Skylar's Desert Palm Inn

[~Elizabeth~]

I see you are fellow Garfield fan Duke. Here is something for you and Cajun. Hope you like it. Oh, love the toons, btw. Very funny stuff.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

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cod liver oil for the hair ball STAT!!!

Hmmmm...now to unstick him from the drapes....what to do? Ah...I know...

she assumes the position of a cat in heat......

mmrrrrooooowwwwwwllllllllllllllll.....cum n get me!

smacks on cod liver oil... ahh better, thanks! Geez this stuff tastes like shit though!! ... leans over, looks down, and see's kitty's ass up in the air... hmm... tempting. Better not, I have a feeling getting neutered really isn't all that much fun! mmrrroowwwwww

 

[The Duke of Oral]

I see you are fellow Garfield fan Duke. Here is something for you and Cajun. Hope you like it. Oh, love the toons, btw. Very funny stuff.

Thanks P3! Great picture, saved it and shared it with cajun too.

Hey ya'll check out the two new threads (you can go to them through my Links click):

20 Questions - Know your neighbor at lit

The Sex Joke Thread (some good stuff there already!)

 

[cajunpeach]

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cod liver oil for the hair ball STAT!!!

Hmmmm...now to unstick him from the drapes....what to do? Ah...I know...

she assumes the position of a cat in heat......

mmrrrrooooowwwwwwllllllllllllllll.....cum n get me!

CajunPeach strolls by..."Come here, Lover Boy..." curling finger and beckoning to Duke tom kitten..."I have something for you... ...a taste of Heaven."

 

[The Duke of Oral]

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CajunPeach strolls by..."Come here, Lover Boy..." curling finger and beckoning to Duke tom kitten..."I have something for you... ...a taste of Heaven."

Using his superpowers, Duke the Wonder Tomcat turns his claws into spinning drape shredders, frees himself and strolls up to cajun and begins to rub up against her leg... as he looks up he sees under her skirt and notices she isn't wearing panties again... mmorrrowwwwwww purrrrrrrrrrrr which when translated means "Oh babee, now THAT's what I call quality catnip!! I wish I could climb up in there and lick that ALL OVER!

Well dragonhearted... I could always watch you get mounted while cajun and I....

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Today's In The Dark...

 

[cajunpeach]

Today's In The Dark...

Oh, my....you are a Dear Duke!

I'm still laughing at this one!!!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

moseying along in the backyard, just minding my own business,
when all of a sudden....

WOW! Would ya look at that pussycat! Laying in a hammock ALL
spread out... oh this is just too convenient!

gallop, gallop, gallop, POUNCE!! lick, lick, lick, lick...

 

[cajunpeach]

moseying along in the backyard, just minding my own business, when all of a sudden....

WOW! Would ya look at that pussycat! Laying in a hammock ALL
spread out... oh this is just too convenient!

gallop, gallop, gallop, POUNCE!! lick, lick, lick, lick...

Omph!!! What's happening??? Oh...<<purring>>> It's you! Sexy Duke the Wonder Tomcat! meowwwww....A little lower, please!

 

[BlondBombshell]

(Covering my eyes)

Omph!!! What's happening??? Oh...<<purring>>> It's you! Sexy Duke the Wonder Tomcat! meowwwww....A little lower, please!

ok... so peeking through my fingers a bit....

WHhoooo hoooo !

BB

 

[dragonhearted]

=)

CajunPeach strolls by..."Come here, Lover Boy..." curling finger and beckoning to Duke tom kitten..."I have something for you... ...a taste of Heaven."

aw...now really Peach...didya REALLY think I was gonna take your precious little Duke tom kitty away? I was just tryin' to get that li'l curtain climber off your drapes....*sigh*

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Okay folks. This is not going to work! We need you back here at the INN and A.S.A.P. This place is a freakin' mortuary around here. Look at how beautiful the sunsets are here! Okay, I know what I'm going to do at the Inn! I'm going to have a male strip show! That's right, men taking off their clothes, dancing, pracing, and lust-o-mancing.. of course if you women just aren't interested in the male body then.... Go Somewhere Else!

Where is everybodeeee! I've lost English Lady, Cremebrulee, EarthWind, just to name a few, jeez ladies just because I'm not on the market anymore doesn't mean I'm not anyfun! Guess I'm going to have to go out and harass as many people as I can until they come to play!!

WATCH OUT, HERE COMES THE DUKE......

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Maybe I'm on the wrong Bulletin Board? Perhaps there is one where the people are ALIVE and BREATHING and PALPITATING and UNDULATING and GROWING and GETTING WET and actually have a PULSE!!!

What does a guy have to do to keep Skylar's Desert Palm Inn from going under? .... hm... I'll think of something.. maybe I should just whip it out right here and go to town? Cajun some ASSistance please?! HELP I'M STRANDED IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE... what ? I heard a sound.. I'll go take a look. They're hammering a warning sign outside!! "Due to lack of interest this place will be shut in 2 days unless there is considerable interest shown here... " (Hey Skylar's the boss, I'm just staff okay!)

 

[BlondBombshell]

Naked Men........

ok Duke... here I am looking for the dancing, naked men as promised.... are they here?? .... noooo...... !

sighing and perching on a barstool to see if they will wander in soon............


BB

 

[cremebrulee]

Pardon me...

Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I simply must have it with my gruyere and bruschetta.
Please pass the Veuve Cliquot.


I AINT DEAD YET!



~Creme

 

[English Lady]

Are people actually conversing in here again then?

I'm sorry dukey but the story put me off, i didn't want to interrupt it...so i just didn't bother looking in any more..

now if theres some actual conversation going on then i'm here..count me in

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Pardon me...

Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I simply must have it with my gruyere and bruschetta.
Please pass the Veuve Cliquot.


I AINT DEAD YET!



~Creme

Greetings Creme! I haven't said hi to you in some time and I'm so glad to see you're posting here again. But the Grey Poupon? Last time I heard, you had something else so say about "Pardon me sir, but do you have any..." Hope all is well. Perhaps a few gropes in all the right places might make things even better! Hope to chat soon, The Duke.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Naked Men........

ok Duke... here I am looking for the dancing, naked men as promised.... are they here?? .... noooo...... !

sighing and perching on a barstool to see if they will wander in soon............


BB

No it is NOT false advertising! I just need to get with Zeta and see if we can round up about 8 men with nude avs to post here so the ladies have some eye-candy to look at! Perhaps you could make some suggestions also. So in a way, it would be like a male review. Hope your not to boobsy, oops, I mean busy! I know how thighs, er, I mean things can be sometimes!!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Omph!!! What's happening??? Oh...<<purring>>> It's you! Sexy Duke the Wonder Tomcat! meowwwww....A little lower, please!

Well no pussy-footing going on here! Now.. if I remember correctly, there is a certain way to approach the bush, I mean fuzz on the peach's peeling... oh that's right, just taking the tongue and barely, very lightly allowing the tip of it to run across the peeling brings on such a tingly feeling to my tongue. Perhaps if I can peel it off very nicely I can get to the fruit. :d

of mine

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Are people actually conversing in here again then?

I'm sorry dukey but the story put me off, i didn't want to interrupt it...so i just didn't bother looking in any more..

now if theres some actual conversation going on then i'm here..count me in

yes there is conversation going on here, and The Duke of Oral is going to be speaking in "tongues" only not by the same means as the charismatic ones. My what a nice peek you have for us there English Lady! Yummee... thighs... oh yes.. and more!!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Yippeeee!! Live Sex Show too!!!!



[the five-tongued man beast arose from his lair. ~~sigh~~ oh... it's Monday... but wait a minute... there's the smell of pussy juice all over his tongues.. why yes he HAS found his Queen Licktum!! {and is she yummeeeeee!!!} to be cunt-in-you'd] hey sweetie, do you have ants in your pants, or are you just excited to see me!?

 

[The Duke of Oral]

This is a Duke of Oral Pubic Service Announcement:

Friends, as Valentines Day approaches, I find myself becoming more and more aroused, er, I mean enthused, and seeing how it is only 3 1/2 days until cajunpeach peels off her clothes, er, inhibitions and travels to visit me, I can't help but have this constant hardon, er, hearton for this very special way with her, er, I mean, day with her, and I am so very happy that I found her, and I just wanted to make this announcement in tribute to the inner thighs, eeeek , inner things that she has made this man feel. {I keep thinking to myself... if she can make me feel this good just on the phone, oh my my my (blush), just wait until she gets me in her hands} I love you cajunpeach. Oh, and by the way, I'm also very fond of all you ladies that post here, and help give me even more goosebumps from time to time. Well one goosebump is just a lot bigger than the others, but you know...

Please resume your sexual inuendos, panty dampening, and other stuff, as this Pubic Service Announcement is now over. Had this been a real erection, there would be a hole in the monitor right now.

 

[English Lady]

My goodness Dukey..slow down my dear, i am afraid you might explode!

Sit back and take some deep breaths*L*

think cool calming thoughts (don't look at my AV that won't help the cooling down process)

now chill out a bit...good lad.....I want you in one place when cajunpeach gets to you, not exploded all over the place*L*

 

[BlondBombshell]

Valentine's Day

So we ALL know what the Duke is doing on Valentine's Day this year.... what about everyone else? Any special, wild or romantic plans ?

As for me.... let's just say that it has something to do with a trench coat and high heels...........


BB

 

[English Lady]

Well my in-laws are taking my daughter over night, so i am planning to make a picnic to eat in bed and basically not to move from there until my baby is brought home the next day*L*