Singalonga Lit

[Kylan]

Dreamin' Of You - Celine Dion

*fetches vest and beer* Can I have some money for the bingo please babe?

Open your mouth and I'll chuck one at you...

Did You See Me Coming? ~ Mike And The Mechanics


Of course you can Darling...go and find a punter

Can't you edge just a lil' closer?

 

[lovemonster]

Did You See Me Coming? ~ Mike And The Mechanics


Of course you can Darling...go and find a punter

Can't you edge just a lil' closer?

All Over Me - Graham Coxon

Aww thanks sweetie....do you mind if I have a couple then I can have a few drinks too....

Nope....you're supposed to be feeding me these grapes, you come over here....

 

[TeeTee]

Love's Funny That Way ~ Kellie Coffey

*sits back and drinks tea*

Aww Ms. Teaze, I'm really sorry I broke that remote. Here, let me make it up to you. Have this one

Wicked Game-HIM

*Laughs and shakes head...* "Hmmm ya want some crumpets to go with your tea?"


Haha ohhh you just bein' a big ol' meanie
pouts and sticks out tongue

 

[Kylan]

All Over Me - Graham Coxon

Aww thanks sweetie....do you mind if I have a couple then I can have a few drinks too....

Nope....you're supposed to be feeding me these grapes, you come over here....

Ice Cream? ~ Sarah Mclachlan


Well, O.k - but just the two mind...are you really going out dressed in that tracksuit?

Yip, I'll be there in a sec...You know that thing that you've always wanted, Honey?

 

[Kylan]

Wicked Game-HIM

*Laughs and shakes head...* "Hmmm ya want some crumpets to go with your tea?"


Haha ohhh you just bein' a big ol' meanie
pouts and sticks out tongue

Can I Play With U? ~ Prince

"Yes please. Can you clean that kitchen, walk the dog and do the laundry while you're up...Oh, and bring me my paper. Thanks, you're fantastic. I'd be lost without you."

I could never be mean to a girl as pretty as you Ms. Teaze. Actually, I mighta lied there

 

[TeeTee]

Can I Play With U? ~ Prince

"Yes please. Can you clean that kitchen, walk the dog and do the laundry while you're up...Oh, and bring me my paper. Thanks, you're fantastic. I'd be lost without you."

I could never be mean to a girl as pretty as you Ms. Teaze. Actually, I mighta lied there

Just Push Play-Aerosmith

LOL sure thing, walked the dog to the backyard, did laundry yesterday and well you know how i feel about cleaning the kitchen Oh and i think the paperboys late today

Hehe is that something like gotta be cruel to be kind?

 

[Kylan]

Just Push Play-Aerosmith

LOL sure thing, walked the dog to the backyard, did laundry yesterday and well you know how i feel about cleaning the kitchen Oh and i think the paperboys late today

Hehe is that something like gotta be cruel to be kind?

Nice & Slow? ~ Usher

Dang that boy - go get your coat and go have a look for him. Where's my crumpet?

Yip, something like that --- Good to see you gorgeous, you had a good week I hope.

 

[TeeTee]

Nice & Slow? ~ Usher

Dang that boy - go get your coat and go have a look for him. Where's my crumpet?

Yip, something like that --- Good to see you gorgeous, you had a good week I hope.

Slow An' Easy-Whitesnake

Ooops will you look at that! *pointing out the window* sheesh that boy just jumped into that girls Mustang and drove off! *laughs outloud*
Here ya go here's yesterdays paper hehe and of course your crumpet. I'll even give you a warm up on your tea. see how tentive i can be


*Smiles big and nods, yup i thought so hehe...

Morning Kylan, tis good seeing you as well, noticed you were not around for couple of days. glad to see you found your way back to us hehe

This week went really fast for me, so yeah it was a good week thanks. Enjoying your weekend I hope?

 

[Kylan]

Slow An' Easy-Whitesnake

Ooops will you look at that! *pointing out the window* sheesh that boy just jumped into that girls Mustang and drove off! *laughs outloud*
Here ya go here's yesterdays paper hehe and of course your crumpet. I'll even give you a warm up on your tea. see how tentive i can be


*Smiles big and nods, yup i thought so hehe...

Morning Kylan, tis good seeing you as well, noticed you were not around for couple of days. glad to see you found your way back to us hehe

This week went really fast for me, so yeah it was a good week thanks. Enjoying your weekend I hope?

Warm Wet Circles? ~ Marillion

Dagnabbit, this neighbourhood is going down. You’ll have to start working harder so we can move. *flicks through rag* Well about time!! They’re finally gonna ban that dangerous hobby of kite flying on windy days.

Yes, you are very dutiful - what time are you planning on washing my car Honeypie?

I had to go and pretend to do the work thing. I work in construction so I tend to get busy when the days brighten up. Weekend is going very well thanks. - I found my way back here quite easily, all I had to do was follow the bright, warm smile on your pretty features, Ms Teaze .

 

[joeys-game]

Bad Moon Rising, CCR.

hey kylan

 

[Kylan]

Bad Moon Rising, CCR.

hey kylan

Bad Influence ~ Eminem


Hey Joey, good to see ya buddy. You're well I hope.

 

[joeys-game]

Bad Influence ~ Eminem


Hey Joey, good to see ya buddy. You're well I hope.

Somebody's Gonna Hurt someone, Eagles

am good yeah..you good Kylan?

 

[Kylan]

Somebody's Gonna Hurt someone, Eagles

am good yeah..you good Kylan?

No Pain No Gain ~ Scorpions


Yup, not just good, I'm totally angelic...I reckon you're a bad influence though so I gotta be careful

 

[joeys-game]

No Pain No Gain ~ Scorpions


Yup, not just good, I'm totally angelic...I reckon you're a bad influence though so I gotta be careful

Surrender, Cheap Trick

Me a bad influence, don't think so mate..other way around if you ask me..i'm innocent, just sweet and innocent..ALL the time

 

[Kylan]

Surrender, Cheap Trick

Me a bad influence, don't think so mate..other way around if you ask me..i'm innocent, just sweet and innocent..ALL the time

Winners Never Quit ~ Pedro The Lion


Yeah, yeah, that's what all you bad boys say --- What chance has a true saint like me got.

 

[joeys-game]

Winners Never Quit ~ Pedro The Lion


Yeah, yeah, that's what all you bad boys say --- What chance has a true saint like me got.

Only The Good Die Young, Billy Joel

Kylan, chicks dig 'bad boys' as you well know

 

[Kylan]

Only The Good Die Young, Billy Joel

Kylan, chicks dig 'bad boys' as you well know

Too Much Brandy? ~ The Streets


Dangit Joey, you coulda told me that sooner. So you're sayin' my being a good Irish Catholic boy isn't helping...can you give me some advice on how to be naughty and stuff?

 

[lovemonster]

Ice Cream? ~ Sarah Mclachlan


Well, O.k - but just the two mind...are you really going out dressed in that tracksuit?

Yip, I'll be there in a sec...You know that thing that you've always wanted, Honey?

Lickin' Cream - Skunk Anansie

You mean I can't have two at a time? Well, I was planning on changing, just wasn't sure if you minded me going out in the mini skirt and boob tube...

Which thing would that be then Sweetie Pie?

 

[Kylan]

Lickin' Cream - Skunk Anansie

You mean I can't have two at a time? Well, I was planning on changing, just wasn't sure if you minded me going out in the mini skirt and boob tube...

Which thing would that be then Sweetie Pie?

It Tastes Good, Don't It? ~ Guns N Roses

O.k then...but try and remember they've gotta pay you this time. --- Damn, that was a nice thought

You remember...I've got it right here. Can you just remind me what the thing you wanted most was so I'm sure I've got it right.

 

[joeys-game]

Too Much Brandy? ~ The Streets


Dangit Joey, you coulda told me that sooner. So you're sayin' my being a good Irish Catholic boy isn't helping...can you give me some advice on how to be naughty and stuff?

I'm An Asshole, Dennis Leary



pfffft, yup..we all believe that little line Kylan!
*slaps you upside the head*.. ..wonders if he should be running now..

 

[Kylan]

I'm An Asshole, Dennis Leary



pfffft, yup..we all believe that little line Kylan!
*slaps you upside the head*.. ..wonders if he should be running now..

I Think I've Got The Message ~ Mike And The Mechanics


Phew, finally... does that mean I can stop repeating how saintly I am now?

Yes, please run

*Lashes out a rubber strap with a metal hook on the end which rips into Joey's skin, tearing the flesh on his shoulder, making him wail and gasp for air as the razor-sharp barb tears into his juicy man-meat*

 

[lovemonster]

It Tastes Good, Don't It? ~ Guns N Roses

O.k then...but try and remember they've gotta pay you this time. --- Damn, that was a nice thought

You remember...I've got it right here. Can you just remind me what the thing you wanted most was so I'm sure I've got it right.

Back For A Taste Of Your Love - Jonny Lang

Oh sod it, I forgot about asking them for money again.... --- Well just let me know if I should put on some knickers or not

Well I would have thought you'd remember, after all, I've told you often enough...

 

[joeys-game]

I Think I've Got The Message ~ Mike And The Mechanics


Phew, finally... does that mean I can stop repeating how saintly I am now?

Yes, please run

*Lashes out a rubber strap with a metal hook on the end which rips into Joey's skin, tearing the flesh on his shoulder, making him wail and gasp for air as the razor-sharp barb tears into his juicy man-meat*

Hooked On A Feeling, Blue Suede



jesus fuck Kylan...!
*initially doesn't register the pain as the hook rips into me, but sees the trickles of blood running down my arm, turns and looks at Kylan with big eyes....looks around for something to hit back with, finds a metal stick, a solid metal stick and runs at Kylan, dropping to knees(from the pain)..smashes the stick into Kylans knee cap just before hitting the ground and passing out*

 

[Kylan]

Back For A Taste Of Your Love - Jonny Lang

Oh sod it, I forgot about asking them for money again.... --- Well just let me know if I should put on some knickers or not

Well I would have thought you'd remember, after all, I've told you often enough...

Come And Get It ~ AC/DC

Of course you shouldn't wear panties, precious. You know I can't abide them frilly things

Yes, you have.It's just you happiness is so important to me. Please, refresh my memory...

 

[lovemonster]

Come And Get It ~ AC/DC

Of course you shouldn't wear panties, precious. You know I can't abide them frilly things

Yes, you have.It's just you happiness is so important to me. Please, refresh my memory...

Hold On, I'm Coming - BB King

Oh they're not frilly.....just a thin strip of fabric really.....but if you're sure...

Well, if my happiness is so important then I feel sure you'll have remembered.....just let me have it.....