Singalonga Lit

[Kylan]

Playground , xTC


*NO WORRIES MATE, heres the $100 i owed you from last summer..even now and your still buying..can i borrow $20?*

Let's Go Crazy ~ Prince

Yup, we're all even. Course you can borrow a twenty. Can you change a fifty?

 

[lovemonster]

I Wanna Be Naked ~ Screeching Weasel

Yup, I totally agree the great bearded one is female. You can tell by the way she's impossible to please.

Hey, with me or at me. As long as there's a smile on that pretty face of yours I'm happy

It's true I haven't pulled myself off in years. I get someone to do that for me.

Take Your Clothes Off! - Frank Zappa

Well you men obviously don't try hard enough, that's the problem

There's always a smile on my face when you're about Kylan, you know that

Bloody hell, I knew you were lazy, but.......

 

[Kylan]

Take Your Clothes Off! - Frank Zappa

Well you men obviously don't try hard enough, that's the problem

There's always a smile on my face when you're about Kylan, you know that

Bloody hell, I knew you were lazy, but.......

Can I Put You On? ~ Elton John

I dunno, some women reckon I can be very trying at times...

Aww shucks, thank you Ma'am...I think

Hey, it's hard work pulling me off. I'm quite heavy doncha know.

I gotta go Lovemonster. Enjoy your day precious and take good care

 

[lovemonster]

Can I Put You On? ~ Elton John

I dunno, some women reckon I can be very trying at times...

Aww shucks, thank you Ma'am...I think

Hey, it's hard work pulling me off. I'm quite heavy doncha know.

I gotta go Lovemonster. Enjoy your day precious and take good care

(I Wanna Be Your) Underwear - Bryan Adams

Oh, you can certainly be that, I'd agree with them....

You're welcome. Anytime. No problem

Well if you're on top I'm not gonna be able to pull you off anyway so I'd have to leave it to someone else

Have a great day Kylan

 

[Essa]

Stolen? - Ministry

Well that's no good, you're supposed to come back refreshed, not ill! And I hope your man is taking good care of you....
*please note that the above is written with tongue very firmly in cheek...*

Lost At Sea ~ The Bangles

I know, but I shall struggle on... my Man is taking care of me like only He could

Morning to you Lm

 

[lovemonster]

Lost At Sea ~ The Bangles

I know, but I shall struggle on... my Man is taking care of me like only He could

Morning to you Lm

How Can That Be? - Ben Lee

I'm sure he is....

Morning Essa

 

[joeys-game]

Let's Go Crazy ~ Prince

Yup, we're all even. Course you can borrow a twenty. Can you change a fifty?

One Bourbon, One Scotch andone beer, .george Thorogoud.

*sure ill trade for this $10 i have.and ill buy the drinks* *

 

[Essa]

How Can That Be? - Ben Lee

I'm sure he is....

Morning Essa

Who Knows ~ Avril Lavigne

Another couple of months and I'll be as right as rain again

 

[Essa]

One Bourbon, One Scotch andone beer, .george Thorogoud.

Alcoholic Coma ~ Sarcofago

Hey joey how's you?

 

[joeys-game]

Alcoholic Coma ~ Sarcofago

Hey joey how's you?

Here for a good time, Trooper.

Im okay Essa, just hangin at lit, but i have to work later today, you?*

 

[Essa]

Here for a good time, Trooper.

Im okay Essa, just hangin at lit, but i have to work later today, you?*

Let The Good Times Roll ~ Shirley

Glad you're o.k I'm good thanks apart from woman flu, ever had it? it's a million times worse than Man flu

 

[lovemonster]

Who Knows ~ Avril Lavigne

Another couple of months and I'll be as right as rain again

Not Me - Elton John

Yup, you gotta make sure you're properly recovered

 

[Essa]

Not Me - Elton John

Yup, you gotta make sure you're properly recovered

Me Neither ~ Brad Paisley

Possibly let it linger on for a few more months then

You having a good day? the weathers beautiful here

 

[lovemonster]

Me Neither ~ Brad Paisley

Possibly let it linger on for a few more months then

You having a good day? the weathers beautiful here

Just The Two Of Us? - Will Smith

That sounds perfect, I'm sure you'll be fully recovered by then

Yeah, not bad thanks, it's glorious here too. Too bad I'm not outside enjoying it!

 

[Essa]

Just The Two Of Us? - Will Smith

That sounds perfect, I'm sure you'll be fully recovered by then

Yeah, not bad thanks, it's glorious here too. Too bad I'm not outside enjoying it!

It Only Takes Two To Tango ~ Stranglers


I'm sure I will...then again

It's a beautiful day, but seeing as I'm sooo ill, think it's best if I stay here all day and do nothing

 

[lovemonster]

It Only Takes Two To Tango ~ Stranglers


I'm sure I will...then again

It's a beautiful day, but seeing as I'm sooo ill, think it's best if I stay here all day and do nothing

Let's Dance - David Bowie

You must make sure you're fully recovered....perhaps a trip away somewhere restful might help?

Well, you could always go outside and do nothing in the garden instead where it's nice and sunny.....just a shame you don't have that laptop

 

[Essa]

Let's Dance - David Bowie

You must make sure you're fully recovered....perhaps a trip away somewhere restful might help?

Well, you could always go outside and do nothing in the garden instead where it's nice and sunny.....just a shame you don't have that laptop

Salsa? ~ 311

It sure would, we're already planning the next one

'Tis a real shame, maybe you can send me yours for free

 

[lovemonster]

Salsa? ~ 311

It sure would, we're already planning the next one

'Tis a real shame, maybe you can send me yours for free

Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega

Good for you. But I was thinking more of you going away to a health spa for a couple of weeks on your own. Taking your good friend LM with you to look after you of course

Yep, that's no problem as long as you send me the postage and packing fee of £399.99.

 

[Kylan]

(I Wanna Be Your) Underwear - Bryan Adams

Oh, you can certainly be that, I'd agree with them....

You're welcome. Anytime. No problem

Well if you're on top I'm not gonna be able to pull you off anyway so I'd have to leave it to someone else

Have a great day Kylan

Pull Your Skirt Up ~ Benzino

Is it still paranoia when everyone is out to get you? It's lucky me and me still have each other

You sure? I'd hate for you to strain that brain cell by trying to be funnier then me

Good point...who should I get to volunteer

 

[Kylan]

One Bourbon, One Scotch andone beer, .george Thorogoud.

*sure ill trade for this $10 i have.and ill buy the drinks* *

I Want Candy ~ Aaron Carter


Tell you what, you buy the beer with that ten bucks and I'll get the next round.

 

[lovemonster]

Pull Your Skirt Up ~ Benzino

Is it still paranoia when everyone is out to get you? It's lucky me and me still have each other

You sure? I'd hate for you to strain that brain cell by trying to be funnier then me

Good point...who should I get to volunteer

Over My Head? - Aztec Camera

Of course it is. And I hope the two of you will be very happy together

It's no strain at all. All I have to do is type....

Do we really need a volunteer? You can just stay where you are if you like

 

[Kylan]

Over My Head? - Aztec Camera

Of course it is. And I hope the two of you will be very happy together

It's no strain at all. All I have to do is type....

Do we really need a volunteer? You can just stay where you are if you like

Up To Our Hips ~ Some Girls

Yup, it's worked out pretty well so far. Me is just perfect in everyway...and I understand my accent, which is a plus

Careful. I wouldn't want you getting RSI in that middle finger...

I would like, but I've been watching that 'Rome' thing off the BBC. I quite like the idea of someone fanning us with an ostrich feather

 

[lovemonster]

Up To Our Hips ~ Some Girls

Yup, it's worked out pretty well so far. Me is just perfect in everyway...and I understand my accent, which is a plus

Careful. I wouldn't want you getting RSI in that middle finger...

I would like, but I've been watching that 'Rome' thing off the BBC. I quite like the idea of someone fanning us with an ostrich feather

Keep It Up? - Soul Asylum

That's always a bonus, it would be a real shame if you had as much trouble understanding you as we do. Mind you, do you ignore yourself as well?

It's ok, I'm exercising it regularly

Perhaps Joey would oblige if you told him to?

 

[Kylan]

Keep It Up? - Soul Asylum

That's always a bonus, it would be a real shame if you had as much trouble understanding you as we do. Mind you, do you ignore yourself as well?

It's ok, I'm exercising it regularly

Perhaps Joey would oblige if you told him to?

Let It Flow ~ Howard Jones

Now precious, you know I bore the hell outta me so I ignore me as much as possible. But I do have my uses, so I try hard to make me very happy. It's a bit like being married

Making slow little circles is good exercise for a digit, isn't it?

Yup, I'm sure he would, but he's such a bad boy. He might lead me astray.

 

[lovemonster]

Let It Flow ~ Howard Jones

Now precious, you know I bore the hell outta me so I ignore me as much as possible. But I do have my uses, so I try hard to make me very happy. It's a bit like being married

Making slow little circles is good exercise for a digit, isn't it?

Yup, I'm sure he would, but he's such a bad boy. He might lead me astray.

Like A River? - Carly Simon

I know, it must be tough when you have to listen to yourself so often. It's tough for the rest of us to have to listen to you

Yes, it is, do you practice that exercise often?

Oh, I'm sure I can keep him in line and protect your innocence.