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[lovemonster]

A Dream Of Dancing Shadows? ~ Amortis

Aww fanks - you're a real friend...and you get bonus points for looking gorgeous.

Yup, the fear of fire and brimstone was drilled into us at an early age. See how it worked?

He did like a drink or two. But at least he was funny. Unlike Mr. and Mrs. Posh Beckam.

Nightmare Be Thy Name - Mercyful Fate

You're welcome. Now stop following me around like a puppy and shagging my leg please.

Oh yeah, worked a real treat didn't it.....

Well they might be the most miserable and dumb people on earth....but I wouldn't mind being a couple of million behind them....

 

[Kylan]

Nightmare Be Thy Name - Mercyful Fate

You're welcome. Now stop following me around like a puppy and shagging my leg please.

Oh yeah, worked a real treat didn't it.....

Well they might be the most miserable and dumb people on earth....but I wouldn't mind being a couple of million behind them....

Hi My Name Is John ~ Mu330

O.k - I wanna wee anyway...now where's that settee...

Yup, I make sure the brat says her prayers every night before I allow her to bed

Like I always say...a fool and his money should never have got together in the first place.

 

[lovemonster]

Hi My Name Is John ~ Mu330

O.k - I wanna wee anyway...now where's that settee...

Yup, I make sure the brat says her prayers every night before I allow her to bed

Like I always say...a fool and his money should never have got together in the first place.

Heart With Your Name On It - Gloria Estefan

I'll rub your nose in it if you do....

Yes, but she's supposed to pray to him in the sky, not the person who thinks he's him in the sky....

I thought they were easily parted....but what do I know, I'm a woman after all...

 

[Kylan]

Heart With Your Name On It - Gloria Estefan

I'll rub your nose in it if you do....

Yes, but she's supposed to pray to him in the sky, not the person who thinks he's him in the sky....

I thought they were easily parted....but what do I know, I'm a woman after all...

Tattoo Coward ~ Tankard

I'll wait 'til you bend to get me a bone then I'll slip you a bone of my own

I do not think I'm a deity...I knowit

Yes, you are...is there any Man around you could ask what to think?

 

[lovemonster]

Tattoo Coward ~ Tankard

I'll wait 'til you bend to get me a bone then I'll slip you a bone of my own

I do not think I'm a deity...I knowit

Yes, you are...is there any Man around you could ask what to think?

Pictures On Your Skin - Anouk

Now you know you'll be going to the vets to be sorted out if you're not careful...

A legend in your own mind huh?

No, there's a dearth of men around here at the moment, can you tell me what to think until one gets here please?

 

[Kylan]

Pictures On Your Skin - Anouk

Now you know you'll be going to the vets to be sorted out if you're not careful...

A legend in your own mind huh?

No, there's a dearth of men around here at the moment, can you tell me what to think until one gets here please?

The First Cut Is The Deepest ~ Rod Stewart

That's a bit ruff

Well something has to fill the vacant space between my ears

Well, you could think of doing womanly duties

 

[lovemonster]

The First Cut Is The Deepest ~ Rod Stewart

That's a bit ruff

Well something has to fill the vacant space between my ears

Well, you could think of doing womanly duties

Uncut, Pure - Big Daddy Kane

Well, you have to control those urges when I have guests round....save it for later

I thought those tortuous sadistic ideas that you never seem to have were doing that...

Well, I could....but then I'd have to leave the computer and you wouldn't be able to tell me what to do....

 

[Kylan]

Uncut, Pure - Big Daddy Kane

Well, you have to control those urges when I have guests round....save it for later

I thought those tortuous sadistic ideas that you never seem to have were doing that...

Well, I could....but then I'd have to leave the computer and you wouldn't be able to tell me what to do....

Bionic Cock ~ Today Is The Day

What time does 'Later' get here and is she as adorable as you?

Oh look...a concrete, soundproof room with a one-way mirror and a smaller room beside it - I wonder what that's for....sorry, did you say something

I could leave a message...but alas, I gotta go. It felt real, real good to see you this am Lovemonster. The pleasure, as usual, has all been mine. Enjoy your day you delictable creature and stay well

 

[lovemonster]

Bionic Cock ~ Today Is The Day

What time does 'Later' get here and is she as adorable as you?

Oh look...a concrete, soundproof room with a one-way mirror and a smaller room beside it - I wonder what that's for....sorry, did you say something

I could leave a message...but alas, I gotta go. It felt real, real good to see you this am Lovemonster. The pleasure, as usual, has all been mine. Enjoy your day you delictable creature and stay well

Best Cock On The Block - Bitch & Animal

Oh, and I thought you were a one woman man....ok, two woman...oh hang on, there's your secretary too....three woman....oh bugger it, she'll be here at half past two....

Me, say something? No, not at all......you can stop setting up the video camera now....

Awww, you're leaving me desolate and alone again.....I shall have to sit in the corner and cry....you have a good day Kylan, it's been wonderful to chat....

 

[Essa]

Angel In The Snow - A-Ha

No names.....you never know when you might fancy a change...

Ummmm........no comment.....

You have a good night too sexy

Frosty The Snowman ~ Beach Boys

Shouldn't be a problem can you imagine the look on peoples faces when they see a list of men as long as your arm..on your arm

I'll take that as a no then...

 

[lovemonster]

Frosty The Snowman ~ Beach Boys

Shouldn't be a problem can you imagine the look on peoples faces when they see a list of men as long as your arm..on your arm

I'll take that as a no then...

Snow Balls - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

LOL...yeah, it's all the crossings out that spoil the look though....

You can take it how you like, I will neither confirm or deny your supposition....

Afternoon sexy

 

[Essa]

Tainted Love ~ Marilyn Manson

Double the pleasure would be good...but I'd have to send one of you home in the evening as I couldn't afford two of you.

Really, I hadn't noticed - It was your blinding conversational skills that attracted me to you. Mind you, I'm shallow...

I was thinking more along the lines of cellar duties...

Scarred For Life ~ Vice Squad

I should hope so as well, I spend enough to make up for ten of me, or maybe you could just go get another job

So it had nothing to do with me tits hanging out me top and the skirt so short you could tell I had no knickers on then?

Cellar duties it is then

 

[Essa]

Snow Balls - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

LOL...yeah, it's all the crossings out that spoil the look though....

You can take it how you like, I will neither confirm or deny your supposition....

Afternoon sexy

Whose Afraid Of Yellow Snow? ~ Squealer

Yeah but you could have fun remembering them all when you're old, your mind might go but you'd only have to glance at your arm to remember the good times

I'll take that as a no then

Afternoon to you beautiful hope you're having a good one

 

[lovemonster]

Whose Afraid Of Yellow Snow? ~ Squealer

Yeah but you could have fun remembering them all when you're old, your mind might go but you'd only have to glance at your arm to remember the good times

I'll take that as a no then

Afternoon to you beautiful hope you're having a good one

Pissing In The Wind - Badly Drawn Boy

Yeah, but you'd be looking at all the names wondering why they were on your arm in the first place. In fact, you'd probably be wondering who's arm it was.....

I'll confirm that I won't confirm or deny that....

Yeah, it's not bad thanks....how's yours going?

 

[Essa]

Pissing In The Wind - Badly Drawn Boy

Yeah, but you'd be looking at all the names wondering why they were on your arm in the first place. In fact, you'd probably be wondering who's arm it was.....

I'll confirm that I won't confirm or deny that....

Yeah, it's not bad thanks....how's yours going?

Territorial Pissing ~ Nirvana


True but it would be so much fun even thinking you had such a good time when you were young

I won't tell anyone you can type it in your next post, no one but me has to know

Lovely wonderful child free day for me, cost me a fortune but I got rid for the day

 

[lovemonster]

Territorial Pissing ~ Nirvana


True but it would be so much fun even thinking you had such a good time when you were young

I won't tell anyone you can type it in your next post, no one but me has to know

Lovely wonderful child free day for me, cost me a fortune but I got rid for the day

Draw The Line - Aerosmith

And then forgetting it two seconds later....

Ok, I'll type it in my next post then....

Woohoo!! Grandparents have my two for the day, but I gotta work....

 

[Essa]

Draw The Line - Aerosmith

And then forgetting it two seconds later....

Ok, I'll type it in my next post then....

Woohoo!! Grandparents have my two for the day, but I gotta work....

Paint A Vulgar Picture ~ The Smiths

Lol we've all got it to come so you thought about where you're having your tattoo yet?

I shall await it earnestly

Sucks don't it, well look on the bright side...you're still free of the little angels

 

[lovemonster]

Paint A Vulgar Picture ~ The Smiths

Lol we've all got it to come so you thought about where you're having your tattoo yet?

I shall await it earnestly

Sucks don't it, well look on the bright side...you're still free of the little angels

Drip, Drip, Drip - Chumbawumba

Yup...mind you, the orgies in the old folks home are gonna be fun...

Yup, think I'm gonna have it just on top of my buttock on the hip line....might pop down there this afternoon and have a look at designs, find out how much it's going to cost...

You're very patient, aren't you?

That's very true. Someone else gets to listen to them whine, moan and have a go at each other for a few more hours....

 

[Essa]

Drip, Drip, Drip - Chumbawumba

Yup...mind you, the orgies in the old folks home are gonna be fun...

Yup, think I'm gonna have it just on top of my buttock on the hip line....might pop down there this afternoon and have a look at designs, find out how much it's going to cost...

You're very patient, aren't you?

That's very true. Someone else gets to listen to them whine, moan and have a go at each other for a few more hours....

Wet Dream? ~ Prince

They sure are gives us something to look forward to, think I'll go for the younger staff though there's something very unappatising about a shrinkled up willy

Good idea, it's best to take your time and find something you really want then just rush it, yes I am a very patient girl, I have to be

I'm sure they'll save plenty of their fighting spirit for when you get home

 

[lovemonster]

Wet Dream? ~ Prince

They sure are gives us something to look forward to, think I'll go for the younger staff though there's something very unappatising about a shrinkled up willy

Good idea, it's best to take your time and find something you really want then just rush it, yes I am a very patient girl, I have to be

I'm sure they'll save plenty of their fighting spirit for when you get home

Wet Dream! - Max Romeo

LOL....well, you'll have a wrinkly old pussy so it's only fair....

Yeah, don't want to end up with something I'll regret having....and patience is a virgin....or is it a virtue, I can never remember....

Oh, I'm sure they will

 

[Essa]

Wet Dream! - Max Romeo

LOL....well, you'll have a wrinkly old pussy so it's only fair....

Yeah, don't want to end up with something I'll regret having....and patience is a virgin....or is it a virtue, I can never remember....

Oh, I'm sure they will

Wet Dream??? ~ Max Romeo??? you cybering in Yahoo again?

I don't care how wrinkly and old my pussy is, I'll only entertain fresh meat

Sorry anything to do with virgins, leave me out of, I wouldn't have a clue

If they're normal well balanced happy kids...they will

 

[lovemonster]

Wet Dream??? ~ Max Romeo??? you cybering in Yahoo again?

I don't care how wrinkly and old my pussy is, I'll only entertain fresh meat

Sorry anything to do with virgins, leave me out of, I wouldn't have a clue

If they're normal well balanced happy kids...they will

LOL...you never heard of it, an old reggae song....got it on vinyl at home somewhere...
Max Romeo
Afraid To Sleep - Dido

LOL...yes but will fresh meat be wanting to entertain you?

Yeah, I suppose you're right, it's been a long time since I knew anything about them too...

Of course. And then they'll be well balance, happy kids with thick ears....

 

[Essa]

LOL...you never heard of it, an old reggae song....got it on vinyl at home somewhere...
Max Romeo
Afraid To Sleep - Dido

LOL...yes but will fresh meat be wanting to entertain you?

Yeah, I suppose you're right, it's been a long time since I knew anything about them too...

Of course. And then they'll be well balance, happy kids with thick ears....

Knife Blood Nightmare ~ Aiden
It wasn't who sung it, it was the fact you put the same song as me

I'll have money, I can pay them

I heard a rumour they wear white...there's loads where we live

And they'd probably ring Esther Rantzin, have yours threatened you with her yet?

 

[lovemonster]

Knife Blood Nightmare ~ Aiden
It wasn't who sung it, it was the fact you put the same song as me

I'll have money, I can pay them

I heard a rumour they wear white...there's loads where we live

And they'd probably ring Esther Rantzin, have yours threatened you with her yet?

Some Dreams Come True - The Bangles
Well, you were asking a question, I was stating a fact....

LOL....fair do's, can you pay for one for me too?

Oh bloody nora....*checks in wardrobe for white clothes* no, I'm definitely not one....

Nah, not yet, my time will come though....and I'll tell her that I'll stab Esther Rantzen with a fork and chop her into little pieces with a meat cleaver....think that'll work?

 

[Essa]

Some Dreams Come True - The Bangles
Well, you were asking a question, I was stating a fact....

LOL....fair do's, can you pay for one for me too?

Oh bloody nora....*checks in wardrobe for white clothes* no, I'm definitely not one....

Nah, not yet, my time will come though....and I'll tell her that I'll stab Esther Rantzen with a fork and chop her into little pieces with a meat cleaver....think that'll work?

A Girl Can Dream ~ Pyt

I know I was teasing you sorry

I'll pay for the whole bloody lot of us to have some, I'm not missing out cause I'm old

Funny that none in mine either

I reckon that would do the trick nicely, problem is she'll be ringing crimewatch instead