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[Kylan]

Like A River? - Carly Simon

I know, it must be tough when you have to listen to yourself so often. It's tough for the rest of us to have to listen to you

Yes, it is, do you practice that exercise often?

Oh, I'm sure I can keep him in line and protect your innocence.

I'm All Wet!! ~ Nomeansno

Have you tried turning your PC down?

Quite often, but to be honest I find it's a better workout for my tongue.

Oh I dunno...I hear he's one of those people you read about on the Net that likes inflicting pain

 

[lovemonster]

I'm All Wet!! ~ Nomeansno

Have you tried turning your PC down?

Quite often, but to be honest I find it's a better workout for my tongue.

Oh I dunno...I hear he's one of those people you read about on the Net that likes inflicting pain

Drip, Drip, Drip - Chumbawumba

Now why would turning my PC down help? Perhaps if I turned my speakers down that might make a difference.....

Oh, perhaps I should try that one as well sometime then?

No, he's not is he?? What, that sweet, innocent looking, angelic thing?

 

[Kylan]

Drip, Drip, Drip - Chumbawumba

Now why would turning my PC down help? Perhaps if I turned my speakers down that might make a difference.....

Oh, perhaps I should try that one as well sometime then?

No, he's not is he?? What, that sweet, innocent looking, angelic thing?

Fire For A Dry Mouth ~ Between The Buried And Me

Aww, feeling a twitch today, are you?

Yup, it works wonders...but you gotta get a nice rhythm going.

I know, who'd have thought it? Mind you, I watch CSI: so I know what these people from America land are like

 

[lovemonster]

Fire For A Dry Mouth ~ Between The Buried And Me

Aww, feeling a twitch today, are you?

Yup, it works wonders...but you gotta get a nice rhythm going.

I know, who'd have thought it? Mind you, I watch CSI: so I know what these people from America land are like

Thirsty Dog - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

What, little old me?

Is it better to go clockwise or anti-clockwise in your experience?

I know, they look like real nasty types, especially in Miami and Vegas and New York. Everywhere else must be alright though because they don't make programmes abou them.

 

[Essa]

Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega

Good for you. But I was thinking more of you going away to a health spa for a couple of weeks on your own. Taking your good friend LM with you to look after you of course

Yep, that's no problem as long as you send me the postage and packing fee of £399.99.

Dance Yourself Dizzy ~ Liquid Gold

Do you really think a health spa would be able to handle the two of us?

How about we call it a tenner and you've got yourself a deal?

 

[lovemonster]

Dance Yourself Dizzy ~ Liquid Gold

Do you really think a health spa would be able to handle the two of us?

How about we call it a tenner and you've got yourself a deal?

Disco Inferno - Tina Turner

Well, we could at least give it a shot...

How about.....what's that word I'm searching for......oh that's it....NO

 

[Essa]

Disco Inferno - Tina Turner

Well, we could at least give it a shot...

How about.....what's that word I'm searching for......oh that's it....NO

Willie And The Hand Jive ~ Eric Clapton

I can just imagine the mass evacuation when we arrive are you sure there's no where else you wanna try?

God some mate you are, I think the words you were looking for were don't be daft I wouldn't expect any money, here have it for free

 

[lovemonster]

Willie And The Hand Jive ~ Eric Clapton

I can just imagine the mass evacuation when we arrive are you sure there's no where else you wanna try?

God some mate you are, I think the words you were looking for were don't be daft I wouldn't expect any money, here have it for free

The Beat Goes On - Cher

Well that's fine, just means we won't have to book appointments to use all the facilities

Yeah yeah yeah, just hand over the £400 and stop yer whining....mate

 

[Essa]

The Beat Goes On - Cher

Well that's fine, just means we won't have to book appointments to use all the facilities

Yeah yeah yeah, just hand over the £400 and stop yer whining....mate

Beat On The Brat ~ Ramones

I was thinking about other facilities but it's fine, we'll go to your health spa as long as I pick the next place

But whining is what I do best...and it normally gets me what I want

 

[lovemonster]

Beat On The Brat ~ Ramones

I was thinking about other facilities but it's fine, we'll go to your health spa as long as I pick the next place

But whining is what I do best...and it normally gets me what I want

Eat To The Beat - Blondie

Oh, I'm sure there'll be some hunky masseurs about the place, we can always avail ourselves of their 'facilities' So where were you thinking of for the next trip?

Oh, really?? Hmmm, I wonder who can we ask to confirm if that's actually true *rubs chin thoughtfully*

 

[Essa]

Eat To The Beat - Blondie

Oh, I'm sure there'll be some hunky masseurs about the place, we can always avail ourselves of their 'facilities' So where were you thinking of for the next trip?

Oh, really?? Hmmm, I wonder who can we ask to confirm if that's actually true *rubs chin thoughtfully*

Don't Eat There ~ Frank Zappa

I'm sure we could...as long as they don't run as well when they see us coming I was thinking of taking you to use the facilities of the local park, it's free you see and you know I don't like parting with my money

Just about everyone I know

 

[lovemonster]

Don't Eat There ~ Frank Zappa

I'm sure we could...as long as they don't run as well when they see us coming I was thinking of taking you to use the facilities of the local park, it's free you see and you know I don't like parting with my money

Just about everyone I know

Tell Me Why? - Bee Gees

Well, they might run when they see you coming but I'm sure I can convince one or two to hang around ROFL, last of the big spenders......

Oh yes, well I know you and I wouldn't agree with that sentiment. Let's ask someone close to you shall we?? How about....ooh.....Kylan??

 

[Essa]

Tell Me Why? - Bee Gees

Well, they might run when they see you coming but I'm sure I can convince one or two to hang around ROFL, last of the big spenders......

Oh yes, well I know you and I wouldn't agree with that sentiment. Let's ask someone close to you shall we?? How about....ooh.....Kylan??

My Little Secret ~ Xscape


Hey they'd run to me not away from my ample charms sometimes the best things in life are free

Perhaps we better not, the only thing I get when I whine at Him is a slapped arse makes me wonder why I whine so much really

 

[lovemonster]

My Little Secret ~ Xscape

Hey they'd run to me not away from my ample charms sometimes the best things in life are free

Perhaps we better not, the only thing I get when I whine at Him is a slapped arse makes me wonder why I whine so much really

Whisper The Words - Lila McCann

You'd frighten them half to death with those ebay boobies That's true. So where do I find a free million quid?

Now why doesn't that surprise me.... So in fact, whining doesn't get you what you want after all?

 

[Essa]

Whisper The Words - Lila McCann

You'd frighten them half to death with those ebay boobies That's true. So where do I find a free million quid?

Now why doesn't that surprise me.... So in fact, whining doesn't get you what you want after all?

Whisper Whisper ~ Bee Gees

Naw they'd love 'em, they feel so real you know sorry the first free million quid has gone, I got there first

I think you'll find whining get's me everything I want

 

[lovemonster]

Whisper Whisper ~ Bee Gees

Naw they'd love 'em, they feel so real you know sorry the first free million quid has gone, I got there first

I think you'll find whining get's me everything I want

Louder Than Hell - Motley Crue

Yeah, but you've got one hanging on the floor and the other one's up by your chin! Oh bloody hell, I should've guessed you'd be in there first

LOL....except a laptop computer

 

[Essa]

Louder Than Hell - Motley Crue

Yeah, but you've got one hanging on the floor and the other one's up by your chin! Oh bloody hell, I should've guessed you'd be in there first

LOL....except a laptop computer

Shout It Out Loud ~ Oasis

And that's just the way my Man likes 'em, He hasn't complained so far

I always get there first, no point waiting for some one elses remains

Another puter will be here real soon, which means I'll be here 24 hours a day, so you know where you can shove yours

 

[lovemonster]

Shout It Out Loud ~ Oasis

And that's just the way my Man likes 'em, He hasn't complained so far

I always get there first, no point waiting for some one elses remains

Another puter will be here real soon, which means I'll be here 24 hours a day, so you know where you can shove yours

Loudmouth! - The Ramones

Yes, but your man's strange. Normal men might be a bit freaked by them

LOL, yup seems you do. So you don't want my fluffy polo mint any more then?

Back in it's carrycase maybe? Ner nicki ner ner!

 

[Kylan]

Thirsty Dog - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

What, little old me?

Is it better to go clockwise or anti-clockwise in your experience?

I know, they look like real nasty types, especially in Miami and Vegas and New York. Everywhere else must be alright though because they don't make programmes abou them.

Dying Of Thirst ~ Downset

Yup, little old you.

I tend to start in a slow cadenced, clockwise motion. Then I increase the pressure until I'm moving in fast circles.

And what about Dallas...I never trusted that Miss Ellie, I reckon she had a right vicious streak

 

[joeys-game]

Let The Good Times Roll ~ Shirley

Glad you're o.k I'm good thanks apart from woman flu, ever had it? it's a million times worse than Man flu

Rock n Roll, Gary Glitter..(rmember him?)


Woman flu? sounds terrible, not catching is it?*

 

[joeys-game]

I Want Candy ~ Aaron Carter


Tell you what, you buy the beer with that ten bucks and I'll get the next round.

Just Give It To Me, Busta Rhymes.


*sure i'll buy the beer with this here $10 and keep your fifty, sounds like a plan..you needed a volunteer, what for?*

 

[Kylan]

Just Give It To Me, Busta Rhymes.


*sure i'll buy the beer with this here $10 and keep your fifty, sounds like a plan..you needed a volunteer, what for?*

It's Mine ~ Mobb Deep


Yup, course it's a good idea...I thought of it -- Well, Lovemonster was looking for someone to wave an Ostrich feather over us as we...erm...slept. I said you were far to nice a guy to do that, she disagreed.

P.S- Honestly, you don't have to read up

 

[joeys-game]

It's Mine ~ Mobb Deep


Yup, course it's a good idea...I thought of it -- Well, Lovemonster was looking for someone to wave an Ostrich feather over us as we...erm...slept. I said you were far to nice a guy to do that, she disagreed.

P.S- Honestly, you don't have to read up

Take It From Me, Emerson Drive

*oh thats a good one Kylan ..she wanted you to get off i believe or perhaps not get off!.. I always read up*

 

[Kylan]

Take It From Me, Emerson Drive

*oh thats a good one Kylan ..she wanted you to get off i believe or perhaps not get off!.. I always read up*

You're A Fucking Bastard!! ~ The Exploited

I dunno, you know what these gorgeous gals are like, bad boys like you always do. Yup, me as well. It's not that I'm nosey, I just hate missing stuff

I gotta go get my beauty sleep, believe me, I need it. You take care Joey, been real good to see ya bud

 

[lovemonster]

Dying Of Thirst ~ Downset

Yup, little old you.

I tend to start in a slow cadenced, clockwise motion. Then I increase the pressure until I'm moving in fast circles.

And what about Dallas...I never trusted that Miss Ellie, I reckon she had a right vicious streak

Mine Is Yours To Drown In - Anathema

No, you can't mean little, innocent old me...

Oooh, now that sounds interesting. Can you show me how you do it so I can get it right?

Oh yes, if anyone was a poison dwarf it was her. I always thought Lucy Ewing was misunderstood.