Singalonga Lit

[Essa]

Sex Talk, Silencer..
.Heads to the bank

Man-size Sextet ~ Pj Harvey


Don't forget money for me new clothes, shoes, handbags and jewelry I must look my best at all times

Afternoon joey

 

[lovemonster]

Certain? ~ New Found Glory

I take that to mean you have plans?

Positively Negative - Xzibit

Yup, you take it correctly

Afternoon Essa

 

[Essa]

Positively Negative - Xzibit

Yup, you take it correctly

Afternoon Essa

Are You Sure About That? ~ Zoegirl


Afternoon Is it your footy team on telly tonight or have I got it all arse about face again?

 

[lovemonster]

Are You Sure About That? ~ Zoegirl


Afternoon Is it your footy team on telly tonight or have I got it all arse about face again?

Definitely Maybe - Kinks

Nope. You have it arse about face. Higher's team is on tonight. Well done Derby for last night's performance btw (not that you'll have the foggiest idea what it was all about anyway)

 

[Essa]

Definitely Maybe - Kinks

Nope. You have it arse about face. Higher's team is on tonight. Well done Derby for last night's performance btw (not that you'll have the foggiest idea what it was all about anyway)

Baby, I'm So Confused ~ Syleena Johnson

Oh well I knew it was someone's I do know a bit, I went in as the last penalty was being taken and shouted "please miss whoever you are" my stepdad was here watching and I wanted to go to bed, the boys were not happy with me

 

[lovemonster]

Baby, I'm So Confused ~ Syleena Johnson

Oh well I knew it was someone's I do know a bit, I went in as the last penalty was being taken and shouted "please miss whoever you are" my stepdad was here watching and I wanted to go to bed, the boys were not happy with me

It's Not Unusual - Tom Jones

Well, it was bound to be someone's... LOL, you were really getting into it were you?

 

[Essa]

It's Not Unusual - Tom Jones

Well, it was bound to be someone's... LOL, you were really getting into it were you?

Unusually Unusual ~ Lonestar

S'pose it was I just wanted me house back to normal I couldn't give a hoot who was shooting what, would you believe when it was over instead of going home they had to watch a load of people running on the pitch in the rain without umbrellas, I couldn't believe the state of some peoples hair

 

[lovemonster]

Unusually Unusual ~ Lonestar

S'pose it was I just wanted me house back to normal I couldn't give a hoot who was shooting what, would you believe when it was over instead of going home they had to watch a load of people running on the pitch in the rain without umbrellas, I couldn't believe the state of some peoples hair

Possibly Maybe - Bjork

But kudos to you for the attempt LOL.....those footy types can get a bit raucous, and some of them don't even wash more than once a week you know.

 

[Essa]

Possibly Maybe - Bjork

But kudos to you for the attempt LOL.....those footy types can get a bit raucous, and some of them don't even wash more than once a week you know.

Do You Know? ~ Uriah Heep

I tried, what more could I do? Yuck if I met them I'd hose 'em down

 

[lovemonster]

Do You Know? ~ Uriah Heep

I tried, what more could I do? Yuck if I met them I'd hose 'em down

I Don't Know And I Don't Care - Jimmy Buffet

Of course, you did your best... Yeah, but with what?

BTW, some or maybe all of that previous statement may not be true.

 

[Kylan]

Someone, SWV...(SOMEPLACE ANYWAY)

Yes you do Kylan, everything to perfection, or so i'm told. Being as perfect as you are that shouldn't be too difficult..

An MP3 file huh, you sure you don't have any experience with that, something tells me that someone isn't telling the entire truth

Is She Weird? ~ Pixies

Nope, I’m confident it’ll be easy and I’m right 98% of the time. I tend to ignore the other 3%.

Nope, I could never use a cane, my wrists are far to delicate. We’re not all ruffians ya know

 

[joeys-game]

Is She Weird? ~ Pixies

Nope, I’m confident it’ll be easy and I’m right 98% of the time. I tend to ignore the other 3%.

Nope, I could never use a cane, my wrists are far to delicate. We’re not all ruffians ya know

Confused, Diamond & the Psychotic Neurotics

And you can't add either kylan..lmao

Delicate wrists, just like the delicate boy you are eh, boy?

 

[Kylan]

Everybody Plays the Fool-The Main Ingredient

LOL dang you Kylan I'm trying to be serious here and I can't with you making me laugh so hard sheesh!! lol

You just go ahead and try to take my chocolates away from me today, I promise you shall regret it haha even Social Services will side with me on that one heh'

Sorry hun I'ma by the book gal on that one and signed a secrecy contract on that one. I rather like my head attached to my body hehe

I enlisted my kids' guy friends saturday to come do the job for me, I am very resourceful when need be hehe
Yup I figure I'll know, she'll even let me know in her own way.

LOL did you see the episode when they caught Jack smoking pot? LOL Ozzy was like Don't do drugs look what happened to me....I swear I about fell off the couch laughing so freeking hard

Seriously? ~ Cosmicity

Dagnabbit Ms. Teaze I was being serious then…but like I always say, he who laughs last didn’t get the joke in the first place and should stop making a fool of himself

Oh dear, not another chocoholic. Don’t tell me, I know, I know - chocolate is better then a Man because it still satisfies you even when it’s soft

It’s O.k Ms. Teaze you can tell me, that rule was written by a woman so it’s subject to change at a moments notice without the need for any prior notification. - I’d rather like your head attached to my - I mean your body as well.

I just bet you’re the kinda gal that throws a ‘bring a bottle and come decorate my house’ party.

Yup it was a bit ‘Do as I say, not as I do’. I liked the episode where Ozzy got a new car and the voice recognition system didn’t understand a word he said. I mean, how someone didn't see that coming.

 

[Kylan]

Confused, Diamond & the Psychotic Neurotics

And you can't add either kylan..lmao

Delicate wrists, just like the delicate boy you are eh, boy?

That's Enough About You ~ Bryan Adams

I can so add - I practise most nights; I add a bed, subtract clothes, divide the legs...but I don't like multiplication, so I don't practise that.

Yip, I can't wait to be a big strong Man like you. Then I'll be able to take pics of me in my underwear

 

[Kylan]

Push The Button - Sugababes

Ohhh, there it is, you were right all along. Mind you, you're gonna need pretty long fingers to reach all the airholes....

Now would I go and do a thing like that? Put wicked salacious thought in your innocent mind?? I mean, the idea of me crawling, naked and whipped along the floor to you can't possibly corrupt you can it?

I'm not a brat. And even if I were, you'd prefer it that way anyway.

Come For Me ~ Threnody

Oh I reckon I could play them toora-loorals given the chance. I’ve been plucking away on a guitar since I was knee high to a hen

Darnit, there you go again. Just cause you’re absolutely gorgeous don’t give you the right to lead this good Irish Catholic boy off the straight and narrow so very well

Yup, you’re a lil’ ole minx and you know it. And because you are I most certainly wouldn’t prefer you any other way

 

[joeys-game]

That's Enough About You ~ Bryan Adams

I can so add - I practise most nights; I add a bed, subtract clothes, divide the legs...but I don't like multiplication, so I don't practise that.

Yip, I can't wait to be a big strong Man like you. Then I'll be able to take pics of me in my underwear

Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On ... Bloodhound Gang.

* I figured multiplicaton would go over your head a bit..but some day Kylan, you'll get it

Your just jealous, but *winks at you, blows a kiss*..thanks for noticing what i'm wearing*

 

[TeeTee]

Seriously? ~ Cosmicity

Dagnabbit Ms. Teaze I was being serious then…but like I always say, he who laughs last didn’t get the joke in the first place and should stop making a fool of himself

Oh dear, not another chocoholic. Don’t tell me, I know, I know - chocolate is better then a Man because it still satisfies you even when it’s soft

It’s O.k Ms. Teaze you can tell me, that rule was written by a woman so it’s subject to change at a moments notice without the need for any prior notification. - I’d rather like your head attached to my - I mean your body as well.

I just bet you’re the kinda gal that throws a ‘bring a bottle and come decorate my house’ party.

Yup it was a bit ‘Do as I say, not as I do’. I liked the episode where Ozzy got a new car and the voice recognition system didn’t understand a word he said. I mean, how someone didn't see that coming.

You Got That Right-Lynyrd Skynyrd

LOL well if I'm not a fool today, I surely will be tomarrow heh' and life goes on still

Soft, hard, still suck on it the same way; till it melts in my mouth hehe

OK, Ok fine hehe...don't ever put your money in the bill slot backwards cuz It'll get stuck.....shhhh...BTW that's not really a secret hehe

Ahhh man I haven't done that since the kids started hitting teenagehood, that's a good idea. About 10 years ago I had a painting party that lasted 2 days, what a hoot that was and got the whole house painted too...Although I have been able to bribe the teenage boys the clean my huge backyard from time to time for 20 bucks each. Was an all day project and kept having to supervise them cuz everytime I'd turn around they was oggling and drooling over the girls

Omg I missed that one, I bet it was funny as hell LOL

 

[Kylan]

Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On ... Bloodhound Gang.

* I figured multiplicaton would go over your head a bit..but some day Kylan, you'll get it

Your just jealous, but *winks at you, blows a kiss*..thanks for noticing what i'm wearing*

Because You're So Sweet ~ Erasure

Naww, I reckon I'm too busy now. I'll leave all that learning stuff to you youngsters.

Th-thanks Joey - I shall never wash this cheek again...back in a few minutes, I gotta go shave

 

[joeys-game]

Because You're So Sweet ~ Erasure

Naww, I reckon I'm too busy now. I'll leave all that learning stuff to you youngsters.

Th-thanks Joey - I shall never wash this cheek again...back in a few minutes, I gotta go shave

Imaginary Player, Jay-Z


Youngster now am i?
You still have a few tricks in you old man

Asshole , i didn't say i kissed you, i said i blew you a kiss

 

[Kylan]

You Got That Right-Lynyrd Skynyrd

LOL well if I'm not a fool today, I surely will be tomarrow heh' and life goes on still

Soft, hard, still suck on it the same way; till it melts in my mouth hehe

OK, Ok fine hehe...don't ever put your money in the bill slot backwards cuz It'll get stuck.....shhhh...BTW that's not really a secret hehe

Ahhh man I haven't done that since the kids started hitting teenagehood, that's a good idea. About 10 years ago I had a painting party that lasted 2 days, what a hoot that was and got the whole house painted too...Although I have been able to bribe the teenage boys the clean my huge backyard from time to time for 20 bucks each. Was an all day project and kept having to supervise them cuz everytime I'd turn around they was oggling and drooling over the girls

Omg I missed that one, I bet it was funny as hell LOL

I Heard Songs About Animal Rights Aren't Cool Anymore ~ Swallowing Shit

Always remember grasshopper, the wise are all fools because they think they’re wise. If you wish to be truly wise you must strive to be foolish

If you really love it, you’ll swallow.

I’m afraid this relationship isn’t going to work if you keep secrets from me. The facts that we live 10.000+ miles apart and each has no idea what the other looks like isn’t helping either

Decorating parties work well, but as you say the presence of you pretty women does tend to make it hard to concentrate. I’ve an idea you were more part of the problem in them youngsters being distracted then a solution.

Yup, I enjoyed it. It was nice to see I’m not the only one that has problems because of his accent

 

[Kylan]

Imaginary Player, Jay-Z


Youngster now am i?
You still have a few tricks in you old man

Asshole , i didn't say i kissed you, i said i blew you a kiss

A Dreamer Can Touch The Sky ~ On Thorns I Lay

Yip, I was of course speaking mentally -- Naww, I'm too wrinkled and ugly for all that now. Hell, I'm so weak I gotta get that female of mine to back into the slipper.

Well, I was gonna shave just my face, but if you insist. Dagnabbit Joey, you're such a tease. I bet if I was one of your stable you'd have kissed me you lil' minx.

 

[joeys-game]

A Dreamer Can Touch The Sky ~ On Thorns I Lay

Yip, I was of course speaking mentally -- Naww, I'm too wrinkled and ugly for all that now. Hell, I'm so weak I gotta get that female of mine to back into the slipper.

Well, I was gonna shave just my face, but if you insist. Dagnabbit Joey, you're such a tease. I bet if I was one of your stable you'd have kissed me you lil' minx.

Baby U Ain't Got Me ,Changing Faces


treading on dangerous ground now kylan..young and boys and not all together..your a bad man kylan a very bad man!!

ROFL...i knew it, you want me to kiss you..i will if you really want it I just didnt expect your move so quickly, being so innocent.

 

[TeeTee]

I Heard Songs About Animal Rights Aren't Cool Anymore ~ Swallowing Shit

Always remember grasshopper, the wise are all fools because they think they’re wise. If you wish to be truly wise you must strive to be foolish

If you really love it, you’ll swallow.

I’m afraid this relationship isn’t going to work if you keep secrets from me. The facts that we live 10.000+ miles apart and each has no idea what the other looks like isn’t helping either

Decorating parties work well, but as you say the presence of you pretty women does tend to make it hard to concentrate. I’ve an idea you were more part of the problem in them youngsters being distracted then a solution.

Yup, I enjoyed it. It was nice to see I’m not the only one that has problems because of his accent

Can't You See-The Guess Who

Wax on wax off...ha! Being foolish comes easy for me lol

Down to the last drop baby! Just love how it melts down my throat don'tcha know

Hmm...my secrets are your secrets is that correct? I'm not hiding what I look like Kylan hehe It's in my profile on my homepage

Nah not this time unfortunately, they were all hot for my 16 year old lol. although in the past I did have a few of the boys of my olders girls' friends having crushes on me. Remind me to tell you a story about when I first started on the web...

Hmmm...never had the pleasure of enjoying a man with an accent before....although my sister dated a southern boy once and i use to crack up laughing everytime he talked, especially when he first met my sister and I walking down the street and he made the comment: Woooeeeee wish I had a swing in my backyard like that....LOL I laughed so hard thought I was gonna die of no breath and my sister was hooked, line and sinker.

 

[Kylan]

Baby U Ain't Got Me ,Changing Faces


treading on dangerous ground now kylan..young and boys and not all together..your a bad man kylan a very bad man!!

ROFL...i knew it, you want me to kiss you..i will if you really want it I just didnt expect your move so quickly, being so innocent.

I Don't Want You ~ Mr. T Experience

Hey, I’m an Irish Catholic. I can do whatever the hell I like as long as I repent on my death-bed. The only problem is I don’t believe it that great bearded dude in the sky.

I reckon I’ll allow you to play hard to get a bit longer - Nawww I’m not quick, I ran a bath last night and came second.

 

[Kylan]

Can't You See-The Guess Who

Wax on wax off...ha! Being foolish comes easy for me lol

Down to the last drop baby! Just love how it melts down my throat don'tcha know

Hmm...my secrets are your secrets is that correct? I'm not hiding what I look like Kylan hehe It's in my profile on my homepage

Nah not this time unfortunately, they were all hot for my 16 year old lol. although in the past I did have a few of the boys of my olders girls' friends having crushes on me. Remind me to tell you a story about when I first started on the web...

Hmmm...never had the pleasure of enjoying a man with an accent before....although my sister dated a southern boy once and i use to crack up laughing everytime he talked, especially when he first met my sister and I walking down the street and he made the comment: Woooeeeee wish I had a swing in my backyard like that....LOL I laughed so hard thought I was gonna die of no breath and my sister was hooked, line and sinker.

Blinded By The Light ~ Bruce Springsteen

Well, if you know your foolish then you’re truly wise. We’ve so much in common

You be sure to make it last, and don’t bite to hard, just nibble. You don’t get eight inches very often ya know

Yup, what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine too. - Dangit, I gotta start checking out profiles more. In the interests of fairness this is what I see in the shaving mirror of a morning. Now we’ve only got the problem of that confounded lake.

*reminds you to tell me a story about when you first started on the web*

My accent is more then a little bit broad apparently. When I say women don’t understand me I mean they don’t understand me. Sheesh, it’s lucky you can’t hear my voice than or you’d laugh so hard I’d just have to spank you sane