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lovemonster said:
How To Save A Life? ~ The Fray :D

It's better when the presents are dead, the live ones have a tendency to escape and hide in people's boots or behind the fridge.

I don't get the big deal with post counts. At the end of the day, I've been here a couple of years, I've posted frequently during that time, what's the big deal? By the way, did you notice I had a bigger post count than you? Ner nicki ner ner! :p

Oh, you're definitely original. One of a kind. Thank god. ;)
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:confused: Doctor'n The Tardis? ~ The Timelords

Ahh ... I see your problem. You're forgetting to lock the door to the cella ... Oh hang on, you're still talking four legged animals, aren't you?

Yes, and how dare you come and do something you enjoy. In future, sit there and wait for the perfect opportunity to post long posts stating things like you don't see a great deal of difference between fundamentalist Islam and the by-the-book Catholic way of life. That'll win you loads of fans. :D

You're very welcome. Anything else you'd like to thank me for? :)
 
Kylan said:
:confused: Doctor'n The Tardis? ~ The Timelords

Ahh ... I see your problem. You're forgetting to lock the door to the cella ... Oh hang on, you're still talking four legged animals, aren't you?

Yes, and how dare you come and do something you enjoy. In future, sit there and wait for the perfect opportunity to post long posts stating things like you don't see a great deal of difference between fundamentalist Islam and the by-the-book Catholic way of life. That'll win you loads of fans. :D

You're very welcome. Anything else you'd like to thank me for? :)
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Space Oddity? ~ David Bowie :rolleyes:

If I had a cellar I wouldn't forget to lock it. Then the four legged animals wouldn't be able to hide there either.

How dare I come? Why, are you banning orgasms as well as me talking about sitting on people's faces now? :p

Nah, but I really think you need to sort stuff out in other parts of the world so get your lazy arse off your chair and stop mucking about on the computer. :D
 
lovemonster said:
Space Oddity? ~ David Bowie :rolleyes:

If I had a cellar I wouldn't forget to lock it. Then the four legged animals wouldn't be able to hide there either.

How dare I come? Why, are you banning orgasms as well as me talking about sitting on people's faces now? :p

Nah, but I really think you need to sort stuff out in other parts of the world so get your lazy arse off your chair and stop mucking about on the computer. :D
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;)Hangin' On The Telephone ~ Blondie

What do you mean you don't get the link? You know, that whole ET phone home thing ... it is your favoured era, after all. :p [refuses to mention anything about locking stuff and losing keys]

Yup. From here on in, women are only allowed 299 orgasms. No, no complaints. You lot wanted to be the same as me, so there you go. That said, I can be bribed ... :)

I am not mucking about on the computer! I've been sitting here for the past twenty-four hours, saving the world, by logging into a multitude of IRC's under various aliases and advising them they should get a life. :cool:



 
Kylan said:
;)Hangin' On The Telephone ~ Blondie

What do you mean you don't get the link? You know, that whole ET phone home thing ... it is your favoured era, after all. :p [refuses to mention anything about locking stuff and losing keys]

Yup. From here on in, women are only allowed 299 orgasms. No, no complaints. You lot wanted to be the same as me, so there you go. That said, I can be bribed ... :)

I am not mucking about on the computer! I've been sitting here for the past twenty-four hours, saving the world, by logging into a multitude of IRC's under various aliases and advising them they should get a life. :cool:
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Ring Ring ~ ABBA :p

Difference is, they came and picked ET up. What the hell they were thinking leaving you here, I don't know... :rolleyes:

I think that's downright mean of you. Is that 299 a night? :D Lemme guess, ring, silver, size S... :p

You're just too good to people. I'm sure they don't appreciate it nearly half as much as they should. :D
 
lovemonster said:
Ring Ring ~ ABBA :p

Difference is, they came and picked ET up. What the hell they were thinking leaving you here, I don't know... :rolleyes:

I think that's downright mean of you. Is that 299 a night? :D Lemme guess, ring, silver, size S... :p

You're just too good to people. I'm sure they don't appreciate it nearly half as much as they should. :D
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:eek: Ring Of Fire?! ~ Johnny Cash

Well, someone has to keep you lot on the straight and narrow. If I wasn't here, all you pretty women would be enjoying yourselves. :cool:

Nope, an hour. I love the smell of burning rubber ... actually, this time I was hoping for a girl that wants to be taken to the side of the road and whipped as the traffic pass by. I will concede they're hard to find. I think it's something about being arrested that puts women off ...

Please, you really are being too kind. I'm sure there are people out there that don't like me. Yes, they may be people who need treatment for a mental disorder, but they're out there. :D

 
Kylan said:
:eek: Ring Of Fire?! ~ Johnny Cash

Well, someone has to keep you lot on the straight and narrow. If I wasn't here, all you pretty women would be enjoying yourselves. :cool:

Nope, an hour. I love the smell of burning rubber ... actually, this time I was hoping for a girl that wants to be taken to the side of the road and whipped as the traffic pass by. I will concede they're hard to find. I think it's something about being arrested that puts women off ...

Please, you really are being too kind. I'm sure there are people out there that don't like me. Yes, they may be people who need treatment for a mental disorder, but they're out there. :D
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Burn Baby, Burn! ~ Ash :p

So while you're keeping us on the straight and narrow, who's doing the same for you? :confused:

Oh, that's not so bad then. I think I can just about squeeze that amount in 60 minutes. If I don't use them all, can I carry them over to the next hour like my mobile phone minutes? :D

Yes, it's strange that, not liking being arrested. Not sure why, but it may have something to do with when it goes in the local paper and your employer and all your kids friends get to hear about it...

Never mind, at least you can give those with a mental disorder advice. Been there, done that... :p

Sorry for disappearing last night, I have injured my back and it was telling me it didn't want to sit at the computer any more.. :(
 
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