Essa said:High Whore ~ Raging Speedhorn
I'll still be going strong on my zimmer frame in my high heels of course
I already do that, it's still not enough
lovemonster said:Chasing Blue Sky - Queensryche
Oh I have absolutely no doubt of that
Then have you ever considered that you might be spending too much?
Essa said:Chasing The Dragon ~ Dream Evil
Talking of shoes you flaunted them new boots yet?
Me??? never, I hardly spend a thing
lovemonster said:The Drugs Don't Work - The Verve
I've tried them on, but I think we're going to have a dressing up session tonight
No, of course you don't....
Essa said:Try Not To Cry ~ Paul Mccartney
Make sure He doesn't fall asleep feed Him plenty of coffee
Not all the time anyway
lovemonster said:You Upset Me Baby - Dr. Feelgood
ROFL....yes, I'll have to jump on him as soon as I get home....
No, just most of it
Essa said:You Kiss Their Ass And They Shit On You ~ A Wilhelm Scream
You make sure you do and don't let him up 'till you've had your wicked way
Most days I'll admit...but never on a Tuesday
lovemonster said:Can U Taste The Waste? - The Ween
I will try my utmost. Mind you, the kids will need fed at some point.
Is that why I get the pleasure of your company today then?
Essa said:A Taste Of Honey ~ Barbra Streisand
Naw leave the kids they can get their own, or send 'em to the chippy like I do
Well I normally bargain hunt on the way home from work, but for some reason and don't ask me why cause I don't know....never on a Tuesday
lovemonster said:Tastes Of Medicine - Xymox
Yeah it's only a few miles away down a main road, they'll be perfectly safe
Strange....perhaps there's a deep rooted reason for it....did you pick up a bargain that turned out not to be one on a Tuesday?
Essa said:Delicious Taste Of Vaginal Excrements ~ Dead
Just tell 'em not to damage any cars on the way
That must be it, you've hit the nail on the head there, reckon it was the top I could only fit one boob in
lovemonster said:You Got It - Roy Orbison
Nah, I give them something sharp to scratch all the parked ones on the way down
That must be it then, it's scarred you for life....
Ain't It Fun-Guns And RosesKylan said:I'll Keep On Trying ~ Uriah Heep
No, say it taint so. Go to your room immediately young lady and fetch the cane. If you behave I might do you the favour of using it on you.
Nope, I found your spare remote and broke it. I got fed up of you switching to 'Friends' as I was watching Bowling.
You know you're a lil' minx, so I don't really see the debate
Essa said:I Like It, I Love It ~ Tim Mcgraw
Good plan for the little angels
Didn't do me boob much good either it took an age to free it
lovemonster said:Completely Pleased? - Semisonic
I know, I was a little bugger when I was there age, stuck a nail under the tyre of the nasty bitch that lived 2 doors down thinking she'd just get a flat in the morning and she had a blowout while driving
I wondered why you're a bit lopsided
Essa said:I'm Not Satisfied ~ Frank Zappa
You cruel woman, how do you live with yourself?
Ones twice the size of the other now, still it makes for fun at partys when I wip 'em out
lovemonster said:Never Satisfied - Judas Priest
Oh I don't know, the guilt's been eating away at me for years and years and years.....
How on earth do you find a bra that fits?
Essa said:Never Ever ~ All Saints
Yeah I bet it has
I've given up trying I just let them flop, they keep my knees warm when it's cold so it's not all bad
lovemonster said:There Ain't No Pleasing You - Chas 'n' Dave
Yes, can't you see the guilt in my face?
Well, don't you mean one knee and one foot?
Essa said:So Far, So Pleased ~ Prince
Erm....no, none what so ever, you should be ashamed of yourself
Nope both knees get warmth, the bigger boob will have to be pulled on some more before it reaches my foot
lovemonster said:Be Thankful - Snoop Dogg
I am. Deeply ashamed. Can't you see I'm on my knees doing penance? I mean, sucking the priest's cock is penance isn't it?
LOL...hasn't he got a machine that can help you with that?
was it good?
Essa said:I Am ~ Hilary Duff
Lm!!! I'm shocked at your behaviour
He has you wanna borrow it?
lovemonster said:Blessed Relief - Frank Zappa
What do you mean shocked? The priest told me that was how I had to pay penance, is that not how you do it?? I did think I was enjoying it too much actually....
No, I'm quite happy with my tits the size they are thanks
Essa said:Strange Relief ~ Beyond Dawn
Well if He said it, it has to be right Him being a Man of the cloth and all
Shame the machine can be quite fun
lovemonster said:Are You Happy Now? - Michelle Branch
Well that's what I thought, otherwise I wouldn't have done it....but I seem to be getting into a vicious circle, I confess, I repent by sucking his cock, then I have to go confess again....
I'm sure it can be, I'll take your word for it
