Pretty Tied Up? ~ G'n'R
Course I am; why, I even felt the versions of that track on 'youtube' were rubbish, so I went to 'playlist.com'. If that isn't dedication, I have no idea what is ... do be careful not to strain any muscles clicking 'play', won't you?
Ties That Bind? ~ Alter Bridge
Ummm yeah......coz I click 'play' every time.....I'll be careful.....
Cut The Cord!! ~ Waterdown
Hey, I just didn't want you to go breaking a nail or anything. You know how hard you've been pretending to work of late.
Through The Glass? ~ Stone Sour.
Oh my God!! That's so the way I almost broke a ligament. Ok. Not my ligament ... but I do understand.
(I Love The Sound Of) Breaking Glass ~ Nick Lowe
I knew you'd appreciate it. Especially when I threw the hammer at your head afterwards.
Man In The Mirror? ~ Michael Jackson
Yup ... but do keep in mind throwing your head at my hammer would be appreciated as well.
Eyes Without A Face?! ~ Silver Rocket
Dunno really, but as you know, you gals do silly things all the time. I mean, you lot are all for independence, but the second you hear a guy missed his maintenance (alimony) you're all screaming what a bastard he is.
Weak In The Presence Of Beauty ~ Alison Moyet.
Would you look at that, Friday has spun around again. I know this, because I'm vaguely here, and you're vague.
[laughs, laughs, laughs] ... Cheese is priced, can't you Venusians do anything without coming crawling to your male superiors for a start?
I do hope you're well, precious; I get the inkling your work commitments of late mean you are sorely missed around Literonia.
Bow Down, Mister ~ Boy George
Well, it's nearly another Friday and you're bound to be here when I'm not, so I'll leave you something to work with
Sorry, could you explain that whole 'male superiors' thing to me again, I don't quite get it...
I am well, thank you...missing this place...and you, of course
Reach Out? ~ The Four Tops
Invisible Touch ~ Genesis
That's very kind of you ... now where did you leave it?
Of course I can, anything to oblige. Now, you know the next time your man says, he 'can't live without your love'? Hold a pillow over his head and go, "I think you've find oxygen is important as well." That's being dominant.
If he holds the pillow in place after you've let go, that's being submissive.
Are we role-playing?! Am I you? Dammit, I don't want to be you. Can't you be you, just this once?
Invisible Touch ~ Genesis
I left it under your pillow.
Ohhh, sorry, that was your face.
Can't I be dominant by just sitting on his face instead? Much more pleasureable for the both of us....
I'm always me. Much to the bemusement of everyone I know.
Adult Education? ~ Hall 'n' Oates
Alas, I checked. It's not there. But my tooth still is. Wait 'til I get my hands on the tooth fairy ...
Oh, in the name of the deities of course you can't, as that would involve you being on top. With you being female an' all, that kind of thing just doesn't happen. Try and think of it like the female orgasm; much written about, but in the end, just fiction ... or is that 'friction' ...
Nevermind, not my problem. [shrugs]
Please, you mustn't sell yourself short. I'm sure anyone that doesn't know you and takes one look will be bemused as well
Learning The Hard Way? ~ The Gin Blossoms
The tooth fairy doesn't take teeth when they're knocked out in fights, didn't you know that?
Aww damn, and there was me thinking you were just concerned about him being suffocated down there.
Oh, I'm quite sure they're bemused and amused in equal measure. I know I am whenever I look at you.
Learn To Fly?~ The Foo Fighters
