lovemonster said:Too Drunk To Fuck? - Nouvelle Vague
Erm....chins?
Well, you're the boss Sir....I wouldn't want to make a decision only to find out I'm wrong...
Fuckin' Or What? ~ Jadakiss
Kylan said:
O.k, now you're having a blonde moment. Take three deep breaths and try again
Of course you'll be wrong. That's the fun of it.
lovemonster said:Get Down On It - Kool & The Gang
LOL...knees?
Well, then I shall bring one from each side....
How Many Licks? ~ Lil'' Kim
Kylan said:
This is the reason I can't wait for somone to perfect a programme that allows me to reach my hand out from a monitor and give someone a slap
No - from the back, weren't you listening?
lovemonster said:Lickin' Cream - Skunk Anansie
LOL....what, you mean you want to slap little old me? Why on earth would you want to go do a think like that?
Well as chickens only have two legs and they're actually situated on the side of their body....
A Taste Of Honey ~ Tony Bennett 
Kylan said:
No reason really, it's just the way I'm wired I guess.
Listen, stand the chicken so it's facing front. Then you stand to the left, lo and behold the chicken now has a front and back leg. I want the one on the right.
Kylan said:Lick My Lips ~ Howie Day
I am a nice fellow...modest as well
Bu-bu-but you said you would...
lovemonster said:Lucky Lips! - Cliff Richard
I know, you keep telling me just how nice and modest you are...
Then stop being so damned fussy....god, you're worse than a woman.....
Put Your Lollipop Away ~ Blues Traveler
Kylan said:
Yes, but you don't seem to listen to me. Beautiful women are funny that way.
Shush gorgeous - you musn't call me 'God' on the threads - people may talk
lovemonster said:Go For Yours - Boot Camp Clik
I listen.....it's the believing thing I have difficulty with....
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, it's our secret....
I Lost It ~ Kenny Chesney
Kylan said:
Now pretty lady, you know I could never lie to you.
Yup, but we should be O.k in here - most people have me on iggy anyway and those that haven't ignore me the old-fashioned way.
lovemonster said:Give It Up Or Let Me Go - Dixie Chicks
No, of course you couldn't....
Oh, well that's alright then....so I can call you what I like in here and nobody would know?
Never Gonna Let You Go ~ Faith Evans
Kylan said:
Honestly, I could never look into those baby blues of yours and tell a lie. I was working late last night
Of course you can tell me what you like to do in here.
lovemonster said:Let Me Love You? - Geri Halliwell
I'm sure you couldn't....was your secretary working late too?
So you'd like me to tell you what I'd like to do to you in here then?
Softly And Tenderly? ~ Brenda Lee
Kylan said:
Yes, of couse she was. You wouldn't want me getting all lonely, would you?
Nope, I already know what you'd do to me...tell me what you think I'd do to you.
Wanna test that theory?
lovemonster said:The Gentle Kind - Aztec Camera
Of course not.....and just how much 'work' did you get done exactly?
Are you quite sure you know what I'd do to you?
You Are So -- Beautiful ~ Babyface
Kylan said:
About as much as I got done today
Yup, I'm very sure of exactly what you'd do. It's not really a theory anymore.
lovemonster said:Thank You - Dido
LOL...yes, I was wondering if you intended actually going and doing any work today....
OK then, tell me what I'd do to you then....let's see how close to the mark you are....
Your Like A Dream Come True ~ Brian Mcknight
Kylan said:
Well I did think about it - that's gotta count for something. The kids said they were going to the movies with their g/f's, the brat said she was going shopping with her Mum so yes, I thought about it very briefly
Oh the usual stuff - hammers, nails, chainsaws, that kinda thing
You should have mentioned earlier you were about for a while, I've been expecting you to leave all morning... Kylan said:
Yup, it's your fault I don't spend enough time doing a job that's one of my favourite hobbies...
I seem to have misplaced most of the eighties and nineties - I must have been mesmerised by your provocative female movements and the way your cerulean eyes seductively teased me before glancing away, inexorably returning their gaze a second later.
What am I doing in this hand basket?
lovemonster said:You Light Up My Life - LeAnn Rimes
LOL...yeah, all of 2 seconds no doubt....
Nope, you have me all wrong.....miles off...
Where Did You Sleep Last Night? ~ Nirvana (he says, misunderstanding you on purpose)
Essa said:You give love A bad Name ~ Bananarama
That's because the hobbies in your job are not as exciting as your hobbies at home
Stop it you swine
Erm... you're in the hand basket going to hell?
That Cunts Name Is Heather ~ Sanatorium 
Kylan said:
You made me feel so guilty I worked extra hard yesterday just to make it up to you --- Typical brat, get what you want from a guy and then can't wait for him to leave
Well, I was also thinking candles, soft music and you writhing back into satin but I didn't want to say in case I spoiled my Internet image
