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[Kylan]

Three Of Us In The Dark - Carly Simon

Oh, I'm terribly sorry that you're so weak that all it takes is me mentioning something and you automatically think debauched and decadent things....maybe you're not as innocent as you claim after all?

Of course, how silly of me, I should have realised -- Well can you hurry up and make your mind up, I need to know whether I should put some jeans on

I Wonder What It Would Be Like ~ Melanie C

I'm so innocent that I never get fed up of work, give everyone another afternoon off and decide to just sit back and relax in the peace of Internet Land.

Nope, I reckon you should go with the T-shirt, mini-skirt, hold-ups and patent leather heels...damn, you've done it again.

 

[lovemonster]

I Wonder What It Would Be Like ~ Melanie C

I'm so innocent that I never get fed up of work, give everyone another afternoon off and decide to just sit back and relax in the peace of Internet Land.

Nope, I reckon you should go with the T-shirt, mini-skirt, hold-ups and patent leather heels...damn, you've done it again.

Bloodsweatsaliva - Pitchshifter

Umm......I call that lazy. But maybe that's just my opinion.

I said jeans, that should have been like an instant cold shower to you!

 

[Kylan]

Bloodsweatsaliva - Pitchshifter

Umm......I call that lazy. But maybe that's just my opinion.

I said jeans, that should have been like an instant cold shower to you!

Raped Bodies?! ~ Messiah

I call it sensible...I'm not my usual sweet self when when a bus hits a scaffolding.

Oh, I dunno...I quite like the idea of standing in a dark wood somewhere watching you take them off

 

[lovemonster]

Raped Bodies?! ~ Messiah

I call it sensible...I'm not my usual sweet self when when a bus hits a scaffolding.

Oh, I dunno...I quite like the idea of standing in a dark wood somewhere watching you take them off

Just An Illusion - Imagination

Ohhh, that doesn't sound good. Mind you, I heard it was because the bus hit one of those new Skoda cars....jam and sponge everywhere.....

Now why would I be taking off my jeans in a dark wood somewhere? That doesn't sound like a very innocent train of thought to me....

 

[Kylan]

Just An Illusion - Imagination

Ohhh, that doesn't sound good. Mind you, I heard it was because the bus hit one of those new Skoda cars....jam and sponge everywhere.....

Now why would I be taking off my jeans in a dark wood somewhere? That doesn't sound like a very innocent train of thought to me....

Damn ~ Bellefire

Nope, it's not...and because I wasn't there I didn't even get to laugh at the passengers faces. I reckon that's what's pissed me off - Hey, Skodas are cheap, have you any idea how hard it is to get the material for a good erection these days

Because I'd tell you to, and all your jewellery as well. My trains of thought are derailed when you're about. You should be punished

 

[lovemonster]

Damn ~ Bellefire

Nope, it's not...and because I wasn't there I didn't even get to laugh at the passengers faces. I reckon that's what's pissed me off - Hey, Skodas are cheap, have you any idea how hard it is to get the material for a good erection these days

Because I'd tell you to, and all your jewellery as well. My trains of thought are derailed when you're about. You should be punished

Sorry About That - Alkaline Trio

Damn, you must be gutted - yes, it's no wonder they're cheap, they're just bloody cakes!

And I'll be doing what you tell me to because............? You just have no willpower at all, do you. I would suggest if you don't want to be corrupted you should leave this site immediately!

 

[Kylan]

Sorry About That - Alkaline Trio

Damn, you must be gutted - yes, it's no wonder they're cheap, they're just bloody cakes!

And I'll be doing what you tell me to because............? You just have no willpower at all, do you. I would suggest if you don't want to be corrupted you should leave this site immediately!

Too Good To Be True ~ Motorhead

Yup, I'm rather peeved, but hey ho and all that, better luck next time. - Just because something is cheap and tacky doesn't mean it's not adorable...I mean, you're O.k

Because if you didn't obey you know the consequences would be: a hot flash, a spiraling tumble to the asphalt, blood jetting from your pretty neck...yes, I really should think about leaving before I have sadistic thoughts

 

[lovemonster]

Too Good To Be True ~ Motorhead

Yup, I'm rather peeved, but hey ho and all that, better luck next time. - Just because something is cheap and tacky doesn't mean it's not adorable...I mean, you're O.k

Because if you didn't obey you know the consequences would be: a hot flash, a spiraling tumble to the asphalt, blood jetting from your pretty neck...yes, I really should think about leaving before I have sadistic thoughts

All In Your Mind - Beck

Yeah, you seem really bothered -- I'll have you know I'm rather expensive and there's nothing tacky about me, i wash at least twice a day

And how would I know about these consequeces? After all, you're innocent, you wouldn't have the first idea about treating someone as adorable as me in such a sadistic fashion, would you?

 

[Essa]

One More Hangover Day ~ Bracket

 

[Kylan]

All In Your Mind - Beck

Yeah, you seem really bothered -- I'll have you know I'm rather expensive and there's nothing tacky about me, i wash at least twice a day

And how would I know about these consequeces? After all, you're innocent, you wouldn't have the first idea about treating someone as adorable as me in such a sadistic fashion, would you?

I Know You're Out There Somewhere ~ Moody Blues

You know, I rather like the idea of showering you down, watching as arctic cold jets of water cut like shards of glass into your writhing body, the pressure from the water causing you to twirl on the slippery ceramic...Oh wait, you mean a shower , not a hose, don't you?

True, I would have no idea whatsoever...I s'pose I could ask the God of Google

 

[lovemonster]

I Know You're Out There Somewhere ~ Moody Blues

You know, I rather like the idea of showering you down, watching as arctic cold jets of water cut like shards of glass into your writhing body, the pressure from the water causing you to twirl on the slippery ceramic...Oh wait, you mean a shower , not a hose, don't you?

True, I would have no idea whatsoever...I s'pose I could ask the God of Google

I Am Not Hiding - Kenny Loggins

Well, I suppose that's one way of keeping clean.....I rather liked the way that Jennifer Beals did it in Flashdance too...

You could, but you better sit down first, it might shock you a bit....

 

[Kylan]

I Am Not Hiding - Kenny Loggins

Well, I suppose that's one way of keeping clean.....I rather liked the way that Jennifer Beals did it in Flashdance too...

You could, but you better sit down first, it might shock you a bit....

Where Are You Now? ~Janet Jackson

Naww, I much prefer my idea...but of course that could be just me.

You know, you might be right...I am rather easily shocked. I nearly had a heart attack when I seen the price of cattle-prods

 

[lovemonster]

Where Are You Now? ~Janet Jackson

Naww, I much prefer my idea...but of course that could be just me.

You know, you might be right...I am rather easily shocked. I nearly had a heart attack when I seen the price of cattle-prods

Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx

But you're innocent, you shouldn't be preferring that kind of idea at all, people will talk you know...

Well, if you insist on keeping cattle in your back garden, what do you expect?

 

[Kylan]

Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx

But you're innocent, you shouldn't be preferring that kind of idea at all, people will talk you know...

Well, if you insist on keeping cattle in your back garden, what do you expect?

Barenaked? ~ Jennifer Love Hewitt

You know me, I thoroughly respect peoples right to talk as long as they respect my right to ignore them entirely.

I expect the bad spellers of the world to untie and violent nudity with occasional language in the flicks I watch.

 

[lovemonster]

Barenaked? ~ Jennifer Love Hewitt

You know me, I thoroughly respect peoples right to talk as long as they respect my right to ignore them entirely.

I expect the bad spellers of the world to untie and violent nudity with occasional language in the flicks I watch.

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic At The Disco

Yeah, but I know you'll be sitting in the corner, sobbing silently about how horrible they are to you, don't deny it

Is that all? And what is an innocent like you doing watching films with violent nudity in?? You know, I'm beginning to suspect that you're telling me fibs about your innocence.....

 

[Kylan]

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic At The Disco

Yeah, but I know you'll be sitting in the corner, sobbing silently about how horrible they are to you, don't deny it

Is that all? And what is an innocent like you doing watching films with violent nudity in?? You know, I'm beginning to suspect that you're telling me fibs about your innocence.....

I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It ~ Anal Cunt

Yes, of course I could never deny the fact that in the past years I've become aware of my feminine side. I'm just a metrosexual kinda guy.

And if I were would you tell me what thoughts crawl unbidden into your mind as you lay writhing when on a hot summers night with the beach burning and the fog crawling over the sand?

 

[lovemonster]

I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It ~ Anal Cunt

Yes, of course I could never deny the fact that in the past years I've become aware of my feminine side. I'm just a metrosexual kinda guy.

And if I were would you tell me what thoughts crawl unbidden into your mind as you lay writhing when on a hot summers night with the beach burning and the fog crawling over the sand?

I Wish I Cared - A-ha

You're so aware of your feminine side, you wear bras....or is that just a vicious rumour being spread around?

I might but then I can't be sure that I'm not corrupting you, so I better not. -- Why is it that I was hearing the opening lines to "You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" as I read that??

 

[Kylan]

I Wish I Cared - A-ha

You're so aware of your feminine side, you wear bras....or is that just a vicious rumour being spread around?

I might but then I can't be sure that I'm not corrupting you, so I better not. -- Why is it that I was hearing the opening lines to "You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" as I read that??

You're So Rad ~ Bouncing Souls

I reckon that might be a vicious rumour. Of course, there’s always the possibility I just haven’t met the right bra yet.

I have no idea why you heard that tune...you don't think Meatloaf has plagiarised my lines just so's he could use them in a tune?

 

[lovemonster]

You're So Rad ~ Bouncing Souls

I reckon that might be a vicious rumour. Of course, there’s always the possibility I just haven’t met the right bra yet.

I have no idea why you heard that tune...you don't think Meatloaf has plagiarised my lines just so's he could use them in a tune?

Hip To Be Square - Huey Lewis & The News

That's true, how many have you tried?

That's obviously it, I hope you're going to sue.....

 

[Kylan]

Hip To Be Square - Huey Lewis & The News

That's true, how many have you tried?

That's obviously it, I hope you're going to sue.....

I Don't Wanna Be That Cool ~ Debra Davis

Oh, not many...you know, just the one or two. I reckon they should make the fasteners out of velcro.

Yup, I'm on the phone to my lawyer as I type. Who said us guys can't wultiasjk?

 

[lovemonster]

I Don't Wanna Be That Cool ~ Debra Davis

Oh, not many...you know, just the one or two. I reckon they should make the fasteners out of velcro.

Yup, I'm on the phone to my lawyer as I type. Who said us guys can't wultiasjk?

Shame On You - Aerosmith

Well, perhaps you need to try a few more.....and I'm surprised a man as experienced as you isn't adept at unfastening bras with one hand

Good for you, when you get the settlement, I hope you'll give me half for alerting you to the fact in the first place?

 

[Kylan]

Shame On You - Aerosmith

Well, perhaps you need to try a few more.....and I'm surprised a man as experienced as you isn't adept at unfastening bras with one hand

Good for you, when you get the settlement, I hope you'll give me half for alerting you to the fact in the first place?

I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow ~ John Hartford

Naww, I use my razor or she takes them off. I never could be bothered with fiddly things -- and who says I'm experienced??

Yup, it's like I've always promised you...what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine as well.

 

[lovemonster]

I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow ~ John Hartford

Naww, I use my razor or she takes them off. I never could be bothered with fiddly things -- and who says I'm experienced??

Yup, it's like I've always promised you...what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine as well.

Blue Boy? - 5 Chinese Brothers

Good job you're loaded then so she can buy lots more Oh, I'm sorry, I got you confused, you're the innocent one aren't you....

Awwww, thanks....you're just so generous....I have nothing though, I feel so bad about that

 

[Kylan]

Blue Boy? - 5 Chinese Brothers

Good job you're loaded then so she can buy lots more Oh, I'm sorry, I got you confused, you're the innocent one aren't you....

Awwww, thanks....you're just so generous....I have nothing though, I feel so bad about that

Baby, I'm So Confused ~ Syleena Johnson

Nope, she's learned to take them off quite quick...most times. -- 'fraid so. easy mistake to make though, so you may just buy me something small.

Yeah, I'm sure you're all cut up about it...damn, now you've set me thinking again,

 

[lovemonster]

Baby, I'm So Confused ~ Syleena Johnson

Nope, she's learned to take them off quite quick...most times. -- 'fraid so. easy mistake to make though, so you may just buy me something small.

Yeah, I'm sure you're all cut up about it...damn, now you've set me thinking again,

I Can Help - Aaron Tippin

Oh, that's saved you a fortune I bet -- One new eyebrow ring? Or silver ring, size S....

Oh I am, devastated. Are you thinking of something good, like giving me a share of your profits?