made it to the silver level and would like to take it further but have had to postpone that for a while. The women who dance it look sooo sexy and the men are Macho! Unless you are an effeminate Gay, then the macho part does not count.....:)
 
John Roberts said:
Yes i do mambo, I love it and the music. I made it to the silver level and would like to take it further but have had to postpone that for a while. The women who dance it look sooo sexy and the men are Macho! Unless you are an effeminate Gay, then the macho part does not count.....:)

Wonderful...the music is so sensual...the dance so erotic...I must admit I have never danced the mambo...but I slowwwwwwww dance very well:D When I worked at the bar..it was during the disco area...the BeeJee's....John Travolta...we had a dance floor and had the whole thing...lites...it was a pleasure to go to work:rose: and I remember on effeminate Gay...who I loved to do the disco with.....
 
Got to agree with KG, i'm horny 24/7 also. The one I want to be with is too far away to help. Great thread
 
Horny ?? What an understatemnent.......*deep soul shattering sigh*....

How long can a person be sexually frustrated before going legally insane ??
 
Whispered_Promises said:
Horny ?? What an understatemnent.......*deep soul shattering sigh*....

How long can a person be sexually frustrated before going legally insane ??
I don't know, but i don't think I have much longer before reaching the point of insanity.
 
Vinde said:
Got to agree with KG, i'm horny 24/7 also. The one I want to be with is too far away to help. Great thread

I am in the same boat Vinde my lady is too far away, I believe we will see her here if she ever starts playing on LiT again.
 
Whispered_Promises said:
I am truly beginning to believe I am teetering on the brink....

Hang in there friends think non horny thoughts.....Politics...uh....baseball....ah.......forget it! Can I get you a drink?
 
John Roberts said:
Hang in there friends think non horny thoughts.....Politics...uh....baseball....ah.......forget it! Can I get you a drink?
I would love one. Maybe it will take our minds off other problems. . .
 
John Roberts said:
Hang in there friends think non horny thoughts.....Politics...uh....baseball....ah.......forget it! Can I get you a drink?

Hell yeah !! A bottle of tequila just might be right !!
 
Ok Ok so when does the sex begin??? Sheeeeesh all talk and no action...:rolleyes: Guess it is me and my butterfly tonight...:p
 
1sexylady said:
Ok Ok so when does the sex begin??? Sheeeeesh all talk and no action...:rolleyes: Guess it is me and my butterfly tonight...:p

Awwww....I am sorry,......I have been feeding them booze since the thread started....he...he....
Hello 1sexylady! Don't give up hope.....I do not believe we can mambo(you are too tall for me to lead...he..he...or maybe you should lead me....hmmm there is a thought)...
 
Mmmmmmm........

body shots......*warm tingling feeling*

Damn.....wasn't this supposed to take my mind off of sex ?!
 
Re: Mmmmmmm........

Whispered_Promises said:
body shots......*warm tingling feeling*

Damn.....wasn't this supposed to take my mind off of sex ?!

Oh you are not to the silly drunk state yet....do a couple of more shots...the numbness will set in......watch out for walls and let your sober friends do the driving or if you want just sit in one of those loungers over there....the janitor will let you out in the morning..
 
Hmmmm.......I think it is time to go tuck myself into my lonely bed and cuddle with my pillow...* sighs*.....drunk and horny now....damn !!

Night everyone.....:kiss: :rose: :kiss:
 
No horny people today? Bless your hearts you got laid.:)
Or have hangovers from yesterday.......the bar is open.....Teddy serve em up!
 
Re: As a matter of fact J.R..............

MY-Sir's-k- said:
A Slow Comfortable Screw would be most welcum! :D :D


-kym- :nana: :nana:


Oh my! <he raises his eyebrows in an innocent fashion>

Is that an invitation? <all the men at the bar sit at attention and take notice their many eyes staring across the room at the lovely woman>
 
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Hey i haven't had a sex on the beach in a longtime. I was talking about the drink, but now that I mention it hmmmm. . .
Oh hell just pour me a shot of tequila.
 
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