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[Kylan]

Hooked On A Feeling, Blue Suede



jesus fuck Kylan...!
*initially doesn't register the pain as the hook rips into me, but sees the trickles of blood running down my arm, turns and looks at Kylan with big eyes....looks around for something to hit back with, finds a metal stick, a solid metal stick and runs at Kylan, dropping to knees(from the pain)..smashes the stick into Kylans knee cap just before hitting the ground and passing out*

Crazy Feelings? ~ Missy Elliott

Jesus has already tried

*Limps along, dragging the semi-conscious Joey across the floor listening to him babbling incomprehensibly, his eyes half-closed, sobbing for his momma, over to a dangling metal chain with shackles on the end. Then securing Joeys wrists, listens contentedly to the ratcheting sound as Joey is hoisted to dangle like a speared shark awaiting his entrails to be spilled on the deck.*

Well, you did slap me, you nasty thing you.

 

[Kylan]

Hold On, I'm Coming - BB King

Oh they're not frilly.....just a thin strip of fabric really.....but if you're sure...

Well, if my happiness is so important then I feel sure you'll have remembered.....just let me have it.....

I'm Waiting ~ End Of Green

Of course I'm sure. I'm a Male, and thus never wrong

Yes of course I'll let you have it...just come on over here and bring the grapes

 

[lovemonster]

I'm Waiting ~ End Of Green

Of course I'm sure. I'm a Male, and thus never wrong

Yes of course I'll let you have it...just come on over here and bring the grapes

Run To You - Whitney Houston

Of course, silly me, I forgot *takes off undies*

No, you come on over here and bring it with you.....then you can feed me these grapes...

 

[Kylan]

Run To You - Whitney Houston

Of course, silly me, I forgot *takes off undies*

No, you come on over here and bring it with you.....then you can feed me these grapes...

Faster! ~ Human

Damn, two nice thoughts in one day...it's gotta be Sunday.

For one second I thought you said 'No' then - I gotta get my hearing checked

 

[lovemonster]

Faster! ~ Human

Damn, two nice thoughts in one day...it's gotta be Sunday.

For one second I thought you said 'No' then - I gotta get my hearing checked

Faster Than The Speed Of Night - Bonnie Tyler

LOL....is Sunday your usual day for nice thoughts then?

No you don't....oh look, I said it again.....

 

[Kylan]

Faster Than The Speed Of Night - Bonnie Tyler

LOL....is Sunday your usual day for nice thoughts then?

No you don't....oh look, I said it again.....

Right Here, Right Now ~ Jesus Jones


Anyday I see your gorgeous self is a day for nice thoughts

I hope you're displaying your instinctive female longing to be taken...

 

[lovemonster]

Right Here, Right Now ~ Jesus Jones


Anyday I see your gorgeous self is a day for nice thoughts

I hope you're displaying your instinctive female longing to be taken...

Are You Ready To Ride? - Sarah Connor

Awww.....stoppit, you'll make me blush again....

And who'll be doing the taking may I ask?

 

[Kylan]

Are You Ready To Ride? - Sarah Connor

Awww.....stoppit, you'll make me blush again....

And who'll be doing the taking may I ask?

What Do You See? ~ Dexter Freebish

But Precious, I couldn't possibly make such a vision of beauty blush...I'd get all tongue-tied

Nope, you may not ask...that's half the fun.

 

[joeys-game]

Crazy Feelings? ~ Missy Elliott

Jesus has already tried

*Limps along, dragging the semi-conscious Joey across the floor listening to him babbling incomprehensibly, his eyes half-closed, sobbing for his momma, over to a dangling metal chain with shackles on the end. Then securing Joeys wrists, listens contentedly to the ratcheting sound as Joey is hoisted to dangle like a speared shark awaiting his entrails to be spilled on the deck.*

Well, you did slap me, you nasty thing you.

You've Lost That Lovin Feeling, Ritchious Brothers.

*blood dripping onto the floor I try to pull away from the evil Kylan, seeing the heavy, scary looking metal chain.."please man, don't do this Kylan"!

in and out of reality I feel my arms pulled above my head and my body being lifted into the air, as Kylan cranks the pulley.
"it was only a love tap buddy!"

 

[Kylan]

You've Lost That Lovin Feeling, Ritchious Brothers.

*blood dripping onto the floor I try to pull away from the evil Kylan, seeing the heavy, scary looking metal chain.."please man, don't do this Kylan"!

in and out of reality I feel my arms pulled above my head and my body being lifted into the air, as Kylan cranks the pulley.
"it was only a love tap buddy!"

Look What You've Done To Me ~ Boz Scaggs

Well, I s'pose I might have over reacted just a little bit

* hauls Joey down and ties him up with ropes, gagging him tightly with barbed wire so the jagged points dig into his gums causing his teeth to break off, and then gently places him inside a cardboard box*

No hard feelings buddy. I just get a bit hyper at times

 

[joeys-game]

Look What You've Done To Me ~ Boz Scaggs

Well, I s'pose I might have over reacted just a little bit

* hauls Joey down and ties him up with ropes, gagging him tightly with barbed wire so the jagged points dig into his gums causing his teeth to break off, and then gently places him inside a cardboard box*

No hard feelings buddy. I just get a bit hyper at times

No More Mr Nice Guy, Alice Cooper.

*relief only momentary as i'm hauled down, the strain gone from my arms, pain back times 10 as Kylan gags me with barbed wire, the blood running from my mouth, making no sense as he puts me in a cardboard box. Grabbing Kylan by the throat , just before he can close the lid, pulling his head down to my mouth..i whisper through the blood
"paybacks a bitch buddy"!*

 

[Essa]

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now - The Smiths

I don't go to church, my priest does home visits...

You have a great night yourself sexy lady

Again? ~ Lambchop

Home visits...now that sounds very interesting

 

[Essa]

No More Mr Nice Guy, Alice Cooper.

*relief only momentary as i'm hauled down, the strain gone from my arms, pain back times 10 as Kylan gags me with barbed wire, the blood running from my mouth, making no sense as he puts me in a cardboard box. Grabbing Kylan by the throat , just before he can close the lid, pulling his head down to my mouth..i whisper through the blood
"paybacks a bitch buddy"!*

Be Good To Me ~ Steriogram

Oh look!! Male bonding

 

[joeys-game]

Be Good To Me ~ Steriogram

Oh look!! Male bonding

Life Is Just A Fantasy, Aldo Nova.

*grins*.**** eh?

 

[Essa]

Life Is Just A Fantasy, Aldo Nova.

*grins*.**** eh?

Ain't Life Grand ~ Black Label Society


You must promise not to hurt my little Kylan...you nasty Man

 

[joeys-game]

Ain't Life Grand ~ Black Label Society


You must promise not to hurt my little Kylan...you nasty Man

Life In The Fast Lane, Eagles


cough, splutter..oh, no worries I won't hurt the little lamb..i'll only torture him slowly

 

[Essa]

Life In The Fast Lane, Eagles


cough, splutter..oh, no worries I won't hurt the little lamb..i'll only torture him slowly

Take It To The Limit ~ Eagles

That's o.k then....it's taken me years to calm Him down, I don't want you bad boys leading Him astray.

 

[joeys-game]

Take It To The Limit ~ Eagles

That's o.k then....it's taken me years to calm Him down, I don't want you bad boys leading Him astray.

Take On Me, Ah ha

*he's easily influenced is he and has no self control.., in any areas..*

 

[Essa]

Take On Me, Ah ha

*he's easily influenced is he and has no self control.., in any areas..*

Take Off Your Clothes ~ Mltr

Sometimes when He loses control, it can be a good thing - as long as the neighbours don't ring the police

 

[joeys-game]

Take Off Your Clothes ~ Mltr

Sometimes when He loses control, it can be a good thing - as long as the neighbours don't ring the police

The Streak, Ray Stevens.


i just bet its a hot scene, one i would love to either watch or join but don't tell him that

damn, gotta go to work for a couple hrs.
later sexy

 

[Essa]

The Streak, Ray Stevens.


i just bet its a hot scene, one i would love to either watch or join but don't tell him that

damn, gotta go to work for a couple hrs.
later sexy

Naked By The Computer ~ Between The Buried And Me

I'm sure you'd want to join in

Don't work toooooo hard

 

[TeeTee]

Warm Wet Circles? ~ Marillion

Dagnabbit, this neighbourhood is going down. You’ll have to start working harder so we can move. *flicks through rag* Well about time!! They’re finally gonna ban that dangerous hobby of kite flying on windy days.

Yes, you are very dutiful - what time are you planning on washing my car Honeypie?

I had to go and pretend to do the work thing. I work in construction so I tend to get busy when the days brighten up. Weekend is going very well thanks. - I found my way back here quite easily, all I had to do was follow the bright, warm smile on your pretty features, Ms Teaze .

Buttons-Pussycat Dolls


LOL oh does that mean i can't send the kids off to the park on this windy day? heh'

Didn't you know it's already cleaned. I allocated and divied or well umm...actually bribed the teenagers this morning. Dayum i'm good

Well it's good to hear you weren't ill or anything....
Hehe well ya know i left a slight trail of my parfume just incase my smile wasn't bright enough for you

 

[lovemonster]

What Do You See? ~ Dexter Freebish

But Precious, I couldn't possibly make such a vision of beauty blush...I'd get all tongue-tied

Nope, you may not ask...that's half the fun.

Best Cock On The Block - Bitch & Animal

Of course you would sweetie, you just wouldn't know what to say at all, would you?

Oh well, I'll just have to wait and see then...

 

[lovemonster]

Again? ~ Lambchop

Home visits...now that sounds very interesting

I've Been This Way Before - Neil Diamond

Oh yes, it's so handy.....don't even have to get out of bed to confess these days.....or repent.......

 

[joeys-game]

Naked By The Computer ~ Between The Buried And Me

I'm sure you'd want to join in

Don't work toooooo hard

Space Cowboy, Steve Miller Band.

i'm back and yes, joining in..sounds like a plan to me