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[lovemonster]

A Girl Can Dream ~ Pyt

I know I was teasing you sorry

I'll pay for the whole bloody lot of us to have some, I'm not missing out cause I'm old

Funny that none in mine either

I reckon that would do the trick nicely, problem is she'll be ringing crimewatch instead

What's Your Fantasy? - Ludacris

LOL...why does everyone seem to think I spend all my time cyberin' in yahoo?? I mean, I don't post on the masturbation thread every day for goodness sakes....

Cheers, you're a real mate, you know that?

Now I could have laid money on that being the case....bet Kylan's got loads, he keeps telling me how innocent he is

Nah, she wouldn't grass on her mum would she?

 

[Essa]

What's Your Fantasy? - Ludacris

LOL...why does everyone seem to think I spend all my time cyberin' in yahoo?? I mean, I don't post on the masturbation thread every day for goodness sakes....

Cheers, you're a real mate, you know that?

Now I could have laid money on that being the case....bet Kylan's got loads, he keeps telling me how innocent he is

Nah, she wouldn't grass on her mum would she?

Life Is A Fantasy ~ Vanilla Ice

I wouldn't know....do you?

Well if a friend can't help another get a decent bit of cock...well they're not worth having

He had loads at one time, before I discovered the delights of shoes and handbags

Listen she'd sell you for a quid, what does that tell ya

 

[lovemonster]

Life Is A Fantasy ~ Vanilla Ice

I wouldn't know....do you?

Well if a friend can't help another get a decent bit of cock...well they're not worth having

He had loads at one time, before I discovered the delights of shoes and handbags

Listen she'd sell you for a quid, what does that tell ya

Fucked Reality - Choking Victim

Not a clue...I was hoping you could give me a hint....

Exactly. Now when are we husband swapping again?

LOL...and this helped him lose his innocence how?

No, surely she'd bargain to at least a fiver, I've taught her that much...

 

[Essa]

Fucked Reality - Choking Victim

Not a clue...I was hoping you could give me a hint....

Exactly. Now when are we husband swapping again?

LOL...and this helped him lose his innocence how?

No, surely she'd bargain to at least a fiver, I've taught her that much...

True Reality ~ No Motiv

I haven't a clue which threads you go on

We shall Husband swop when yours has been through training, I wouldn't want to hurt him

It didn't but it sure makes me feel good

You've taught her well, mine would sell me for a nub end

Time for me to go, have a wonderful rest of the night, catch you later

 

[lovemonster]

True Reality ~ No Motiv

I haven't a clue which threads you go on

We shall Husband swop when yours has been through training, I wouldn't want to hurt him

It didn't but it sure makes me feel good

You've taught her well, mine would sell me for a nub end

Time for me to go, have a wonderful rest of the night, catch you later

Life Is What You Make It - Nas

So does that mean you don't think I cyber constantly then?

Oh, I'm sure he'll pick it up very quickly....

LOL...well that's the important thing

Yep, if there's one thing a mother can pass to her daughter, it's how to screw as much money as possible out of men...

Have a great evening yourself sexy

 

[Kylan]

Best Cock On The Block - Bitch & Animal

Oh, and I thought you were a one woman man....ok, two woman...oh hang on, there's your secretary too....three woman....oh bugger it, she'll be here at half past two....

Me, say something? No, not at all......you can stop setting up the video camera now....

Awww, you're leaving me desolate and alone again.....I shall have to sit in the corner and cry....you have a good day Kylan, it's been wonderful to chat....

Monsterpussy ~ Vaselines

Half past two!! Sorry, I gotta be at my g/f's for three, my mistresses for three thirty and my SO's for five.

Huh?! Did you just try and tell me what to do there?

 

[Kylan]

Scarred For Life ~ Vice Squad

I should hope so as well, I spend enough to make up for ten of me, or maybe you could just go get another job

So it had nothing to do with me tits hanging out me top and the skirt so short you could tell I had no knickers on then?

Cellar duties it is then

Shot Through The Heart ~ Bon Jovi

Now get a grip, I only have the job I've got because I lied to me on the application form...

You were wearing your Mohair panties as I recall. As was the Eighties fashion...

Yup, run along pet. Go fill the salt-cellar and make us a nice Earl Grey while you're there. Thanks precious, I'd be lost without you.

 

[lovemonster]

Monsterpussy ~ Vaselines

Half past two!! Sorry, I gotta be at my g/f's for three, my mistresses for three thirty and my SO's for five.

Huh?! Did you just try and tell me what to do there?

Deep In The Hole - AC/DC

Oh well, you'll just have to save your bone for me another time

Me? No, I wouldn't dream of telling you what to do.....offer a suggestion, of course, but not tell you what to do....

 

[Kylan]

Deep In The Hole - AC/DC

Oh well, you'll just have to save your bone for me another time

Me? No, I wouldn't dream of telling you what to do.....offer a suggestion, of course, but not tell you what to do....

Deep Shag? ~ Luscious Jackson

I'm free at six

Now beautiful, of course you can tell me what you'd like me to do - I just won't listen

 

[lovemonster]

Deep Shag? ~ Luscious Jackson

I'm free at six

Now beautiful, of course you can tell me what you'd like me to do - I just won't listen

Push It Up! - Prince

What, in the morning?

Oh well, I was going to tell you to take me roughly from behind but there doesn't seem much point now.....

 

[Kylan]

Push It Up! - Prince

What, in the morning?

Oh well, I was going to tell you to take me roughly from behind but there doesn't seem much point now.....

Fast As I Can? ~ Great Big Sea



No, in the middle of the day

O.k I'll take you smoothly from the front.

 

[lovemonster]

Fast As I Can? ~ Great Big Sea



No, in the middle of the day

O.k I'll take you smoothly from the front.

Try A Little Harder - Santana

Well you might have meant in the evening.....smart ass....

If you insist....

 

[Kylan]

Try A Little Harder - Santana

Well you might have meant in the evening.....smart ass....

If you insist....

Stop Bitching! ~ The 69 Eyes


Of course I might, but I didn't....sexy ass...

No, I've changed my mind - how do you feel about hanging upside down from your toes?

 

[lovemonster]

Stop Bitching! ~ The 69 Eyes


Of course I might, but I didn't....sexy ass...

No, I've changed my mind - how do you feel about hanging upside down from your toes?

You Don't Know How It Feels! - Tom Petty

No, of course you didn't.....and even if you did, you wouldn't have admitted it anyway.....and what's my ass got to do with it?

God you men are so indecisive, never know what you want.....

 

[Kylan]

You Don't Know How It Feels! - Tom Petty

No, of course you didn't.....and even if you did, you wouldn't have admitted it anyway.....and what's my ass got to do with it?

God you men are so indecisive, never know what you want.....

What Do I Care ~ Juliana Hatfield

It is one your three best features - the other two being your...

I used to think I was indecisive - Now I'm not so sure.

 

[lovemonster]

What Do I Care ~ Juliana Hatfield

It is one your three best features - the other two being your...

I used to think I was indecisive - Now I'm not so sure.

You Make Me Feel Good - Tina Arena

....Eyes?

Well don't take too long making your mind up, I haven't got all day you know...

 

[Essa]

Life Is What You Make It - Nas

So does that mean you don't think I cyber constantly then?

Oh, I'm sure he'll pick it up very quickly....

LOL...well that's the important thing

Yep, if there's one thing a mother can pass to her daughter, it's how to screw as much money as possible out of men...

Have a great evening yourself sexy

I Feel Happy ~ Sheryl Crow

I haven't a clue if you cyber constantly or not, whatever makes you happy

He'll need to realise I expect things done very differently

I see you're teaching your girls well

Afternoon

 

[Essa]

Shot Through The Heart ~ Bon Jovi

Now get a grip, I only have the job I've got because I lied to me on the application form...

You were wearing your Mohair panties as I recall. As was the Eighties fashion...

Yup, run along pet. Go fill the salt-cellar and make us a nice Earl Grey while you're there. Thanks precious, I'd be lost without you.

You're To Blame ~ Mercyme

As I recall, I lied to you as well, as your reliable witness

Ahhh memories....wasn't the eighties wonderful?

Lost?? you wouldn't have a bloody clue

 

[Kylan]

You Make Me Feel Good - Tina Arena

....Eyes?

Well don't take too long making your mind up, I haven't got all day you know...

Glad All Over? ~ Carl Perkins

Bit lower...

Sheeessh, have some patience. You go make a nice cup of tea and I'll tell you my decision when I get back

 

[Kylan]

You're To Blame ~ Mercyme

As I recall, I lied to you as well, as your reliable witness

Ahhh memories....wasn't the eighties wonderful?

Lost?? you wouldn't have a bloody clue

You Give Me Love ~ Faith Hill


Yup, it's your fault I don't spend enough time doing a job that's one of my favourite hobbies...

I seem to have misplaced most of the eighties and nineties - I must have been mesmerised by your provocative female movements and the way your cerulean eyes seductively teased me before glancing away, inexorably returning their gaze a second later.

What am I doing in this hand basket?

 

[lovemonster]

Glad All Over? ~ Carl Perkins

Bit lower...

Sheeessh, have some patience. You go make a nice cup of tea and I'll tell you my decision when I get back

I Can't Tell The Bottom From The Top - Hollies

Erm.....nostrils?

Yes Sir. Of course Sir. Anything else you require Sir?

 

[Kylan]

I Can't Tell The Bottom From The Top - Hollies

Erm.....nostrils?

Yes Sir. Of course Sir. Anything else you require Sir?

Drunk Again ~ Everclear


Lower....

Yup, get me one of the back legs of a chicken.

 

[lovemonster]

Drunk Again ~ Everclear


Lower....

Yup, get me one of the back legs of a chicken.

Being Drunk's A Lot Like Loving You - Kenny Chesney

Ummm......lips?

That's no problem Sir, left or right?

 

[Kylan]

Being Drunk's A Lot Like Loving You - Kenny Chesney

Ummm......lips?

That's no problem Sir, left or right?

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk ~ Bloodhound Gang


Nope...lower.

Must I make all the decisions around here?

 

[lovemonster]

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk ~ Bloodhound Gang


Nope...lower.

Must I make all the decisions around here?

Too Drunk To Fuck? - Nouvelle Vague

Erm....chins?

Well, you're the boss Sir....I wouldn't want to make a decision only to find out I'm wrong...