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[lovemonster]

I Wanna Be Your Underwear ~ Bryan Adams

And how you're feeling affects me how??

Public display...I'm an egotistical bastard who likes to show off.

I do accept bribes...paypal, Mastercard, or a packet of Earl Grey tea.

The Pleasure Skin - Gary Numan

Well, surely you want an active participant in the hot sex or are you a sleep sex fetishist?

So do I have to make it clear they were done at your command too?

Trinkets and jewellery?

 

[Essa]

I Smell Pussy - 50 Cent

Excellent, what did you get done? I've always wanted to go get one....had the piercings done instead...mind you, I might be getting another one of those soon....

Oh, it certainly does....and I certainly count you as one of my very favourite people

Fishy ~ Philmore

I had a rose put on my leg, didn't hurt a bit Another piercing? sounds very interesting

You're such a smooth talker

 

[Essa]

White, Clean And Neat? ~ Robert Plant

Yup, I reckoned back then I'd buy a distillery...eventually.

No, I was told...no, I wasn't told ...lemme think...Wow, look a Magpie - how rare...

Of course I'll leave your legs alone gorgeous, and in a couple of weeks when you get your tongue pierced I'll leave that alone as well...but luckily it's not pierced for this week.

I Was Thinking I Could Clean Up For Christmas? ~ Aimee Mann

Well you've certainly drank enough to become a walking distillery

I'm very surprised you didn't see that pair of great tits flying just above the magpie

Because my legs are so sore I can't possibly do menial tasks like cooking, cleaning, washing, attending to your every needs think you'll manage?
My tongue will not be pierced, I reckon when you find out it will be out of action for 6 weeks...you'll change your mind

 

[lovemonster]

Fishy ~ Philmore

I had a rose put on my leg, didn't hurt a bit Another piercing? sounds very interesting

You're such a smooth talker

The Lure Of The Sea - The Beautiful South

Yes, I saw it, looks very pretty Hehehehe....yes, just gotta get the courage to go get it done.....

LOL....nah, not me, I never say anything I don't mean...

 

[Kylan]

The Pleasure Skin - Gary Numan

Well, surely you want an active participant in the hot sex or are you a sleep sex fetishist?

So do I have to make it clear they were done at your command too?

Trinkets and jewellery?

Skin Against Skin ~ Dj Krush

Oh, I reckon I'd be able to get you moving...I'd tickle your feet.

Not at all, your 'Venus in Furs' set can be our secret...and because nobody reads this thread to see what's going on, they'll never know whose idea it was

Sure, or you could buy me a car.

 

[lovemonster]

Skin Against Skin ~ Dj Krush

Oh, I reckon I'd be able to get you moving...I'd tickle your feet.

Not at all, your 'Venus in Furs' set can be our secret...and because nobody reads this thread to see what's going on, they'll never know whose idea it was

Sure, or you could buy me a car.

Barenaked - Jennifer Love Hewitt

Well that would help if I had ticklish feet.....

That's good, I mean I wouldn't want everyone to know I'm under your command...

I could. Any particular model you were after?

 

[Kylan]

I Was Thinking I Could Clean Up For Christmas? ~ Aimee Mann

Well you've certainly drank enough to become a walking distillery

I'm very surprised you didn't see that pair of great tits flying just above the magpie

Because my legs are so sore I can't possibly do menial tasks like cooking, cleaning, washing, attending to your every needs think you'll manage?
My tongue will not be pierced, I reckon when you find out it will be out of action for 6 weeks...you'll change your mind

Dirty Woman ~ White Lion

I did have my moments, didn't I...such fun I had...

You know me pet, I've only got eyes for your great tits

Course I'll manage. Just make us a cup of tea while I work out my rota. Six weeks!!! Now that's just being melodramatic...you'll be fine after an hour or so .

 

[Kylan]

Barenaked - Jennifer Love Hewitt

Well that would help if I had ticklish feet.....

That's good, I mean I wouldn't want everyone to know I'm under your command...

I could. Any particular model you were after?

Flesh For Fantasy ~ Billy Idol

Now beautiful, you can't fool me. All you Blonde bombshells have ticklish feet.

Nope, people might talk and then my pristine Internet would be destroyed.

Nope, I'm not fussy...as long as it's a 1955 Coral and Grey Chevrolet Bel Air Convertible with a 265 V8, power glide transmission, power steering, wonderbar radio with front and rear bumper dress-up...Oh and some furry dice

 

[lovemonster]

Flesh For Fantasy ~ Billy Idol

Now beautiful, you can't fool me. All you Blonde bombshells have ticklish feet.

Nope, people might talk and then my pristine Internet would be destroyed.

Nope, I'm not fussy...as long as it's a 1955 Coral and Grey Chevrolet Bel Air Convertible with a 265 V8, power glide transmission, power steering, wonderbar radio with front and rear bumper dress-up...Oh and some furry dice

Do You Wanna Touch Me? - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Well, I musn't be a bombshell then, coz I don't....

Of course we wouldn't want to damage that rep of yours....

Ok, I have the furry dice.......*wanders off to start looking for the rest*

 

[Kylan]

Do You Wanna Touch Me? - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Well, I musn't be a bombshell then, coz I don't....

Of course we wouldn't want to damage that rep of yours....

Ok, I have the furry dice.......*wanders off to start looking for the rest*

You Know How I Do ~ Taking Back Sunday

O.k, I shall just put some barbed wire in your shoes...

Daganabbit, you know me well...even when I leave you with an incomplete thought because of my slight headache you manage to make sense of it

Don't forget the dice has to be pink.....

 

[lovemonster]

You Know How I Do ~ Taking Back Sunday

O.k, I shall just put some barbed wire in your shoes...

Daganabbit, you know me well...even when I leave you with an incomplete thought because of my slight headache you manage to make sense of it

Don't forget the dice has to be pink.....

Show Me The Way - Chicago

Oh, that's so thoughtful of you....mind you you'll have to stand me up for them to have the proper effect....

LOL...well, I'm not just a pretty face.....

Oh, but of course.....I have a stock of all colours in the garage....got 'em cheap on Ebay.....

 

[Kylan]

Show Me The Way - Chicago

Oh, that's so thoughtful of you....mind you you'll have to stand me up for them to have the proper effect....

LOL...well, I'm not just a pretty face.....

Oh, but of course.....I have a stock of all colours in the garage....got 'em cheap on Ebay.....

You Know It ~ Cher

Nope, apparently if you just tighten the straps it has an effect...so I'm told

No, you've a pretty hot body going on there as well.

Please don't tell me you're an E-bay addict...is that where you buy your Jilly Cooper books?

 

[lovemonster]

You Know It ~ Cher

Nope, apparently if you just tighten the straps it has an effect...so I'm told

No, you've a pretty hot body going on there as well.

Please don't tell me you're an E-bay addict...is that where you buy your Jilly Cooper books?

Do It All Night - Prince


Hmmm, yes, I can see how that would work....

Are you trying to make me blush again?

Buy them? Nah, I just steal them from the local library....

 

[Kylan]

Do It All Night - Prince


Hmmm, yes, I can see how that would work....

Are you trying to make me blush again?

Buy them? Nah, I just steal them from the local library....

All Day And All Of The Night ~ The Kinks

Really?? Can you explain it to me...

Not at all...I would have no idea how to make such a gorgeous woman blush.

Jilly Cooper books are not to be taken lightly...I grap them firmly and throw them as far away as I can.

 

[lovemonster]

All Day And All Of The Night ~ The Kinks

Really?? Can you explain it to me...

Not at all...I would have no idea how to make such a gorgeous woman blush.

Jilly Cooper books are not to be taken lightly...I grap them firmly and throw them as far away as I can.

Each And Every Day Of The Year - The Rolling Stones

How about I just show you instead, take off your shoes....

So it's just something you do instinctively then?

LOL....no ritual burning or anything then?

 

[Kylan]

Each And Every Day Of The Year - The Rolling Stones

How about I just show you instead, take off your shoes....

So it's just something you do instinctively then?

LOL....no ritual burning or anything then?

I Don't Like Mondays ~ Tori Amos

By myself??

No idea...It just comes naturally,

Would you really waste a matche on a Jilly Cooper tome?

 

[lovemonster]

I Don't Like Mondays ~ Tori Amos

By myself??

No idea...It just comes naturally,

Would you really waste a matche on a Jilly Cooper tome?

I Can Make It Better - Luther Vandross

Yeah, you've got some barbed wire there haven't you?

Yes, lots of things come naturally when you're around I imagine....

Well, not on one....maybe a whole pile....

 

[Kylan]

I Can Make It Better - Luther Vandross

Yeah, you've got some barbed wire there haven't you?

Yes, lots of things come naturally when you're around I imagine....

Well, not on one....maybe a whole pile....

How? ~ The Cranberries

Yup, I use it to comb my chest. It's ideal for removing dried in pizza.

I can think of one thing that would come naturally if you were in the immediate vicinity.

Does crap burn well?

 

[lovemonster]

How? ~ The Cranberries

Yup, I use it to comb my chest. It's ideal for removing dried in pizza.

I can think of one thing that would come naturally if you were in the immediate vicinity.

Does crap burn well?

I Can Make You Feel Good - Shalamar

Well, just take a little of it and place it in your shoe for me, there's a love....the wire, not the dried in pizza.....

Hmmm.....I think I might be thinking about what you're thinking about....

Oh yes, it goes up a treat..

 

[Kylan]

I Can Make You Feel Good - Shalamar

Well, just take a little of it and place it in your shoe for me, there's a love....the wire, not the dried in pizza.....

Hmmm.....I think I might be thinking about what you're thinking about....

Oh yes, it goes up a treat..

After The Stripshow? ~ At Down They Sleep

Can I eat the pizza off it first...I'm a bit peckish.

I'm thinking that you're thinking exactly what I'm thinking that you're thinking...I think

Well I s'pose it's better then using them Jilly Cooper things for compost. You might kill the roses....

I gotta go, you wonderful example of womanhood. Take good care of you and yours and enjoy your weekend.

 

[Essa]

The Lure Of The Sea - The Beautiful South

Yes, I saw it, looks very pretty Hehehehe....yes, just gotta get the courage to go get it done.....

LOL....nah, not me, I never say anything I don't mean...

Ice Water ~ Cat Power


You'll be fine, I'm the mardiest person I've ever known and I survived....just

Erm...fluffy mints coming my way springs to mind...

 

[Essa]

Dirty Woman ~ White Lion

I did have my moments, didn't I...such fun I had...

You know me pet, I've only got eyes for your great tits

Course I'll manage. Just make us a cup of tea while I work out my rota. Six weeks!!! Now that's just being melodramatic...you'll be fine after an hour or so .

Whore, filthy Whore ~ Nattefrost

What do you mean had??...you haven't stopped yet

Yeah yeah and the next woman's pair and the next woman's pair and the...need I really go on?

You'll just never get it will you, I can't lift the kettle with my bad leg, it's impossible and as for the tongue piercing I'll get mine when you get yours...deal?

 

[hotsxylady]

Whore, filthy Whore ~ Nattefrost

What do you mean had??...you haven't stopped yet

Yeah yeah and the next woman's pair and the next woman's pair and the...need I really go on?

You'll just never get it will you, I can't lift the kettle with my bad leg, it's impossible and as for the tongue piercing I'll get mine when you get yours...deal?

Sex Machine ~ James Brown

 

[Essa]

Sex Machine ~ James Brown

You Don't Want Me Bad Enough ~ Michael Bolton


Fancy seeing you here

 

[lovemonster]

After The Stripshow? ~ At Down They Sleep

Can I eat the pizza off it first...I'm a bit peckish.

I'm thinking that you're thinking exactly what I'm thinking that you're thinking...I think

Well I s'pose it's better then using them Jilly Cooper things for compost. You might kill the roses....

I gotta go, you wonderful example of womanhood. Take good care of you and yours and enjoy your weekend.

Private Dancer - Tina Turner

Yeah, no problem, doesn't she feed you?

I think that you should tell me what you were thinking about so we can compare notes..

LOL...we wouldn't want to do that....but we can always rip the pages out and use them for toilet paper...

Have a good night Kylan and take care