Singalonga Lit

[joeys-game]

I Don't Want You ~ Mr. T Experience

Hey, I’m an Irish Catholic. I can do whatever the hell I like as long as I repent on my death-bed. The only problem is I don’t believe it that great bearded dude in the sky.

I reckon I’ll allow you to play hard to get a bit longer - Nawww I’m not quick, I ran a bath last night and came second.

damn it all to hell..

I want you to want me, Cheap Trick

You are walking a fine line kylan..you may get blasted out of your socks by the big bearded one..Grin* jk

Okay ill keep playin then,...

 

[lovemonster]

Come For Me ~ Threnody

Oh I reckon I could play them toora-loorals given the chance. I’ve been plucking away on a guitar since I was knee high to a hen

Darnit, there you go again. Just cause you’re absolutely gorgeous don’t give you the right to lead this good Irish Catholic boy off the straight and narrow so very well

Yup, you’re a lil’ ole minx and you know it. And because you are I most certainly wouldn’t prefer you any other way

Right Here, Right Now? - Fatboy Slim

I'm sure you could, those hands of yours are very experienced, I imagine

What did I do that time?? How on earth does the vision of me naked, legs shackled and hands cuffed behind my back, black mascara streaks running down my cheeks, bleeding welts across my back, crawling on my belly towards you, lead you off the straight and narrow??

Oh, go on with you, I'm only a little bit of a minx. No, really.

 

[Essa]

I Don't Know And I Don't Care - Jimmy Buffet

Of course, you did your best... Yeah, but with what?

BTW, some or maybe all of that previous statement may not be true.

Same Shit, Different Asshole ~ Pungent Stench

Hey one thing that's true about me...I always do my best

You mean they wash less than once a week?...Gross

 

[lovemonster]

Same Shit, Different Asshole ~ Pungent Stench

Hey one thing that's true about me...I always do my best

You mean they wash less than once a week?...Gross

Happenin' All Over Again? - Lonnie Gordon

Yes, I'm absolutely positive you do

Well, I haven't canvassed all of them, but I'm sure there's a small percentage that don't. Not that I know them personally of course.

 

[faedruss]

blue rondo a la turk - dave brubeck

 

[faedruss]

whoops - gotta be more careful to be sure i'm in the right thread.

tabbed browsing is great, but can be a problem for the short of attention.

 

[TeeTee]

Blinded By The Light ~ Bruce Springsteen

Well, if you know your foolish then you’re truly wise. We’ve so much in common

You be sure to make it last, and don’t bite to hard, just nibble. You don’t get eight inches very often ya know

Yup, what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine too. - Dangit, I gotta start checking out profiles more. In the interests of fairness this is what I see in the shaving mirror of a morning. Now we’ve only got the problem of that confounded lake.

*reminds you to tell me a story about when you first started on the web*

My accent is more then a little bit broad apparently. When I say women don’t understand me I mean they don’t understand me. Sheesh, it’s lucky you can’t hear my voice than or you’d laugh so hard I’d just have to spank you sane

Cheap Sunglasses-ZZ Top

LOL I knew there was a reason I liked you so much!

8 inches of chocolate dipped strawberries Oh My! I'm in heaven

Hey you remind me of that guy who played on The Lord Of The Rings and now plays on Lost as Charlie, what's his name? You never told me you were so cute Kylan!

It's really a funny story, perhaps one day i'll tell you

You don't mumble like Ozzy do you? Spanks me silly huh? Ok now you're just Teasing The Teaze again hehe...

 

[Lady Raptor]

Cheap Sunglasses-ZZ Top

Bloodshot Eyes ~ Pat Benatar

 

[mistertripps]

Bloodshot Eyes ~ Pat Benatar

Come Monday - Jimmy Buffett

 

[Lady Raptor]

Come Monday - Jimmy Buffett

Everybody's Working For The Weekend ~ Loverboy

 

[Kylan]

damn it all to hell..

I want you to want me, Cheap Trick

You are walking a fine line kylan..you may get blasted out of your socks by the big bearded one..Grin* jk

Okay ill keep playin then,...

Buy Me A Pony? ~ Spiderbait

*sits and waits drumming fingers* Nope, the bearded one must be busy drinking ambrosia and chasing cherubs. Before he does come for me I would like to thank all the little people that made me what I am today - Darnit, I can’t remember their names.

Yup, I’ll let you know when you can stop

 

[Kylan]

Right Here, Right Now? - Fatboy Slim

I'm sure you could, those hands of yours are very experienced, I imagine

What did I do that time?? How on earth does the vision of me naked, legs shackled and hands cuffed behind my back, black mascara streaks running down my cheeks, bleeding welts across my back, crawling on my belly towards you, lead you off the straight and narrow??

Oh, go on with you, I'm only a little bit of a minx. No, really.

Get With It! ~ Mxpx

Nawww, I’m just a naïve HNG…if I seen your floppy whites I wouldn’t have a clue what to do with myself

It would be nice to see you crawl along a gravel path at my heel like a loyal dog as the scent of pine trees coming from nearby woods filled the air. Finally captured, finally facing what you were meant to face. A poetic image of suffering femininity that triggers every sadistic instinct in the brutal Male heart….I mean, st-stop le-leading me as-astray.

Yeah, you’re only a lil’ minx in the way that King Kong was only a monkey

 

[Kylan]

Cheap Sunglasses-ZZ Top

LOL I knew there was a reason I liked you so much!

8 inches of chocolate dipped strawberries Oh My! I'm in heaven

Hey you remind me of that guy who played on The Lord Of The Rings and now plays on Lost as Charlie, what's his name? You never told me you were so cute Kylan!

It's really a funny story, perhaps one day i'll tell you

You don't mumble like Ozzy do you? Spanks me silly huh? Ok now you're just Teasing The Teaze again hehe...

Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You ~ Lauryn Hill

Looking at your web-page, I knew there was two reasons why I liked you so much and the really cool thing is they’re attached to the rest of you which I like as well.

Yup, you better be careful to move your tresses back as your savouring that eight inches though…I wouldn’t want you to get a hair in your mouth

Sheesh, Dominic Monaghan will be so pleased you think he looks like me. - Aw Shucks, thank you Ma’am. *bows low* You’re a fair bit more then cute yourself, aren’t you?

What do you mean perhaps? Listen Lady, in this relationship you can keep no secrets from me. I’m warning you, I shall file for divorce and I’ll go for custody of the chocolate...

Ms. Teaze, If I wanted to tease you I’d more then likely hide the slipper

 

[Kylan]

blue rondo a la turk - dave brubeck

Is This The Way To Amarillo? ~ Tony Christie

Hiya faedruss, you're well I trust. Tabbed browsing can get a wee bit confusing but I shouldn't fret about any accidental posts. Feel free to post anytime and any tune you like

 

[TeeTee]

Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You ~ Lauryn Hill

Looking at your web-page, I knew there was two reasons why I liked you so much and the really cool thing is they’re attached to the rest of you which I like as well.

Yup, you better be careful to move your tresses back as your savouring that eight inches though…I wouldn’t want you to get a hair in your mouth

Sheesh, Dominic Monaghan will be so pleased you think he looks like me. - Aw Shucks, thank you Ma’am. *bows low* You’re a fair bit more then cute yourself, aren’t you?

What do you mean perhaps? Listen Lady, in this relationship you can keep no secrets from me. I’m warning you, I shall file for divorce and I’ll go for custody of the chocolate...

Ms. Teaze, If I wanted to tease you I’d more then likely hide the slipper

Hungry Eyes-Eric Carmen

Uh huh yup and everything attatched to me is all natural, gifts from my mama at birth

Now we couldn't have that now could we? Would you be so kind as to hold it out of the way of my mouth?

Hmmm. I didn't know his name was Dominic...LOL you're too modest for your own good don'tcha know...Sheesh justa plain Jane really, although i have red hair, tons of freckles one could play dot to dot for hours. And well a rack that can't help but demand attention hehe

*Pouts*
Ok fine you win just don't take my chocolates away from me, I would be very unhappy and if I'm unhappy so are you hehe...

You'd really hide the slipper? I'm shocked!

 

[Kylan]

Hungry Eyes-Eric Carmen

Uh huh yup and everything attatched to me is all natural, gifts from my mama at birth

Now we couldn't have that now could we? Would you be so kind as to hold it out of the way of my mouth?

Hmmm. I didn't know his name was Dominic...LOL you're too modest for your own good don'tcha know...Sheesh justa plain Jane really, although i have red hair, tons of freckles one could play dot to dot for hours. And well a rack that can't help but demand attention hehe

*Pouts*
Ok fine you win just don't take my chocolates away from me, I would be very unhappy and if I'm unhappy so are you hehe...

You'd really hide the slipper? I'm shocked!

Hungry For Your Love ~ Van Morrison

Wow, you mom was generous!! All my Dad gave me was a penchant for drinking to much and getting into trouble

O.k. But you gotta promise to really enjoy it if I’m going to work that hard

Yup, I’m a modest Man, but then I’ve a heck of a lot to be modest about…I love the way you start by sayin’ you’re a plain Jane and then go on to describe (needlessly) why you’re not. You’re a lil’ stunner, Ms. Teaze.

Now Honeypie, you know I hate to see you unhappy…go clean the kitchen to cheer you up.

Nawww, of course I wouldn’t hide the slipper, I just wanted to see the look of shock spread across your pretty features. It’s a bit like when I put weighted clover clamps on a gals nipples saying, “I shall take them off in fifteen minutes.” and then when the time is up saying, “Just another five…”

 

[TeeTee]

Hungry For Your Love ~ Van Morrison

Wow, you mom was generous!! All my Dad gave me was a penchant for drinking to much and getting into trouble

O.k. But you gotta promise to really enjoy it if I’m going to work that hard

Yup, I’m a modest Man, but then I’ve a heck of a lot to be modest about…I love the way you start by sayin’ you’re a plain Jane and then go on to describe (needlessly) why you’re not. You’re a lil’ stunner, Ms. Teaze.

Now Honeypie, you know I hate to see you unhappy…go clean the kitchen to cheer you up.

Nawww, of course I wouldn’t hide the slipper, I just wanted to see the look of shock spread across your pretty features. It’s a bit like when I put weighted clover clamps on a gals nipples saying, “I shall take them off in fifteen minutes.” and then when the time is up saying, “Just another five…”

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet-Bachman Turner Overdrive

LOL ahh well she gave me those attributes as well ok perhaps not the drinking part but i GOT DOUBLE THE TROUBLE

If'n you're workin' that hard I'll be lovin' every minute of it

Take away the make-up (which I rarely wear, ughh i dislike makeup) and throw on jeans and a Tee and I am a Plain Jane really, truely heh'

What you'll go clean the kitchen to make me happy? You never cease to surprise me Kylan, you truely are a softy hehe...

Oh yeah i knw that trick. Was pulled on my When hiking up Mt. Rose. Ughh the guide kept saying Price lake is just over this next hump....By the time that next hump finally happened to be the hump I thought I was gonna die LOL...Now I do same thing to the kids when were driving a long distance. Although I must say sweets, ya know we trust you when you say 15 minutes and even just 5 more minutes. Hmmm how very wicked of you

 

[Kylan]

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet-Bachman Turner Overdrive

LOL ahh well she gave me those attributes as well ok perhaps not the drinking part but i GOT DOUBLE THE TROUBLE

If'n you're workin' that hard I'll be lovin' every minute of it

Take away the make-up (which I rarely wear, ughh i dislike makeup) and throw on jeans and a Tee and I am a Plain Jane really, truely heh'

What you'll go clean the kitchen to make me happy? You never cease to surprise me Kylan, you truely are a softy hehe...

Oh yeah i knw that trick. Was pulled on my When hiking up Mt. Rose. Ughh the guide kept saying Price lake is just over this next hump....By the time that next hump finally happened to be the hump I thought I was gonna die LOL...Now I do same thing to the kids when were driving a long distance. Although I must say sweets, ya know we trust you when you say 15 minutes and even just 5 more minutes. Hmmm how very wicked of you

Hit Me With Your Best Shot ~ Pat Benatar

Huh, you think you’ve got it tough? Imagine how guys feel when you’re sittin’ there with them dangerous curves and us having no brakes

You dang well better look like you’re enjoying it or I shall put it back in the wrapper and give it to someone else later

Hell, take away not just the make-up, but the tee and jeans as well, I’d be more then happy (‘specially the jeans…I must confess I’m a just a tad old-fashioned about jeans on a pretty gal)

Erm…Did I forget to take your ear-plugs out again, honeybun?

I don’t blame you for using it on the kids, there’s nothing more darned annoying then a chorus of. “Are we there yet?” from the back seat. - I just like to be helpful and bring a girl to her limit…and then just a touch more. I know how difficult it can be to know when you’ve had enough until you’ve had too much.

 

[lovemonster]

Get With It! ~ Mxpx

Nawww, I’m just a naïve HNG…if I seen your floppy whites I wouldn’t have a clue what to do with myself

It would be nice to see you crawl along a gravel path at my heel like a loyal dog as the scent of pine trees coming from nearby woods filled the air. Finally captured, finally facing what you were meant to face. A poetic image of suffering femininity that triggers every sadistic instinct in the brutal Male heart….I mean, st-stop le-leading me as-astray.

Yeah, you’re only a lil’ minx in the way that King Kong was only a monkey

Yes Sir, No Sir - The Kinks

Of course you wouldn't. Being the innocent you are and all....

Who's leading who astray here?

King Kong was greatly misunderstood you know

 

[Essa]

Happenin' All Over Again? - Lonnie Gordon

Yes, I'm absolutely positive you do

Well, I haven't canvassed all of them, but I'm sure there's a small percentage that don't. Not that I know them personally of course.

Some Chances Are Worth Taking ~ Element 101

Aww what a shame you don't know them all personally...I was hoping for a few introductions

Morning

 

[lovemonster]

Some Chances Are Worth Taking ~ Element 101

Aww what a shame you don't know them all personally...I was hoping for a few introductions

Morning

Take A Chance On Me? - ABBA

Well, I'm sure I could search a few out for you, next time I'm at a game I'll just sniff a bit, should be easy to find some

Morning

 

[Essa]

Take A Chance On Me? - ABBA

Well, I'm sure I could search a few out for you, next time I'm at a game I'll just sniff a bit, should be easy to find some

Morning

Tell Me Why ~ Texas

Aww you're to kind could you wash them for me before sending them?

 

[lovemonster]

Tell Me Why ~ Texas

Aww you're to kind could you wash them for me before sending them?

Just Because - Jane's Addiction

I know I am Why don't I just send you some clean ones instead then? Plenty of those to choose from

 

[Essa]

Just Because - Jane's Addiction

I know I am Why don't I just send you some clean ones instead then? Plenty of those to choose from

All Because You Told Me So? ~ Shivaree

I don't want clean ones, I want a bit of rough...without the dirt, so if you wash them first they'll still be a bit of rough

 

[lovemonster]

All Because You Told Me So? ~ Shivaree

I don't want clean ones, I want a bit of rough...without the dirt, so if you wash them first they'll still be a bit of rough

That's Exactly What I Mean! - Patty Loveless

They can still be rough but be able to wash themselves once a day.....