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Kylan said:
;) Learn To Fly?~ The Foo Fighters

It was not in a fight, wish it was. Hey, you think I could sue me and claim off my public liability? :D

Well, now you come to mention it ... erm, down where, exactly?

You know what?! No, of course you don't ... waste of time asking.

:D
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Flying Without Wings ~ Westlife :p

I tell you what, let me sue you first and see if I'm successful, then you can give it a go. :D

Well, it's a moot point now, you've told me I'm not allowed to be up here while he's down there so there's no point in discussing it further. :p

I'm glad you didn't ask, I'd hate to be a disappointment to you.

;)
 
lovemonster said:
Flying Without Wings ~ Westlife :p

I tell you what, let me sue you first and see if I'm successful, then you can give it a go. :D

Well, it's a moot point now, you've told me I'm not allowed to be up here while he's down there so there's no point in discussing it further. :p

I'm glad you didn't ask, I'd hate to be a disappointment to you.

;)
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:eek:Heavens On Fire?! ~ Kiss

Nice idea, the instant I find my lawyer I'll let you know. Might take a while though, you know what cats are like for covering things with sand. :D

Sure thing, but what are we not discussing. I need to know in case I accidentally draw attention to your thing that we're not discussing.

Yeah, yeah, that's what all trashy tramps say, when it's rent time ...

:p
 
Kylan said:
:eek:Heavens On Fire?! ~ Kiss

Nice idea, the instant I find my lawyer I'll let you know. Might take a while though, you know what cats are like for covering things with sand. :D

Sure thing, but what are we not discussing. I need to know in case I accidentally draw attention to your thing that we're not discussing.

Yeah, yeah, that's what all trashy tramps say, when it's rent time ...

:p
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Cold Water ~ Damien Rice :p

I don't know, ours just used to bring us back presents and leave his other 'offerings' outside. :D

Well, if I knew what we were discussing, I'd be able to tell you, but I thought the whole point of me not knowing what we were discussing is so that I didn't discuss it? :confused:

What, ALL of them? Bloody hell, I thought I was being original. :rolleyes:

:p
 
lovemonster said:
Cold Water ~ Damien Rice :p

I don't know, ours just used to bring us back presents and leave his other 'offerings' outside. :D

Well, if I knew what we were discussing, I'd be able to tell you, but I thought the whole point of me not knowing what we were discussing is so that I didn't discuss it? :confused:

What, ALL of them? Bloody hell, I thought I was being original. :rolleyes:

:p
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:confused:Drowning Lessons? ~ My Chemical Romance

Oh yeah .. I can't wait until that happens: the girlish screams, the running up stairs. And God only knows how the brat will react. :D

I did mean not discuss it with anyone else. Sheesh. I have been flicking through a thread though, and 'post counts' came up. That, I don't get. Folks that don't post a lot give the impression they 'come to read', and only speak when they have 'something to say' but then normally go on to draw attention to folks with a post count considerably more than them ... thing is, if there was no one with a post count more than them, what the hell would they be reading? :confused:

Oh, don't feel bad. I thought I was original once as well. Then, I discovered the Interweb. :D

 
Essa said:
Blood On The Dance Floor ~ Michael Jackson :eek:

Hey...It was one measley year, no need to rub it in :rolleyes:
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Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves ~ Cher


~

I was bored in the way that this thread was slow,
Fingers needed to type, my mind to blow.
There was blood on the floor I had to avoid.
Looked like someone’s legs,
Had hemroieds.

Snatch your mop, clean up that floor.
Stop being so lazy, you idle whore.
Snatch your mop, clean up that floor.
For every night when the men come around,
… they lay their bodies down.

~​

Oh don't worry. I have a thing for older women. :p

:D
 
Kylan said:
Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves ~ Cher


~

I was bored in the way that this thread was slow,
Fingers needed to type, my mind to blow.
There was blood on the floor I had to avoid.
Looked like someone’s legs,
Had hemroieds.

Snatch your mop, clean up that floor.
Stop being so lazy, you idle whore.
Snatch your mop, clean up that floor.
For every night when the men come around,
… they lay their bodies down.

~​

Oh don't worry. I have a thing for older women. :p

:D
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I was bored in the way that this thread did flow
If you hadn't answered I was just about to go
Little did I know you'd keep me here
Well, just for a second
With your vat of beer​

:D

Gypsie Woman? ~ Crystal Waters

Good thing I have a liking for younger men :p
 
Kylan said:
:confused:Drowning Lessons? ~ My Chemical Romance

Oh yeah .. I can't wait until that happens: the girlish screams, the running up stairs. And God only knows how the brat will react. :D

I did mean not discuss it with anyone else. Sheesh. I have been flicking through a thread though, and 'post counts' came up. That, I don't get. Folks that don't post a lot give the impression they 'come to read', and only speak when they have 'something to say' but then normally go on to draw attention to folks with a post count considerably more than them ... thing is, if there was no one with a post count more than them, what the hell would they be reading? :confused:

Oh, don't feel bad. I thought I was original once as well. Then, I discovered the Interweb. :D

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How To Save A Life? ~ The Fray :D

It's better when the presents are dead, the live ones have a tendency to escape and hide in people's boots or behind the fridge.

I don't get the big deal with post counts. At the end of the day, I've been here a couple of years, I've posted frequently during that time, what's the big deal? By the way, did you notice I had a bigger post count than you? Ner nicki ner ner! :p

Oh, you're definitely original. One of a kind. Thank god. ;)
 
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