Essa said:Ice Water ~ Cat Power
You'll be fine, I'm the mardiest person I've ever known and I survived....just
Erm...fluffy mints coming my way springs to mind...
Essa said:Whore, filthy Whore ~ Nattefrost
What do you mean had??...you haven't stopped yet
Yeah yeah and the next woman's pair and the next woman's pair and the...need I really go on?
You'll just never get it will you, I can't lift the kettle with my bad leg, it's impossible
That's Why I Love You ~ Lucie Silvas
lovemonster said:Private Dancer - Tina Turner
Yeah, no problem, doesn't she feed you?
I think that you should tell me what you were thinking about so we can compare notes..
LOL...we wouldn't want to do that....but we can always rip the pages out and use them for toilet paper...
Have a good night Kylan and take care
I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor ~ Arctic Monkeys
Kylan said:
Yup, she does...but I like to keep some leftovers in my chest rug. I can't afford a gold medallion you see.
Oh the usual kinda stuff...pulleys,chains, ball-gags and lead tipped floggers.
Nope, I reckon a lot of the Jilly Cooper stuff would float...imagine the embarrassment if people were to call round.
lovemonster said:Dancing Queen - ABBA
Oh, I bet that looks really sexy....do you have the shirt open to the navel too?
Oh that's a surprise, I thought you'd be thinking of something much worse than that..
LOL...yes there is that, maybe the lighter fuel and match is the best solution after all
Shake For Me ~ Stevie Ray Vaughan
Kylan said:
Only the top six buttons...you know how shy I am.
I'm trying to change my ways...looking as delicious as you do isn't helping my cause any though. Please continue
Lighter fluid and cotton buds (Q-tips) can be useful.
lovemonster said:Body Talk - Imagination
Of course you are....just a shame those 6 buttons are so far apart isn't it....
I shall try my best, just for you...
I don't know if I dare ask.....
I Want Your Body ~ Dj Bobo
Kylan said:
You think maybe I should start waxing my chest then?
You don't have to try you manage just fine naturally
Erm...it's possibly best if you don't because I have no idea what I'm talking about.
lovemonster said:Every Part Of Me? - Victoria Beckham
No, just buy shirts where the 6th button isn't down by your nuts....
Well, being this natural takes lots of practice..
LOL....that makes two of us then....
Body... And Soul ~Carly Simon
Kylan said:
What have my pea-nuts got to do with my shirt??? You're cyberin' in Yahoo and not concentrating again, aren't you?
I have the same problem with my innocence. People just don't believe the work that goes into it.
Can you Google 'Fireplay' and take notes?
lovemonster said:I'm All For You - Billie Holiday
LOL....you know I don't cyber in Yahoo....I only do it in MSN....
I know, I mean I have a hard time believing in your innocence....you're gonna have to work hard to convince me...
Is that what you did?
You've Been Cheatin' ~ The Impressions
Kylan said:
Damn, I wish I had MSN now, but I can't afford it
But would I lie to you? *flutters eyelashes*
No, I was afraid to...you never know what you find on the Net.
lovemonster said:I'm All Yours - Rachel Lampa
LOL....well I can always make an exception for the right person...
You want me to answer that??
Well, how did you know about the cotton bud and lighter fluid trick then?
You've Got Me Right Where You Want Me ~ Reba Mcentire lovemonster said:Freezing Torment - Incubus
LOL...well in that case it should be a cinch...
You'll get it.....I just didn't say when....
Kylan said:
It's your fault. You're so gorgeous I get drunk so I can see two of you...
Yeah, yeah...like you blush terribly when your weapons of mass distraction are displayed.
I got mine last night...I'm taking it that means you're ready for domestic duties as well
Kylan said:
Damn I wish I had Yahoo, but I can't afford it
I could never lie, why 'twould be a sin.
Oh, someone just mentioned it in passing (I SHOULDN'T USE LIGHTER FLUID FIRST TIME) I paid no attention whatsoever.
Essa said:Cold As Ice ~ Matt Dusk
A piece of cake
Now where have I heard that line before?
lovemonster said:Frozen - Madonna
No, I don't think I'll get a piece of cake....a little devil or a flower maybe....
I wonder.....don't tell me I have something in common with him......
Essa said:Ice Ice Baby ~ Vanila Ice
A rose would look good or your Mans name tattooed...
So you like the idea of steel tipped floggers as well?
I'm off in a mo, catch you later, enjoy the rest of your night
lovemonster said:Angel In The Snow - A-Ha
No names.....you never know when you might fancy a change...
Ummmm........no comment.....
You have a good night too sexy
Essa said:A Love Like Ours ~ Elastica
Two of me might not be such a bad thing...double the pleasure
My weapons of mass destruction are always on full alert, they're kind of hard to miss
I'm not at all ready for domestic duties but bedroom duties...that's a different matter
Tainted Love ~ Marilyn Manson
lovemonster said:Man In Chains - Spandau Ballet
You do know it's free now, don't you....
And this bothers you because........?
Of course you wouldn't listen, you know best after all.......
Don't Be Foolish ~ Snoop Dogg
Kylan said:
No!! Is it?? Wow - I must look into some day. Will you be my first eva buddy?
I have no idea why sin bothers me so much...must be my wholesome upbringing
Course I do...watched all the goals and everything. Such a shame when George Best passed away.
lovemonster said:Just An Illusion - Imagination
Yeah, go on then, I'll talk to you when nobody else will....
I can see that, you being a good Irish catholic and all...
It was. The local off-licences must have seen their profits halved in one fell swoop.....
A Dream Of Dancing Shadows? ~ Amortis 
